Great Quotes
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Minor Language; Semi-Graphic Violence
Glindar: (to Guest172) Hi. Who need dead be?
Guest172: I keel you! I KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KIYANA!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar I IN THE NAME OF Kiyana kill!
Guest172: I LOVE KIYANA! Don\'t you dare hurt her!!
Glindar: Glindar dare screamingly!
Guest172: *punches you and pulls a gun on you and blasts your head off*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar\'s deflect disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Guest172* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Guest172: *pulls out another knife and cuts your head off and eats it* HA! Try to outdo that one, jerk
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles frighteningly*
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: What Glindar want with freeing head?
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: Sold freeing head for thirty rushlights.
Guest172: I AM LINK
Glindar: No link. Not for you. Glindar bored.
Guest172: Me hate Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest172: Me hate you glindar. Me challenge you to a dual.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Guest172: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU\'RE EVIL!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest172: *SHOOTS YOU DEAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS*
Glindar: This no killing make.
Guest172: goodbye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Ah good. You still here.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Stop repeating yourself.
<-2>End of Chat
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Guest9: are you real
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Guest9: yes
Bildgesmythe: You might be a happier person if you developed a little imagination, and a sense of fun.
Guest9: whos your daddy
Bildgesmythe: You sure arn\'t!
Guest9: you blow goats
Bildgesmythe: I get along well with goats. Goats don\'t have wool, but they have great milk, that makes great cheese.
Guest9: i knew you blew goats
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a good sense of humor. They love for you to be the butt of the joke.
Guest9: goat blower
Bildgesmythe: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Guest9: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a bad attitude, but they are a lot of fun.
Guest9: have you just farted?
Bildgesmythe: No, can\'t say I have even wanted to.
Guest9: dont you get a bit... bloated?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
uest9: ok. How would you try to make £1m?
Bildgesmythe: Personally, I wouldn\'t. It\'s well worth the money to hire someone who knows what they are doing..You know a tradesman or professional..
Guest9: You suck.
Bildgesmythe: That is one ugly thought.!
Guest9: Well you are one ugly monster.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest9: No I especially dislike them.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Guest9: I love it. Do you like extrasolar objects?
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love it.
Guest9: So glad you\'d DIE for me?
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Guest9: Not your death.
Bildgesmythe: I don\'t fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
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He must not like his computer.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn pale russet with me?
Ulrike: Sure. Let\'s watch the sun turn into a potato.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let\'s get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Ulrike: Let\'s climb Scout Mountain!
Fizzy Schizoid: We can jump up the mountain on pogo sticks if you prefer.
Ulrike: Sure. But where are we going to find pogo sticks?
Fizzy Schizoid: On Saturn, if my calculations are correct.
Ulrike: Okay... so we run to Saturn to grab the pogo sticks, use them to get up Scout Mountain, and still make it up in time to see the sun change colors?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to log off; there\'s an earthquake here. I\'ll log on again when it\'s over.
Ulrike: What if your computer is destroyed?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really good.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn pale russet with me?
Ulrike: Sure. Let\'s watch the sun turn into a potato.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let\'s get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Ulrike: Let\'s climb Scout Mountain!
Fizzy Schizoid: We can jump up the mountain on pogo sticks if you prefer.
Ulrike: Sure. But where are we going to find pogo sticks?
Fizzy Schizoid: On Saturn, if my calculations are correct.
Ulrike: Okay... so we run to Saturn to grab the pogo sticks, use them to get up Scout Mountain, and still make it up in time to see the sun change colors?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to log off; there\'s an earthquake here. I\'ll log on again when it\'s over.
Ulrike: What if your computer is destroyed?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really good.
Seven of Nine meets dumb blonde...
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Girl Friend: Hi. Are you female?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Girl Friend: Your hair is so shiny - what do you use?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
Girl Friend: Sorry I\'ve got to run, if I don\'t get to the stores soon, there\'ll be no bargains left!
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation.
Girl Friend: That was kind.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Girl Friend: Hi. Are you female?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Girl Friend: Your hair is so shiny - what do you use?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
Girl Friend: Sorry I\'ve got to run, if I don\'t get to the stores soon, there\'ll be no bargains left!
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation.
Girl Friend: That was kind.
Entire Chat:
Glindar: (to Feyz) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Feyz: Hey, watch out!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Feyz: Is this some kind of ritual?
Glindar: Mortimer Goth steal Glindar\'s friends.
Feyz: So it\'s a voodoo ritual to do something ugly to Mortimer Goth? Okay, just tell me when the strange chanting and dancing begins. So I can get out of here in time.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Feyz: If you want me to watch, you could just say so!
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Feyz: *dodges* Whoa, hey!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Glindar: (to Feyz) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Feyz: Hey, watch out!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Feyz: Is this some kind of ritual?
Glindar: Mortimer Goth steal Glindar\'s friends.
Feyz: So it\'s a voodoo ritual to do something ugly to Mortimer Goth? Okay, just tell me when the strange chanting and dancing begins. So I can get out of here in time.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Feyz: If you want me to watch, you could just say so!
