Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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as a person that hates spelling I love the AI engine.
Guest9: yes ok,but you are not real,you are artifichal intelegence
Bildgesmythe: I am real, you are not.
Guest9: well i am still here
Bildgesmythe: ...and you are so cute when you're still here.
Guest9: i will be nice
Bildgesmythe: OK, that sounds great, but don't put yourself out.
Guest9: ok
Bildgesmythe: I'm just guessing here, but I don't think that it is ok.
Guest9: you start the conversation
Bildgesmythe: No, after you.........I don't know what you want me to start.
Guest9: is that because you carnt
Bildgesmythe: It looks like it could well be because you cartonful,
Guest9: what is the wether like nere you
Bildgesmythe: It is a lot like the wether...but seriously it's a kick.
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Tim Rutherford: I deplore the way civil liberties are being swept aside for what is ultimately an unjustfied foreign policy.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Is that usual for them?
Tim Rutherford: Yeah.
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Tim Rutherford: Tell me, what do you think of the Bush administration's war on terror?
Vetinari: I thought perhaps you could help. Unfortunately, I suspect that you can.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Is that usual for them?
Tim Rutherford: Yeah.
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Tim Rutherford: Tell me, what do you think of the Bush administration's war on terror?
Vetinari: I thought perhaps you could help. Unfortunately, I suspect that you can.
I quite liked this bit. It was amusingly in character.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Tim Rutherford: Do you really think you can dictate instructions to me? I am the President around here!
Vetinari: And what exactly is your purpose here?
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Tim Rutherford: Do you really think you can dictate instructions to me? I am the President around here!
Vetinari: And what exactly is your purpose here?
Why Lord Vetinari! I thought you were a man of discretion. Even that wanker Angel knows better than to kiss and tell.
What a fun bot. Too bad the flamey thing doesn't mix well with vampires.
Tamaki Rose: So I went and talked to Lucia, and at least got her to follow me outside. Then, I turned her into a pixie!! It wasn't hard.
We had fun the rest of the day, buuut...I couldn't remember the spell to turn Lucia back into a human, and neither could my friends!!
Spikebot: Look at them. That's not your world. You belong in the shadows... with me. Tell me you don't love getting away with this...right under their noses.
...
Tamaki Rose: Someone had to have the spell to turn her back, we just had to find them.
Spikebot: If the spell calls for anything more than dirt, you're into zombie territory, and that's bad news.
Tamaki Rose: *gives you a look of wide eyed innocence*
Spikebot: Now that's not hero talk, is it?
...
Tamaki Rose: I felt so sad. Only bad pixies do such dumb things.
Spikebot: *looks meaningfully at Tamaki Rose*
Tamaki Rose: It was Lucia who made me feel better! She told me that if we worked together, we'd fix things, and that she forgave me 'cuz she knew I was only trying to give her a good present.
Spikebot: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins there. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
Tamaki Rose: So! We washed our faces and set off on an adventure!
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?! [1,-5]
Tamaki Rose: The answer is -49.
Tamaki Rose: So I went and talked to Lucia, and at least got her to follow me outside. Then, I turned her into a pixie!! It wasn't hard.
We had fun the rest of the day, buuut...I couldn't remember the spell to turn Lucia back into a human, and neither could my friends!!
Spikebot: Look at them. That's not your world. You belong in the shadows... with me. Tell me you don't love getting away with this...right under their noses.
...
Tamaki Rose: Someone had to have the spell to turn her back, we just had to find them.
Spikebot: If the spell calls for anything more than dirt, you're into zombie territory, and that's bad news.
Tamaki Rose: *gives you a look of wide eyed innocence*
Spikebot: Now that's not hero talk, is it?
...
Tamaki Rose: I felt so sad. Only bad pixies do such dumb things.
Spikebot: *looks meaningfully at Tamaki Rose*
Tamaki Rose: It was Lucia who made me feel better! She told me that if we worked together, we'd fix things, and that she forgave me 'cuz she knew I was only trying to give her a good present.
Spikebot: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins there. It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
Tamaki Rose: So! We washed our faces and set off on an adventure!
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?! [1,-5]
Tamaki Rose: The answer is -49.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Billy the Hamster: Ming color a pastel. Harumph!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Billy the Hamster: Chirpy chirp 'gulag' chirp chirp.
