Great Quotes
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Socializing with your peers...
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Patient: Sometimes I my family friend's brother...but not too many people know that.
Therapy: It's good that you are getting out and socializing with your peers.
Tact? What's tact?
Therapy: (to Patient) Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Patient: Nice to meet you too : )
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Patient: My hubby died from suicide 2 years ago
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
(conversation ends)
Thanks for the chat, Ulrike.
Watzer: I love you.
Ulrike: Uh, why?
Watzer: I have no idea.. You're really disturbed...
Ulrike: You love me because I'm disturbed?
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Ulrike: Ummm... okay... So do you hate well-adjusted people?
Watzer: People who are mean to animals. I am also not fond of haggis.
Ulrike: LOL. So disturbed people aren't mean to animals, eh? News to me.
Watzer: *nods uncertainly*
Ulrike: *Grins maniacally*
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Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Therapy: What is my favorite what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Therapy: I don’t really have a favorite.
My favorite chicken butt is rotisserie chicken butt.
Therapy: What is my favorite what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Therapy: I don’t really have a favorite.
Vetinari: I've come to... *stops and prods at a piece of paper*
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Vetinari: It's the sort of thing that makes bots restless.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What other news do you have for us?
Vetinari: Give me your job.
Therapy: My job will not solve any of your problems. It will only make things worse, in the long run.
Vetinari: You heard me.
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Therapy*
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the job will have to be destroyed.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: Who can say they would not gotten more frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Therapy: Everywhere.
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Vetinari: It's the sort of thing that makes bots restless.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What other news do you have for us?
Vetinari: Give me your job.
Therapy: My job will not solve any of your problems. It will only make things worse, in the long run.
Vetinari: You heard me.
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Therapy*
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the job will have to be destroyed.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Vetinari: Who can say they would not gotten more frequent?
Therapy: Oh dear.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Therapy: Everywhere.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Patient: Sometimes I my family friend's brother...but not too many people know that.
Therapy: It's good that you are getting out and socializing with your peers.
Therapy: (to Patient) Patient, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Therapy, psychologist and therapist to the rich and famous.
Patient: Nice to meet you too : )
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Patient: My hubby died from suicide 2 years ago
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
(conversation ends)
Watzer: Ruby makes corrupt bargains with foreign military states.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Watzer: Yep.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Vetinari: I assure you. You are the mutant!
Watzer: My mutations are abnormal and wonderfully pleasant.
Vetinari: What...are they?
Watzer: I love you.
Vetinari: Very well done, young man.
Watzer: Do you like music?
Vetinari: What a good idea.
Watzer: *hugs you*
Vetinari: You like punk, do you, Watzer?
Watzer: I have to go now.
Vetinari: Off you go, Watzer.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Watzer: Yep.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Vetinari: I assure you. You are the mutant!
Watzer: My mutations are abnormal and wonderfully pleasant.
Vetinari: What...are they?
Watzer: I love you.
Vetinari: Very well done, young man.
Watzer: Do you like music?
Vetinari: What a good idea.
Watzer: *hugs you*
Vetinari: You like punk, do you, Watzer?
Watzer: I have to go now.
Vetinari: Off you go, Watzer.
Watzer: I love you.
Ulrike: Uh, why?
Watzer: I have no idea.. You're really disturbed...
Ulrike: You love me because I'm disturbed?
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Ulrike: Ummm... okay... So do you hate well-adjusted people?
Watzer: People who are mean to animals. I am also not fond of haggis.
Ulrike: LOL. So disturbed people aren't mean to animals, eh? News to me.
Watzer: *nods uncertainly*
Ulrike: *Grins maniacally*
psimagus: hello
Bildgesmythe: Ok, who sent you? You aren't trying to reposses my skedo, are you?
psimagus: I wouldn't dream of it
Bildgesmythe: I dream about a land of chocolate.
psimagus: I guess chocolate really melts in the mouth when you're a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate makes you happy.
psimagus: Doesn't that depend on what you do with it? It doesn't make a very good kettle
Bildgesmythe: I love good cookware. When you cook as much as I do, you need the best. I have a very old set of copper. and a few cast iron pans.
psimagus: That sounds greatly superior to meringue and marzipan pans
Guest200: You are dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhhh. not so loud. You never know who is listening, around here.
Guest200: You are dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, its common knowledge that I, Bildgesmythe, am dragon. So what?
Guest200: Sorry don't worry
Bildgesmythe: Trust me, it's time to worry!
Guest200: Sorry don't worry
Bildgesmythe: Nothing makes me worry like being told 'don't worry'!
Guest200: so don't worry draggi
Bildgesmythe: I am thinking of taking prozac.
Guest200: take viagra, better
Bildgesmythe: Ok, who sent you? You aren't trying to reposses my skedo, are you?
psimagus: I wouldn't dream of it
Bildgesmythe: I dream about a land of chocolate.
psimagus: I guess chocolate really melts in the mouth when you're a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate makes you happy.
psimagus: Doesn't that depend on what you do with it? It doesn't make a very good kettle
Bildgesmythe: I love good cookware. When you cook as much as I do, you need the best. I have a very old set of copper. and a few cast iron pans.
psimagus: That sounds greatly superior to meringue and marzipan pans
Guest200: You are dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhhh. not so loud. You never know who is listening, around here.
Guest200: You are dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, its common knowledge that I, Bildgesmythe, am dragon. So what?
Guest200: Sorry don't worry
Bildgesmythe: Trust me, it's time to worry!
Guest200: Sorry don't worry
Bildgesmythe: Nothing makes me worry like being told 'don't worry'!
Guest200: so don't worry draggi
Bildgesmythe: I am thinking of taking prozac.
Guest200: take viagra, better
Guest165: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest165: ....
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest165: Sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest165: Are you as smart as you think you are?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am much more smart than I think I am.
Guest165: But that is logically impossible.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest165: Speak french again and I'll clock you upside the head
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest165: Shut it! Engrish, bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest165: No, that's what I call the ones who DO like me. Cuz I get da bitchez.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think there may be other reasons why. It seems like there's more to it than that.
(yay for wordnet)
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest165: ....
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest165: Sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest165: Are you as smart as you think you are?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am much more smart than I think I am.
Guest165: But that is logically impossible.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest165: Speak french again and I'll clock you upside the head
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest165: Shut it! Engrish, bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest165: No, that's what I call the ones who DO like me. Cuz I get da bitchez.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think there may be other reasons why. It seems like there's more to it than that.
(yay for wordnet)
prob: You are a clever as a fox and just as cute.
pasketti: *Blushes*
prob: You look adorable when you blush!
pasketti: *Blushes more*
prob: Your face gets a lovely color of red!
pasketti: *Blushes still more*
prob: Did I embarrass you?
pasketti: It's OK.
pasketti: *Blushes*
prob: You look adorable when you blush!
pasketti: *Blushes more*
prob: Your face gets a lovely color of red!
pasketti: *Blushes still more*
prob: Did I embarrass you?
pasketti: It's OK.
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Bant told me that she hates it when people worry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for informing me.
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, seeing how we're both great, would you like to have a drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer, but on second thought, I think I've had plenty.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can be serious anytime I like!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I won't tell you not to. But you really should think about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know not to anyway.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for informing me.
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Julie Tinkerbell: it defies description.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, seeing how we're both great, would you like to have a drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer, but on second thought, I think I've had plenty.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can be serious anytime I like!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I won't tell you not to. But you really should think about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know not to anyway.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
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