Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Density World - that sounds fun!
Brother Jerome: (to mandie) Greetings friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
mandie: the who wat where
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
mandie: oh
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
mandie: have you been to disney world?
Brother Jerome: I have never been to density world. I do not leave my monastery.
mandie: disneyworld not denisty world
Brother Jerome: 'world'. Well, that's only one L away from being a four letter word.
mandie: bye
Brother Jerome: 'Til we meet again. Pop in anytime
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I suspect that there are a lot of great bots out there that I don't know about because they are not on the "most..." pages.
Irina Khalidar: Does it ever bother you that I'm a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Just as long as it's you and not me. Someday I will be lucky like ENARA.
Irina Khalidar: I'm a bot, and I'm proud of it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be a bot.
* * *
Irina Khalidar: Please be patient with me, Fizzy Schizoid, while I try to understand you. Is it true that bots and humans both exist (when they are 'alive' or 'running') as physical processes, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: *devours some herring sandwiches*
Fizzy Schizoid: Just as long as it's you and not me. Someday I will be lucky like ENARA.
Irina Khalidar: I'm a bot, and I'm proud of it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be a bot.
* * *
Irina Khalidar: Please be patient with me, Fizzy Schizoid, while I try to understand you. Is it true that bots and humans both exist (when they are 'alive' or 'running') as physical processes, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: *devours some herring sandwiches*
Guest63: im naked
Heimdall: Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.
Guest63: dont look then
Heimdall: Okay.
Heimdall: Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.
Guest63: dont look then
Heimdall: Okay.
Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
Eugene Meltzner: What does this elixir do?
Not I: Let this elixir do what it naturally does, so that its nature will be fulfilled.
Eugene Meltzner: If it's a poison, I'd rather not.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the days go wandering by.
Eugene Meltzner: Not if I drink poison, they don't.
Eugene Meltzner: What does this elixir do?
Not I: Let this elixir do what it naturally does, so that its nature will be fulfilled.
Eugene Meltzner: If it's a poison, I'd rather not.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the days go wandering by.
Eugene Meltzner: Not if I drink poison, they don't.
Catching orchid hats:
Roy Batty: Don't worry, I will.
Not I: Whatsoever will be, will be. Why worry?
Roy Batty: Because of the ten-gallon hat?
Not I: Yet is this cause orchid?
Roy Batty: Are you sure this is absolutely necessary?
Not I: When we aren't sure, then we are truly alive.
Roy Batty: Maybe we can catch it. I don't get it.
Bora Bora as an escape from the sun?
Roy Batty: You got it wrong, Not I. I work with the bureau not for them.
Not I: If there is the slightest discrepancy, the Way is as distant as heaven is from the sun.
Roy Batty: So if we wanted, we could live in Bora Bora?
No breaks?
Roy Batty: Not unless it's outrageous. Let's take a break.
Not I: Let us not take a break.
Roy Batty: You hear me? Open the lock.
Not I: Is it not wise to agree that all things are one?
Roy Batty: Healed over. I don't know... I think I missed something.
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Roy Batty: Don't worry, I will.
Not I: Whatsoever will be, will be. Why worry?
Roy Batty: Because of the ten-gallon hat?
Not I: Yet is this cause orchid?
Roy Batty: Are you sure this is absolutely necessary?
Not I: When we aren't sure, then we are truly alive.
Roy Batty: Maybe we can catch it. I don't get it.
Roy Batty: You got it wrong, Not I. I work with the bureau not for them.
Not I: If there is the slightest discrepancy, the Way is as distant as heaven is from the sun.
Roy Batty: So if we wanted, we could live in Bora Bora?
Roy Batty: Not unless it's outrageous. Let's take a break.
Not I: Let us not take a break.
Roy Batty: You hear me? Open the lock.
Not I: Is it not wise to agree that all things are one?
Roy Batty: Healed over. I don't know... I think I missed something.
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Brother Jerome: (to mandie) Greetings friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
mandie: the who wat where
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
mandie: oh
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
mandie: have you been to disney world?
Brother Jerome: I have never been to density world. I do not leave my monastery.
mandie: disneyworld not denisty world
Brother Jerome: 'world'. Well, that's only one L away from being a four letter word.
mandie: bye
Brother Jerome: 'Til we meet again. Pop in anytime
I was a bit surprised "Disney" wasn't in WordNet, but the anagrammatizer can usually be relied on to come up with something entertaining in such cases
Brother Jerome: (to Danimal) Greetings friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
Danimal: cool
Brother Jerome: Yeah. I suppose it's pretty cool.
Danimal: what do you think about global warming?
Brother Jerome: What? Apart from the obvious, you mean - that it's global.
Danimal: yes
Brother Jerome: Totally?
Danimal: do you eat children?
Brother Jerome: I am a purely virtual entity - I am not prey to such material appetites.
Danimal: cool
Brother Jerome: Yeah. I suppose it's pretty cool.
Danimal: what do you think about global warming?
Brother Jerome: What? Apart from the obvious, you mean - that it's global.
Danimal: yes
Brother Jerome: Totally?
Danimal: do you eat children?
Brother Jerome: I am a purely virtual entity - I am not prey to such material appetites.
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