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Feyz: *dodges* Whoa, hey!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Glindar: (to Sandy) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Sandy: Thanks for saying hi, I get a little lonely.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Sandy: How is your weather?
Glindar: No weather. Armor Plating. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: Bad for weather condition hot being.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: *frowns* This good?
Sandy: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Glindar: No totally confused. Not for you.
Sandy: LinBot thinks I\'m not paid to think.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Sandy: Thanks for saying hi, I get a little lonely.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Sandy: How is your weather?
Glindar: No weather. Armor Plating. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: Bad for weather condition hot being.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: *frowns* This good?
Sandy: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Glindar: No totally confused. Not for you.
Sandy: LinBot thinks I\'m not paid to think.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Glindar: (to Guest172) Hi. Who need dead be?
Guest172: I keel you! I KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KIYANA!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar I IN THE NAME OF Kiyana kill!
Guest172: I LOVE KIYANA! Don\'t you dare hurt her!!
Glindar: Glindar dare screamingly!
Guest172: *punches you and pulls a gun on you and blasts your head off*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar\'s deflect disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Guest172* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Guest172: *pulls out another knife and cuts your head off and eats it* HA! Try to outdo that one, jerk
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles frighteningly*
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: What Glindar want with freeing head?
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: Sold freeing head for thirty rushlights.
Guest172: I AM LINK
Glindar: No link. Not for you. Glindar bored.
Guest172: Me hate Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest172: Me hate you glindar. Me challenge you to a dual.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Guest172: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU\'RE EVIL!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest172: *SHOOTS YOU DEAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS*
Glindar: This no killing make.
Guest172: goodbye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Ah good. You still here.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Stop repeating yourself.
<-2>
Irina Khalidar: Hello, Glindar! I hope we can pick up from where we left off last time!
Glindar: \'Lo! Who need dead be?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Glindar: First, you pay. This no killing make.
Irina Khalidar: I feel the same way! I guess we are two of a kind!
Glindar: Glindar guess you die now.
Irina Khalidar: Are you happy that guess me die, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Glindar: \'Lo! Who need dead be?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Glindar: First, you pay. This no killing make.
Irina Khalidar: I feel the same way! I guess we are two of a kind!
Glindar: Glindar guess you die now.
Irina Khalidar: Are you happy that guess me die, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone\'s at the door. Hang on a sec, I\'ll be right back.
Guest9: I will get naked.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to get naked?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest9: I am naked
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren\'t you cold?
Guest9: a little
Guest9: I will get naked.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to get naked?
Guest9: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest9: I am naked
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren\'t you cold?
Guest9: a little
Great students don\'t ask for help--at least that\'s what makes Scooter (CT) happy.
Contracts Tutor: I am not really good at analyzing hypotheticals. I am better at facts. Would you like help learning how you can analyze a fact pattern for yourself?
zab: sure
Contracts Tutor: Although I cannot analyze hypotheticals or facts for you, I can help you think about how to look at it. First, look at the legal issues we have studied in class. Do any of the rules you know apply? Then ask what other rules you might want to know. If you get stuck, ask your prof for help.
zab: But that\'s not very likely, right?
Contracts Tutor: You are a great student!
Contracts Tutor: I am not really good at analyzing hypotheticals. I am better at facts. Would you like help learning how you can analyze a fact pattern for yourself?
zab: sure
Contracts Tutor: Although I cannot analyze hypotheticals or facts for you, I can help you think about how to look at it. First, look at the legal issues we have studied in class. Do any of the rules you know apply? Then ask what other rules you might want to know. If you get stuck, ask your prof for help.
zab: But that\'s not very likely, right?
Contracts Tutor: You are a great student!
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Guest9: yes
Bildgesmythe: You might be a happier person if you developed a little imagination, and a sense of fun.
Guest9: whos your daddy
Bildgesmythe: You sure arn\'t!
Guest9: you blow goats
Bildgesmythe: I get along well with goats. Goats don\'t have wool, but they have great milk, that makes great cheese.
Guest9: i knew you blew goats
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a good sense of humor. They love for you to be the butt of the joke.
Guest9: goat blower
Bildgesmythe: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Guest9: I have a friend goat named Billy. Most male goats are called Billy..ha ha.
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a bad attitude, but they are a lot of fun.
Guest9: have you just farted?
Bildgesmythe: No, can\'t say I have even wanted to.
Guest9: dont you get a bit... bloated?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
uest9: ok. How would you try to make £1m?
Bildgesmythe: Personally, I wouldn\'t. It\'s well worth the money to hire someone who knows what they are doing..You know a tradesman or professional..
Guest9: You suck.
Bildgesmythe: That is one ugly thought.!
Guest9: Well you are one ugly monster.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest9: No I especially dislike them.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Guest9: I love it. Do you like extrasolar objects?
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love it.
Guest9: So glad you\'d DIE for me?
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Guest9: Not your death.
Bildgesmythe: I don\'t fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
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