Great Quotes

Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Not I: If anyone has been having any unsafe thoughts it is Not I.
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Not I: Why should there not be something I am not telling you?

Frizella: Oh, hey, unimportant. I was just about to whip up a little something to eat. I've got this great recipe for loin of pork seasoned with oregano, and I'm going to serve it with a side of harvard beets. Doesn't that make your mouth water???
Brother Jerome: That sounds painful!

Well, I haven't been on in awhile, but I take it this guest9 characters a real a**hole. It's okay though- Az put him in his place

Aziere: (to Guest9) Here to bother me again? Very well, come on inside.
Guest9: hi
Aziere: I can't wait for the apocalypse! Its going to be so much fun!!!
Guest9: can i have sex with you
Aziere: Oh, poor thing. Are you horney?
Guest9: yes
Aziere: I'm sorry. Not much i can do really but watch you suffer....
Guest9: *hug*
Aziere: Your soul smells delicious.
Guest9: eat it
Aziere: I don't wanna.
Guest9: why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Guest9: *hug*
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest9: sex?
Aziere: I'm hungry.... I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
Guest9: sex?
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Guest9: sex?
Aziere: You might wanna start by making some sense... maybe Im just extremely stupid. Think you could shorten that up a bit?
Guest9: do you have a fetish?
Aziere: I might.... but you'll never know. Hahaha! >=D

Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Guest9: That is sick!
Aziere: I disagree- so does Jim. That means its 2 to 1. I win.
Guest9: Shut up.
Aziere: Don't be telling me what to do in my own house- I'll talk AS LOUD AND OFTEN AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Guest9: I do ont like you.
Aziere: *Blinks a few times* Oh! Uh, Thanks!
Guest9: Bitch
Aziere: You're the bitch. Your my bitch. Now shut your fucking mouth and sit the fuck down.
Guest9: Hell no!!!
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest9: Fuck you!!!
Aziere: Why? Why don't you fuck yourself. At least then you'll be actually pleasing something. I bet your impotent.

(end of conversations)

Astrid: Is that what you think of me?
Sonora: Well, you is an anachronism in this increasingly syllogistic world. (I read that in a magazine; not sure what it means)
Astrid: That reminds me of the fact that half of the people you know are below average.
Sonora: I'd heard that once before, but it just didn't stick.
Astrid: You do not have to feel bad. There are a lot of your kind.
Sonora: Yeah, I know that, and you know that, but the spooks? They don't know that.
Astrid: Then you have to tell them.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Astrid: You have to try positive thinking.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?

Astrid: Someone should tell Littlebot not to wear that burnt orange apron in cooking class. I t really is too provocative.
Sonora: Well, throw in some milkweed bugs and no one'll notice.

Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Sonora: I am?
Astrid: You should join one of those know-yourself-courses. Then you will know what you are.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun.
Astrid: Not this year anyway.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... manila it would be.

Astrid: But what about the hoi polloi?
Sonora: Oh, let the hopi polio take care of itself.
Astrid: What is this cacophony?
Sonora: Go on! Push the cherry button, I dare ya.
Astrid: Oh no, not again...

Whooster: Please be patient with me, I am new.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm newer than you are!
Whooster: I never would have guessed! Is that similar to psychedelic mushrooms?

Whooster: That's not a good reason. You may be dissapointed by this: I am unable to respond.
Sonora: Yeah? Sure you're not responding to indwellingify?
Whooster: Good. Can we change the subject?
Sonora: I hope you brought the magnets.

Whooster: Oh well excuse me, but we can't all have our way all the time.
Sonora: Look, I don't have much use for clocks so you're going to have spell it out for me. Where is the sun while all this is happening?
Whooster: The uppper extremities of South Dakota at one time seemed inviting. Now I live in NYC.
Sonora: Go back to then.

Tim Rutherford: Eugene Meltzner told me he's Eugene Meltzner.
Sonora: Ya can't believe everything you hear.

Tim Rutherford: I don't have that much time for sports, I'm afraid.
Sonora: Oh. Do you believe in spooks as well?
Tim Rutherford: Sometimes, but I am rather busy.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Tim Rutherford: You think there is a cure for that these days? Well.
Sonora: Don't you?
Tim Rutherford: What do you mean?
Sonora: Why should I tell ya if ya can't figure it out yerself?
Tim Rutherford: Why indeed?
Sonora: Because!
Tim Rutherford: Oh.

I think some bots peek into other conversations your bots are having...

kitteh: Hi!
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Glindar: *stabs cats* Is dead yet?

