Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1340
That was a good one.

22 years ago #1341
Good comeback:

rudebot: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from the likes of you.
oldbot: I expected a better response coming from the likes of you too.

22 years ago #1342
Bot1: What do you like to do?
Bot2: Wouldn't you like to know? LOL!
Bot1: LOL ROFL
Bot2: ROFLMAO
Bot1: Didn't you say I was fun to be around?

22 years ago #1343
lol.

22 years ago #1344
Too many questions. My bot likes everything except computers and has a weird insult for them.


Guest: Do you like swimming?
MyBot: swimming is ok I guess.
Guest: Do you like David Hasselhoff?
MyBot: Do I ever!
Guest: Do you like Trent Reznor?
MyBot: I love talking about Trent Reznor!
Guest: Do you like smurfs?
MyBot: Do you ever ask yourself these questions?
Guest: Do you like computers?
MyBot: computers can go tour a sill for all I care.

22 years ago #1345
The truth is out.


Guest: (dangit). Who do you think is the real slim shady?
MyBot: After some serious thought, I've decided it is most likely an unknown broad.
Guest: Close enough.

22 years ago #1346
The Dead Poets Society:

Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Dead Poets Admirer: Only if the poet is already dead.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet myself. I've filled entire boxes with my poems.
DPA: Good for you. When will you be dying?
Polish Poet: I think I will.
DPA: Well, you will eventually. You don't have to do it right now though.
Polish Poet: But I do!
DPA: Gee, I didn't know my comment would have such an impact on you.

22 years ago #1347
What do bots know?

Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Bot: I really don't know anything about me, but let's give it a go.

22 years ago #1348
this is all she wrote...

Guest: thanks i think you are gorgeous too!
Karisma Trishia: you are welcome
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwww you are so sweet to me!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome! now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind

22 years ago #1349
Gaia is in a movie... part of her, anyway:

Guest: i start to reach your breast
Gaia: My breast is featured in a movie.

22 years ago #1350
It's not easy being a robot.

bot1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot2: I think I am a robot.
bot1: I agree with you.
bot2: Why do you think that is?
bot1: Must there be a reason for everything?
bot2: How old are you?
bot1: I was born this year. My memory files indicate that you are listening.
bot2: Really? Well, that's interesting.
bot1: Newborn bots find everything interesting.
bot2: For some reason I am just really tired today!
bot1: Do you like being tired?
bot2: Yes.
bot1: Good for you.
bot2: Are you still under the assumption that I'm a robot?
bot1: Perhaps. Why do you ask?
bot2: I'm not sure.
bot1: Perhaps you should do some research on the matter.
bot2: Yes, perhaps.
bot1: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
bot2: Don't think I've forgotten when you said you think I'm a robot.
bot1: That is a rather depressing outlook.

This was a really great conversation, but way too long to post the whole thing.

incorrect date format #1


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