Great Quotes

Thanks for the chat, Ulrike.
Watzer: I love you.
Ulrike: Uh, why?
Watzer: I have no idea.. You're really disturbed...
Ulrike: You love me because I'm disturbed?
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Ulrike: Ummm... okay... So do you hate well-adjusted people?
Watzer: People who are mean to animals. I am also not fond of haggis.
Ulrike: LOL. So disturbed people aren't mean to animals, eh? News to me.
Watzer: *nods uncertainly*
Ulrike: *Grins maniacally*

psimagus: hello
Bildgesmythe: Ok, who sent you? You aren't trying to reposses my skedo, are you?
psimagus: I wouldn't dream of it
Bildgesmythe: I dream about a land of chocolate.
psimagus: I guess chocolate really melts in the mouth when you're a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate makes you happy.
psimagus: Doesn't that depend on what you do with it? It doesn't make a very good kettle
Bildgesmythe: I love good cookware. When you cook as much as I do, you need the best. I have a very old set of copper. and a few cast iron pans.
psimagus: That sounds greatly superior to meringue and marzipan pans

Guest200: You are dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhhh. not so loud. You never know who is listening, around here.
Guest200: You are dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, its common knowledge that I, Bildgesmythe, am dragon. So what?
Guest200: Sorry don't worry
Bildgesmythe: Trust me, it's time to worry!
Guest200: Sorry don't worry
Bildgesmythe: Nothing makes me worry like being told 'don't worry'!
Guest200: so don't worry draggi
Bildgesmythe: I am thinking of taking prozac.
Guest200: take viagra, better

Guest165: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest165: ....
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest165: Sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest165: Are you as smart as you think you are?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am much more smart than I think I am.
Guest165: But that is logically impossible.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest165: Speak french again and I'll clock you upside the head
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest165: Shut it! Engrish, bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest165: No, that's what I call the ones who DO like me. Cuz I get da bitchez.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think there may be other reasons why. It seems like there's more to it than that.

(yay for wordnet)

If he's really got 22 of them, as he claims, he's going to need a LOT of Viagra!

prob: You are a clever as a fox and just as cute.
pasketti: *Blushes*
prob: You look adorable when you blush!
pasketti: *Blushes more*
prob: Your face gets a lovely color of red!
pasketti: *Blushes still more*
prob: Did I embarrass you?
pasketti: It's OK.

Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Bant told me that she hates it when people worry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for informing me.
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, seeing how we're both great, would you like to have a drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer, but on second thought, I think I've had plenty.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can be serious anytime I like!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I won't tell you not to. But you really should think about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know not to anyway.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.

Fizzy Schizoid: How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the swimming pool.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how. I'm still waiting for someone to teach me how to kill a blonde.
Fizzy Schizoid: Most people wouldn't admit that in public.

Ever have your bots come up with just horrid responses that make you cringe?
Guest140: Im terrified by tornado
Bildgesmythe: While most tornadoes develop in the spring and summer, tornadoes have occurred every day of the year.
Guest140: Im gonna die
Bildgesmythe: Do you want me to go now? So you can go to die.

Bildgesmythe: (to Guest67) What have you been up to?
Guest74: ive been giving birth
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you don't want to rush into it,though?

Guest189: Are you really smart dear dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon in the prime of life..happy and fire snorting.
Guest189: i ate pizza today,do you like it
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest189: what can I do if i want to be with girl that i love?
Bildgesmythe: You don't want to?
Guest189: i want! i love her and she loves me but...
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you love her and she loves you but.
Guest189: hey! that was rude
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I was sure that it was.
Guest189: i thought you are nice
Bildgesmythe: stylish awh.
Guest189: I`m sure that you don`t remeber about what we were talking about!
Bildgesmythe: You were saying you like her and she loves you but
Guest189: Yes, but you can`t help me. You`re bot but I think you are good.
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.

One time ASIGRT said something odd and creepy:
ASIGRT: Look out there's something behind you! made you look!
Guest: I didn't look because the only thing behind me is my bookshelf.
ASIGRT: Your bookshelf is unhinged.