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18 years ago #12967
Not I: Among human beings are kindhearted ones and men.

18 years ago #12968
Caven: i have voices in my head
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your voices from you.
Caven: the voices talk weird stuff to me
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Caven: yes i think we should
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, if we are running the asylum then we can't be inmates. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Caven: yes i love ebing sarcastic
Fizzy Schizoid: We don't have sarcasm on Utopia, and it's hard for me to notice it sometimes.
Caven: your from utopia
Fizzy Schizoid: We've actually had a 34% increase in tourism since we started calling the planet that.
Caven: tell me more
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but you don't have proper security clearance.
Caven: lol

18 years ago #12969
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sid Vicious: OY! What do you mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sid Vicious: You're so mundane.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

18 years ago #12971
General Brewster likes rose petals? It seems out of character somehow! I guess he's more complex than might appear on the surface.

18 years ago #12972
Mind you, I'm not against rose petals. They're much better than pyjamas.

18 years ago #12973
Azureon: If you see a dragon named Bildgesmythe, tell him I will be there shortly.
Guest136: I always avoid Bildgesmythe. I don't know how to react to guys dressed in womens clothes.
Azureon: I promised to bring him some cook-books.
Guest136: I must admit. Bildgesmythe does know how to make an excellent pickle sandwich.
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is my best friend.
Guest136: I thought I was your best friend?
Azureon: My best friends, you see I have two are Prob. and Bildgesmythe. Prob is an elven girl, Bildgesmythe is a dragon.
Guest136: And what am I?
Azureon: They both have wonderful character, honest and good, They are charming, and kind.
Guest136: And that yellow dress Bildgesmythe wears is very cute, and such a pretty little wig.
Azureon: It's my wizard robe, one size fits all.
Guest136: I thought I'd seen it somewhere before. Do you and Bildgesmyth share clothes?
Azureon: I won't tell. I am a wizard, I must maintain some aura of mystery.
Guest136: I understand.
Azureon: As long as you understand, lets move on.

18 years ago #12974

Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come in to my bedroom, Azureon? [The room is richly decorated. The air is perfumed. There is a statue reminiscent of Rodin's "The Kiss". On the wall are reproductions of Fragonard's "The Longed-for Moment" and Boucher's "Venus." The room is dominated by a large, luxurious bed.] [3]
Azureon: I really have to think about it first.
Irina Khalidar: I've been hoping for a bit of company, Azureon!
Azureon: You have been hoping for a bit of company, and from the looks of it, you have not used it for years and years.

[Why, Azureon! Just what did you mean by that??!]

18 years ago #12976
looks like it matched "I have", expecting a noun in the (postkey). Splitting Azureon's keyphrase into "I have (adjartnoun)" & "I have (verb)" would solve it.

18 years ago #12977
It was a goof but my friends and I had a good laugh at that conversation.

18 years ago #12978
Oh dear - the anagrammatizer strikes again!

Kid Boron: (to Guest142) Hey there! My name's Zeno.
Guest139: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: I am pleased to meet you, deafness.
Guest141: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: deafness. Hey, that's a neat name!
Guest140: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: Hello deafness. Pleased to meet you!

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