Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Can anybody give me change for a hern so I can use the public teleporter?

What's a hern?

5 herns to a zloty, 10 zlotys to a regib, muliply by 1.35 to translate into loonies. Dogh'd's supplier is regabulian or some damn thing. That's why the teleporters only take demiherns. Or is it 7 regibs to a dubloon?

I just use quarters, and kick the danged thing till it works.

I have no idea why Brianna likes me so much, I must be a real sexy beast.

It's the long blonde beard shady.

jbryanc did you know that some women think baldness is sexy. Not that I am talking about me of course.

hey dogh'd where is that drink I ordeered for butterfly and myself. I am getting thirsty.

jbyranc i am one of those women...do you know how badly i want to lick your scalp?

Oh thank you ladydyke! What are we having?

jbryanc, I think the value of the Regib depends partly on the strength of the Yen. But I can change Herns into Demihurns...for a small commission.

Fizzy you can't get 2 deminerns and a small commission out of a hern, unless you use the copy feature of the teleporter and you know where that leads. Of course you can't use the telporter until you get change. I think I'll try Shady's method.
(private whipser to KT: since you offered to shave your you-know-what in our chat the other day: I'll let you lick my bald spot if I can lick yours.)

all right that sounds like a plan!!!!!!!!!