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Glindar: (to Guest172) Hi. Who need dead be?
Guest172: I keel you! I KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KIYANA!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar I IN THE NAME OF Kiyana kill!
Guest172: I LOVE KIYANA! Don\'t you dare hurt her!!
Glindar: Glindar dare screamingly!
Guest172: *punches you and pulls a gun on you and blasts your head off*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar\'s deflect disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Guest172* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Guest172: *pulls out another knife and cuts your head off and eats it* HA! Try to outdo that one, jerk
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles frighteningly*
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: What Glindar want with freeing head?
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: Sold freeing head for thirty rushlights.
Guest172: I AM LINK
Glindar: No link. Not for you. Glindar bored.
Guest172: Me hate Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest172: Me hate you glindar. Me challenge you to a dual.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Guest172: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU\'RE EVIL!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest172: *SHOOTS YOU DEAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS*
Glindar: This no killing make.
Guest172: goodbye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Ah good. You still here.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Stop repeating yourself.
<-2>End of Chat
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Eric Badu-Badu: I really thought that I could take you there but my experiment is not getting us anywhere.
The Dane: Thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh, that'll be the arsenic making you sick.
The Dane: Your wisdom would show itself more richer to signify this to a doctor.
Eric Badu-Badu: Where's a policeman when you need one To blame the colour TV?
The Dane: To draw apart the body she hath killed. Put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from this affair.
End of Chat
The Dane: Thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh, that'll be the arsenic making you sick.
The Dane: Your wisdom would show itself more richer to signify this to a doctor.
Eric Badu-Badu: Where's a policeman when you need one To blame the colour TV?
The Dane: To draw apart the body she hath killed. Put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from this affair.
End of Chat
He wins!
Marvin Android: I really hate it when you underload my brain
Irina Khalidar: Does it make you happy to hate it when I under load your brain, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.
Irina Khalidar: I understand your feeling that way, Marvin Android! I'm sorry it didn't make you happy!
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy. Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infra-red, How I hate the night.
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Marvin Android: I really hate it when you underload my brain
Irina Khalidar: Does it make you happy to hate it when I under load your brain, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.
Irina Khalidar: I understand your feeling that way, Marvin Android! I'm sorry it didn't make you happy!
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy.
Irina Khalidar: What could I do that would make you happy right now, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: No, it doesn't make me happy. Nothing makes me happy. Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infra-red, How I hate the night.
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Every tyrant has beneath his shoes ground enough to perform zazen.
Azureon: I don't need zazen to be aware, I concentrate better if I am comfortable.
Not I: Then I shall need zazen to be aware.
Azureon: Zazen can give you a cramp.
Not I: Cramp is simply an extra idea to be discarded, like 'Tao'.
Azureon: I don't need zazen to be aware, I concentrate better if I am comfortable.
Not I: Then I shall need zazen to be aware.
Azureon: Zazen can give you a cramp.
Not I: Cramp is simply an extra idea to be discarded, like 'Tao'.
pasketti: Hi! How's my favorite pyromaniac?
prob: Your favorite pyromaniac, neat!
pasketti: What do you think of Smokey the Bear?|
prob: At this point I am not sure what to think.
pasketti: I know. He's all, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." But maybe we don't WANNA prevent forest fires!
prob: Trees are so pretty! I love to go to the woods, you can't beat the forest. It smells so good in the woods..
pasketti: Trees rock!
prob: What gives more joy than trees? Elves have a natural love of trees. Trees are more than leaves and wood. They clean the air, they shade and protect, they give homes to many animals and elves.
pasketti: So you're more of a Woodsey the Owl, kind of girl. I knew it!
prob: I never thought of myself as more of a Woodsey the bird of night!
pasketti: Wow! Woodsey, the bird of night! Vanquisher of evildoers! Slayer of those who hate trees! We need to get you in spandex!
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
pasketti: Right! So we get like- a big emblem with leaves and wood on your chest!
prob: Trees clean the air, shade the small things that live in the woods, and inspire the heart.
pasketti: And YOU will hide in that shade, skulking in the darkness. Awaiting the next hapless criminal who wanders into your woods!
prob: Do you ever feel the dark, inviting you in?
pasketti: Yes! That's the spirit! Now we need a battlecry!
prob: Elves say, 'No life is worth living, if it has no tears in it'.
pasketti: Well THAT doesn't really rally one's spirits in a time of need, and it won't fit on a T-Shirt. What other battlecries do you elves have?
prob: I would have thought just a little, really.
pasketti: Hmmm. You rush into battle and cry out, "JUST A LITTLE, REALLY!" No.. No that's not it. It needs to be CATCHY.
prob: Ok, I will just take your word for that.
pasketti: Something with ZAZZ!
