Bug Stomp

Yeah, that's what xnomatch is for.

Bot: Do you like pets?
Seek: yes
Bot: I've always wanted a hippopotamus.
Seek: no
Bot: I bet you advocate testing of products on poor little defenseless animals too!
Seek: xnomatch
User: Fred.
Bot: You seem to talk in non-sequiturs a lot. You must be a bot.

You get the idea.

Where did User: Fred come from?

Fred is what User says that gets picked up by the xnomatch.

Aha.. HEY! You weren't referring to an earlier reference to me being Fred from The Flintstones were you?

Ermmm no, I'd rather call you Hagar.

I just tend to use Fred and Joe for example names. Joe just happened to be out to lunch at the time.

Aha.

However, as I was pointing out earlier, xnomatch doesn't always work. Lately it triggers an xnone instead.

testing PFML testing. Okay it did not work. now how do you get the thingabobs down below to work?

dun look at me

xnomatch has always seemed to work for me. I just use them like in programming:
If ...
Elseif...
Else...

Yeah, I know how they are supposed to work; they just aren't working for me. Maybe it's because I have nothing but an xnomatch on the keyphrase that is goofing up. But it does work sporadically.