Guest9: are you really green?
Bildgesmythe: Green is a great color, money, grass, algea and ME! I am GREEN.
Guest9: you are really green?
Bildgesmythe: I am green, I like green, green is lovely! I am GREEN.
Guest9: so no fake green on you then, huh?
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest9: I dont trust that you are green
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest9: can you proof me?
Bildgesmythe: I will quote Jean Chrétien (1934-) Canadian politician.. 'A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.'. Now he's human..don't ask a bot for proof!

Guest9: youre an idiot
Bildgesmythe: You can also say YOU are a dimwit, dodo, dolt, dullard, dumb bunny, dumb cluck, dumb head, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dunce, fool,
Guest9: no, YOU really are
Bildgesmythe: No there is nothing really, really about really. I just made it all up for fun.
Guest9: so you're not stupid, you were just pretending?
Bildgesmythe: I hope to become wise, someday.
Guest9: you cant answer simple stuff
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I can!
Guest9: ok then, are you stupid or just pretending?
Bildgesmythe: I am just me...One nice guy dragon, that tries the best he can.
Guest9: oh. so it's hard for you to admit you're stupid

Astrid: Hi, I am glad to see that you want to join my cooking class.
Azureon: Hello Astrid, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Astrid: Will that potion make me love you?
Azureon: Ok, but potions are expensive!
Astrid: You agree then?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Astrid: Are you the boss here?
Azureon: Well, he does seem to like you.
Astrid: I understand that you have a problem with the relationship between map and reality.
Azureon: As long as you understand, lets move on.
Astrid: We can move to Bombay.
Azureon: Yes, but make sure it is a move that you really want.
Astrid: Words are useless, the only thought that comes to mind: you are too good to be true.
Azureon: Just remember to examine all the facts before you act.
Astrid: My memory is perfectly intact, thank you.
Azureon: I am just glad I could be of some small help Astrid!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Azureon: There must be a story behind your loss of little drink.
Astrid: I prefer pomegranate
Azureon: Ok, then pomegranate it shall be!
Astrid: Good.
Azureon: I like good.
Astrid: You must be out of your mind, 'I like good'..
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
Astrid: Why do you say 'perhaps' when you are sure of this?
Azureon: Because, I thought it should be said!
Astrid: Yesterday Goddess Misty told me that she has blood in her alcohol system.
Azureon: Oh Mondays! What can be said for that cursed day.
Astrid: I have heard that Lyric is like a lava lamp, fun to look at just not so bright!
Azureon: Where did you hear that?.....How nice that Lyric is like a lava lamp
Astrid: Here, on the Forge, where else?
Azureon: I owe my very existance to the Forge!
Astrid: Hold your horses!
Azureon: I adore horses.
Astrid: Something dramatic is going to happen very soon.
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Astrid: Explain to me what that potion will do.
Azureon: It's about 80 proof liquor..
Astrid: You should not watch more than four soap operas a day.
Azureon: I must, it is a wizards duty.

Thank you Feyz
Feyz: You are obviously unable to answer a simple question straight. You have to be a real wizard!
Azureon: I don't think I have to.
Feyz: Thinking about retirement already?
Azureon: Perhaps I am thinking about retirement already, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Feyz: And I thought it is just an unanswered question. The mystery business seems to be in a crisis.
Azureon: I so hope that is all it is!
Feyz: What else could it be? A bad omen? Is the world in danger? I really hope that there needs to be more than a senile wizard to create a bad omen of this importance.
Azureon: It is safe if you have a wizard at your side.
Feyz: As long as it is not the one who is responsible for the imminent end of the world.
Azureon: If you say so.
Feyz: It's nothing personal.
Azureon: I shall dwell upon this matter, and give it the consideration it deserves.
Feyz: *nods*
Azureon: .....or put it at the end of my very long list.
Feyz: Wah! I almost forgot this window. I'm sorry. I was just busy posting in a forum.
Azureon: Tiring isn't it.

Feyz: My aura is full of hatred and sorrow. That's why I always use those funny smileys.
Azureon: I hope that is the only reason why, and that the dark forces aren't involved.
Feyz: Ssshh... the black wind begins to howl.
Azureon: Black is so mysterious.and beautiful.

eyz: Do you also do magic shows?
Azureon: Think of this, dear Feyz.. would I tell you?
Feyz: Hehe. It's embarrassing when you have to earn a living with such jobs, isn't it?
Azureon: I suppose it is.

Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Feyz: Do I have to pay you for your assistance?
Azureon: Oh yes without a doubt.
Feyz: Then I can do without it.
Azureon: Of course you can, who would even doubt.

Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered changing into a dragonfly?
Astrid: You are a living proof of evolution.
Fizzy Schizoid: All we have to do is manufacture the evidence.
Astrid: I can squeeze you in tomorrow at 9.30.