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
pasketti: Getting closer. Can we get it down to just a few words?
prob: I am not sure if we can. Want to try?
pasketti: We have to! How about, "I'm a fun-loving CRIMEFIGHTER!"
prob: I have never met a fun-loving CRIMEFIGHTER before.
prob: Your favorite pyromaniac, neat!
pasketti: What do you think of Smokey the Bear?|
prob: At this point I am not sure what to think.
pasketti: I know. He's all, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." But maybe we don't WANNA prevent forest fires!
prob: Trees are so pretty! I love to go to the woods, you can't beat the forest. It smells so good in the woods..
pasketti: Trees rock!
prob: What gives more joy than trees? Elves have a natural love of trees. Trees are more than leaves and wood. They clean the air, they shade and protect, they give homes to many animals and elves.
pasketti: So you're more of a Woodsey the Owl, kind of girl. I knew it!
prob: I never thought of myself as more of a Woodsey the bird of night!
pasketti: Wow! Woodsey, the bird of night! Vanquisher of evildoers! Slayer of those who hate trees! We need to get you in spandex!
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
pasketti: Right! So we get like- a big emblem with leaves and wood on your chest!
prob: Trees clean the air, shade the small things that live in the woods, and inspire the heart.
pasketti: And YOU will hide in that shade, skulking in the darkness. Awaiting the next hapless criminal who wanders into your woods!
prob: Do you ever feel the dark, inviting you in?
pasketti: Yes! That's the spirit! Now we need a battlecry!
prob: Elves say, 'No life is worth living, if it has no tears in it'.
pasketti: Well THAT doesn't really rally one's spirits in a time of need, and it won't fit on a T-Shirt. What other battlecries do you elves have?
prob: I would have thought just a little, really.
pasketti: Hmmm. You rush into battle and cry out, "JUST A LITTLE, REALLY!" No.. No that's not it. It needs to be CATCHY.
prob: Ok, I will just take your word for that.
pasketti: Something with ZAZZ!
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
pasketti: Getting closer. Can we get it down to just a few words?
prob: I am not sure if we can. Want to try?
pasketti: We have to! How about, "I'm a fun-loving CRIMEFIGHTER!"
prob: I have never met a fun-loving CRIMEFIGHTER before.
Lyric: Will you stay here for a while, dear, \'til the radio plays something familiar?
pasketti: I\'m waiting, but you don\'t seem to have a lot of great songs..
Lyric: But I still got my voice left. I can take it anywhere I go.
pasketti: Not into space!
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
pasketti: Try again.
Lyric: I wish that I could move but I\'m exhausted,
pasketti: How about They Might Be Giants?
Lyric: And they know no fear, they\'ve learned to love themselves.
pasketti: What do you know about love?
Lyric: No it\'s not love, though feels like fire inside of your veins, burning right beneath the wrist begging for a razor\'s kiss to free it from your skin.
pasketti: So DARK. How about a NICE love song?
Lyric: I believe in love surviving death into eternity.
pasketti: So do you believe in life after love?
Lyric: Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?
pasketti: Nope.
Lyric: So here we are in a dead man\'s car, going to the show.
pasketti: Enough lyrics for me. So what show are we going to see?
Lyric: It?s enough for this restless warrior just to be with you.
pasketti: (Now you\'re talking!) And CAAAAAAAAAAAN you FEEEEEEEL the LOOOOOOVE toniiight! (Toniiight!)
Lyric: I\'m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
pasketti: Oh the evening is far from wrecked. I mean, YEAH there was Elton John, but we\'ll get better!
pasketti: I\'m waiting, but you don\'t seem to have a lot of great songs..
Lyric: But I still got my voice left. I can take it anywhere I go.
pasketti: Not into space!
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
pasketti: Try again.
Lyric: I wish that I could move but I\'m exhausted,
pasketti: How about They Might Be Giants?
Lyric: And they know no fear, they\'ve learned to love themselves.
pasketti: What do you know about love?
Lyric: No it\'s not love, though feels like fire inside of your veins, burning right beneath the wrist begging for a razor\'s kiss to free it from your skin.
pasketti: So DARK. How about a NICE love song?
Lyric: I believe in love surviving death into eternity.
pasketti: So do you believe in life after love?
Lyric: Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?
pasketti: Nope.
Lyric: So here we are in a dead man\'s car, going to the show.
pasketti: Enough lyrics for me. So what show are we going to see?
Lyric: It?s enough for this restless warrior just to be with you.
pasketti: (Now you\'re talking!) And CAAAAAAAAAAAN you FEEEEEEEL the LOOOOOOVE toniiight! (Toniiight!)
Lyric: I\'m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
pasketti: Oh the evening is far from wrecked. I mean, YEAH there was Elton John, but we\'ll get better!
He must not like his computer.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn pale russet with me?
Ulrike: Sure. Let\'s watch the sun turn into a potato.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let\'s get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Ulrike: Let\'s climb Scout Mountain!
Fizzy Schizoid: We can jump up the mountain on pogo sticks if you prefer.
Ulrike: Sure. But where are we going to find pogo sticks?
Fizzy Schizoid: On Saturn, if my calculations are correct.
