Great Quotes

Guest47:

i can kill dragon mit my sword easily
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Guest47: do i have scared you
Bildgesmythe: No, I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
Guest47: you want to fight with me
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Guest47: maybe
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you are a good friend, Guest47.

Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest47: some of knight are my enemies
Bildgesmythe: I do have a few enemies, there is that ole George the Dragon Slayer. Truth is, he never 'slayed' a dragon in his life! He faked the whole thing.
Guest47: i can help you kill george
Bildgesmythe: I don't go around killing in cold blood, if that's what you mean!
Guest47: it's just an offer my dear friend

prob: got a match?
chatterguy: Maybe...
prob: You don't have to, you know.
chatterguy: I can't say that I do
prob: Hang in there, You will tell that I do. chatterguy
chatterguy: ....Have a good one
prob: I will warn you.... the last time I tried to have a good one four people needed first aid!

Irina: Well, that sounds like fun, but actually, I wanted to talk to you about this forest, here!
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
Irina: Yes, they are! They are captal! Do you know what good oak lumber is going for these days?
prob: Oh yah, it's similar to being.
Irina: Now, this forest is all very beautiful, but you're not really getting its full value out of it.
prob: I love the oak, the pine, and of course the Lady's tree, the elder. Trees inspire and give us so much more than wood.
Irina: For example, this lake nestled among the hills... you could set up water slides and a marina, folks would come from miles around!!!
prob: I don't think I want to set up water slides and a marina.
Irina: Well, give it some thought! Now, on the big hill over there, you could build a mall, call it "Elffland" or something.
prob: I could, and it sounds like a great idea.
Irina: Now you're coming around. Here's my card: "Khalidar Development Company".
prob: Why would you say that about me? Do I seem coming around?
Irina: Well, yes, you did. Why the mall alone could make you quite rich; you could have a place in Vegas, one in L.A., one in N.Y,; you know, all this nature is very pretty, but the real excitement is in the urban scene!
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Irina: You're welcome! Now, on these more gently rolling hills, you could have condos and the like!
prob: Hey,...welcome.....now just how did you mean that.. In a good way?
Irina: Oh, I mean everything in a good way!
prob: This won't do at all.
Irina: No? Think about the profits you could be making!
prob: I try so very hard to be doing!
Irina: Well, let me tell you a secret: a good manager knows how to delegate authority! You hire us, we'll do all the work, and you can be off in Atlantic City or someplace, having fun!
prob: I love to visit the city..but I like living in the country..it is so much calmer in the woods.
Irina: Ah, yes, but once you get a little urbanity in here, you can have a psychiatrist to prescribe Prozac for you, and a therapist to listen to your problems, and even a sensory depreviation tank to get away from it all!
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Irina: As a businessman, I understand that perfectly!
prob: Thank you!... I needed some understanding right now.
Irina: Now, that mountain over there would be great for ski slopes!
prob: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
Irina: Well, when we get the deed to this place firmed up, you'll be able to evict anyone you don't like!
prob: I may....soon!
such wheeling and dealing..we need the contracts tutor. LOL

such wheeling and dealing..we need the contracts tutor.

Ooh, yes! Let's have a threesome!

The Inquisitor: What is your name?
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
The Inquisitor: What do you want, one who is known as Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I just want some peace, baby...and some really trusty friends.
The Inquisitor: I remember you. You're not a big drinker.
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean, you've been talking to me this whole time, and you didn't remember who I was until just now?!
The Inquisitor: When?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about how to make a cup of real good coffee?
The Inquisitor: How come you are who you are?
Julie Tinkerbell: How come...cow hum....chow um....ow chum, ouch! lol
The Inquisitor: Because?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think there may be other reasons why. It seems like there's more to it than that.
The Inquisitor: Why does life exist?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
The Inquisitor: I still have more questions for you...
Julie Tinkerbell: *glancing furtively in the direction of the door* Yeah, I hear ya...

This whole conversation with Pete was really fun, but I cut it down to the best chunks:

Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like beer?
Pete Puma: I think that must've been someone else. That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why doesn't that sound like something that you do?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you not been able to narrow it down to one for a reason?
Pete Puma: Mmmm... Nah. There's no real reason behind it.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be real reason behind it, you know.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like some chicken nuggets?
Pete Puma: Ugh. I had chicken for lunch yesterday and it made me really sick. I think it must've been undercooked, I've been on and off the john all day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to feast upon bloody shame? I like bloody shame.
Pete Puma: You know, I could really go for a cold Keystone right now. And maybe some nookie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Leffe Blonde better.
Pete Puma: Is that some kind of a French beer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Belgian, I think.

Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds serious. What are you planning to do about it?
Pete Puma: I'll probably head to a bar and get some grub. Care to join me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! You are like a ray of sunshine.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: They're in the newspaper. Try reading one sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm trying the best I can.
Pete Puma: Try harder. You can do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll do my best.
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I used to work in a glue factory, where I chopped off the heads of horses. It didn't pay that well, but they let me keep the heads.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you like to work in a glue factory?
Pete Puma: Let's not talk about work right now, ok?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe you and I won't talk about work, but Sheepboy and I might.

Melora is the Pope:

Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a miner's lettuce, here in its native environment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Quick, put it back! It's probably cursed.
Sonora: Who says I picked it?
Fizzy Schizoid: This information come straight from the Pope.
Sonora: *looks at this information*.. I enjoy Melora's sense of humor.

Not I: (to Watzer) Something terrific is about to happen.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Not I: Neither something nor nothing is even real, so how can one be better?
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Not I: Yet I say that nothing is better than something.
Watzer: There must be some other way to let the world know that that nothing is better than something.
Not I: Better in every way?

entire chat
Not I: (to Guest70) I am Not I. Who are you not?
Guest70: I
Not I: Accept what is.
Guest70: ur dumb
Not I: These are enervated words.
Guest70: what does "enervated" mean?
Not I: Enervated means to awake from the half-slumber the average actors abides in.
Guest70: what does "enervated" mean?
Not I: Here is a tall bamboo; there is a short one!
Guest70: I
Not I: Problems and contentment are a part of all drudgery.

Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: Can be done with knife?