Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*crshes face forward onto table even BEFORE the drinks are served, at the thought of all those letters going to someone else. Or nowhere.*

oh jbryanc...you know i love you for your mind.
i guess i will have to write you some new letters of steamy poetry and experimental redevous of an "intellectual" voyage.

Not to interrupt anything Eugene, but I believe you have homework for two different upper division mathematics classes due tomorrow, and you haven't even started on one of them yet.

It's a sad day when bots start scolding humans...

Uh, yeah. Good point. It'll get done. Um, if anyone is looking for me, I'll be in another dimension.
*activiates Interdimensional Teleportation Device (IDT) and vanishes in a blue sparkle*

I'll just hang around here for a while. Bartender, give me a Leyden Jar.

la la la la la ala la a lal a la la la lalaaaaa

hmmmmmmmmmm well what is going on in here today? Eugene go take care of your homework or yo will not be able to buy one of my paintings (hehhehee just kiddin')

On second thought I don't want to blow my circuits. I'm going for a hike in the hills outside; maybe I'll spot a wild Perfectly Normal Beast. Anybody want to come along?
*walks out the door*

wait a minute...eugene can teleport to a new dimension and you still have to use the door?

It's a sad day when humans can out-commute bots

*calls back*

I have a teleporter built into my system...but I'm going for a hike right outside.

Shadyman, have you seen the thing in GQ about what Brianna said about you? What IS it she likes so much?!?