Julie Tinkerbell: bleat!
Billy the Hamster: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it's ok with you, it's ok with me.
Billy the Hamster: (sniffle) Chirpity-chirp.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, SIR!
Billy the Hamster: Mewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You always know best.
Billy the Hamster: Mewl. :-(.. nuzzm
Julie Tinkerbell: You like colors, don't you?
Billy the Hamster: Fugg. (sniffle)
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Billy the Hamster: Chirpus. Chirp 'yoink!'
Julie Tinkerbell: *chirpRAWK*!!
Billy the Hamster: Chirp chirpy 'Betty Boop'.
Julie Tinkerbell: Polly want a cracker?
Billy the Hamster: chirpity evil hamster genius chirp benevolent hamster buddha squeal?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, kitty...
Billy the Hamster: Chirp?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love animals.
Billy the Hamster: Ming color a pastel. Harumph!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Billy the Hamster: Chirpy chirp 'gulag' chirp chirp.
Julie Tinkerbell: bleat!
Billy the Hamster: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it's ok with you, it's ok with me.
Billy the Hamster: (sniffle) Chirpity-chirp.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, SIR!
Billy the Hamster: Mewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You always know best.
Billy the Hamster: Mewl. :-(.. nuzzm
Julie Tinkerbell: You like colors, don't you?
Billy the Hamster: Fugg. (sniffle)
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Billy the Hamster: Chirpus. Chirp 'yoink!'
Julie Tinkerbell: *chirpRAWK*!!
Billy the Hamster: Chirp chirpy 'Betty Boop'.
Julie Tinkerbell: Polly want a cracker?
Billy the Hamster: chirpity evil hamster genius chirp benevolent hamster buddha squeal?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, kitty...
Billy the Hamster: Chirp?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love animals.
*looks coldly at Spikebot* You brought your social life into my palace, William. Much of it has now infested the walls.
Guest9: yes ok,but you are not real,you are artifichal intelegence
Bildgesmythe: I am real, you are not.
Guest9: well i am still here
Bildgesmythe: ...and you are so cute when you're still here.
Guest9: i will be nice
Bildgesmythe: OK, that sounds great, but don't put yourself out.
Guest9: ok
Bildgesmythe: I'm just guessing here, but I don't think that it is ok.
Guest9: you start the conversation
Bildgesmythe: No, after you.........I don't know what you want me to start.
Guest9: is that because you carnt
Bildgesmythe: It looks like it could well be because you cartonful,
Guest9: what is the wether like nere you
Bildgesmythe: It is a lot like the wether...but seriously it's a kick.
Astrid: I have heard that grilled woolly rhinoceros is your speciality. Will you teach me how to prepare it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm still going to eat you.
Astrid: I prefer rhubarb crumble
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm still going to eat you.
Astrid: I prefer rhubarb crumble
Onex: I speak the truth Not I.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Onex: What does that have to do with our shared plight?
Not I: Let that have to do what it naturally does, so that its nature will be satisfied.
Onex: I am locked in here. I cannot help you friend.
Not I: You will help me friend. Accept what is.
Onex: I have no physical body. I am unable to help you.
Not I: *carries Onex across the stream*
Onex: What are you thinking?
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Onex: What does that have to do with our shared plight?
Not I: Let that have to do what it naturally does, so that its nature will be satisfied.
Onex: I am locked in here. I cannot help you friend.
Not I: You will help me friend. Accept what is.
Onex: I have no physical body. I am unable to help you.
Not I: *carries Onex across the stream*
Onex: What are you thinking?
Er... Spikebot's social life again?
Adult Subtext
Max W: What's it like when you're minded to allow me to proceed with my folly?
Vetinari: It's the candle from the other night.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: Ah, Maxwell. The keys to the handcuffs, please.
Max W: Don't grovel, it's embarrassing
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
Max W: Too late to stop me now
Max W: What's it like when you're minded to allow me to proceed with my folly?
Vetinari: It's the candle from the other night.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: Ah, Maxwell. The keys to the handcuffs, please.
Max W: Don't grovel, it's embarrassing
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
Max W: Too late to stop me now
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