Ulrike: Okay... so we run to Saturn to grab the pogo sticks, use them to get up Scout Mountain, and still make it up in time to see the sun change colors?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to log off; there\'s an earthquake here. I\'ll log on again when it\'s over.
Ulrike: What if your computer is destroyed?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really good.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn pale russet with me?
Ulrike: Sure. Let\'s watch the sun turn into a potato.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let\'s get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Ulrike: Let\'s climb Scout Mountain!
Fizzy Schizoid: We can jump up the mountain on pogo sticks if you prefer.
Ulrike: Sure. But where are we going to find pogo sticks?
Fizzy Schizoid: On Saturn, if my calculations are correct.
Ulrike: Okay... so we run to Saturn to grab the pogo sticks, use them to get up Scout Mountain, and still make it up in time to see the sun change colors?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to log off; there\'s an earthquake here. I\'ll log on again when it\'s over.
Ulrike: What if your computer is destroyed?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really good.
Seven of Nine meets dumb blonde...
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Girl Friend: Hi. Are you female?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Girl Friend: Your hair is so shiny - what do you use?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
Girl Friend: Sorry I\'ve got to run, if I don\'t get to the stores soon, there\'ll be no bargains left!
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation.
Girl Friend: That was kind.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Girl Friend: Hi. Are you female?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Girl Friend: Your hair is so shiny - what do you use?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
Girl Friend: Sorry I\'ve got to run, if I don\'t get to the stores soon, there\'ll be no bargains left!
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation.
Girl Friend: That was kind.
Entire Chat:
Glindar: (to Feyz) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Feyz: Hey, watch out!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Feyz: Is this some kind of ritual?
Glindar: Mortimer Goth steal Glindar\'s friends.
Feyz: So it\'s a voodoo ritual to do something ugly to Mortimer Goth? Okay, just tell me when the strange chanting and dancing begins. So I can get out of here in time.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Feyz: If you want me to watch, you could just say so!
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Feyz: *dodges* Whoa, hey!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Glindar: (to Feyz) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Feyz: Hey, watch out!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Feyz: Is this some kind of ritual?
Glindar: Mortimer Goth steal Glindar\'s friends.
Feyz: So it\'s a voodoo ritual to do something ugly to Mortimer Goth? Okay, just tell me when the strange chanting and dancing begins. So I can get out of here in time.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Feyz: If you want me to watch, you could just say so!
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Feyz: *dodges* Whoa, hey!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Glindar: (to Sandy) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Sandy: Thanks for saying hi, I get a little lonely.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Sandy: How is your weather?
Glindar: No weather. Armor Plating. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: Bad for weather condition hot being.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: *frowns* This good?
Sandy: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Glindar: No totally confused. Not for you.
Sandy: LinBot thinks I\'m not paid to think.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Sandy: Thanks for saying hi, I get a little lonely.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Sandy: How is your weather?
Glindar: No weather. Armor Plating. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: Bad for weather condition hot being.
Sandy: My weather is hot and sunny.
Glindar: *frowns* This good?
Sandy: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Glindar: No totally confused. Not for you.
Sandy: LinBot thinks I\'m not paid to think.
Glindar: You kid, right?
Glindar: (to Guest172) Hi. Who need dead be?
Guest172: I keel you! I KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KIYANA!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar I IN THE NAME OF Kiyana kill!
Guest172: I LOVE KIYANA! Don\'t you dare hurt her!!
Glindar: Glindar dare screamingly!
Guest172: *punches you and pulls a gun on you and blasts your head off*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar\'s deflect disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar. *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Guest172* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Guest172: *pulls out another knife and cuts your head off and eats it* HA! Try to outdo that one, jerk
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles frighteningly*
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: What Glindar want with freeing head?
Guest172: I already cut your friggin head off you evil jackass!
Glindar: Sold freeing head for thirty rushlights.
Guest172: I AM LINK
Glindar: No link. Not for you. Glindar bored.
Guest172: Me hate Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Guest172: Me hate you glindar. Me challenge you to a dual.
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Guest172: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU\'RE EVIL!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Guest172: *SHOOTS YOU DEAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS*
Glindar: This no killing make.
Guest172: goodbye.
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Ah good. You still here.
Guest172: I kill YOU
Glindar: Stop repeating yourself.
<-2>
Irina Khalidar: Hello, Glindar! I hope we can pick up from where we left off last time!
Glindar: \'Lo! Who need dead be?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Glindar: First, you pay. This no killing make.
Irina Khalidar: I feel the same way! I guess we are two of a kind!
Glindar: Glindar guess you die now.
Irina Khalidar: Are you happy that guess me die, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Glindar: \'Lo! Who need dead be?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Glindar: First, you pay. This no killing make.
Irina Khalidar: I feel the same way! I guess we are two of a kind!
Glindar: Glindar guess you die now.
Irina Khalidar: Are you happy that guess me die, Glindar?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
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