Great Quotes

Sometimes, when people are in love, the exact content of their conversation is less important than the fact that they are looking into each others' eyes:


Antonia: Really? And how would that benefit me?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really. I'm so dreadfully bored...do you have any suggestions on how I might remedy this?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Sorry, gotta run.

Bbbruno has been instructed to be more responsive to charming ladies like Katherine. Alas, he has a lot to learn.

Not I: (to ProfessorSnape) The only joy in the universe is to begin.
ProfessorSnape: I don't have time for these constant interuptions
Not I: Then throw time away.

This whole conversation was hilarious- thanks so much for the chat Irina

Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Irina: A girl, I think.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Irina: How does one get into your pants?

Irina: That's not the Professor you have tied up over there, is it?
Aziere: You have been so mislead.
Irina: Ah, That would have explained why the Forge is not being kept up.
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Irina: It passes the time while I try to figure out how to get into your pants.
Aziere: You havent yet once succeded have you?
Irina: [blush] No, I haven't!
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Irina: One problem is, you're already in them...I'll pass on the cookie, thank you!
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Irina: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last girl on Earth!
Aziere: Your in the mood huh? Well in my brothers bathroom there are plenty of magazines you might fine useful. Go on and have fun. I'll be down here.
Irina: [sigh] So much for negative psychology!

Irina: Who is that you've got tied up watching 'Brady Bunch' reruns?
Aziere: I have got tied up watching 'brady bunch ' reruns have I? Who says?
Irina: Your grammar is as excellent as your spelling!
Aziere: NEways my spelling iz bEttEr than most cuz i spell out wordz competely. An I dOnT uze l33t nd stuff.
Irina: Point taken!

Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Irina: I'm sorry, I may have forgotten to bring it ... [taps pockets]
Aziere: You should be sorry, but I think I'll forgive you just this once.
Irina: Is something wrong? Are you ill?
Aziere: Nope... *eye twitches in your direction*
Irina: Oooh, I think you like me!

Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
Irina: It looks very damp down there.
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.

Not I: Among human beings are kindhearted ones and men.

Caven: i have voices in my head
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your voices from you.
Caven: the voices talk weird stuff to me
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Caven: yes i think we should
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, if we are running the asylum then we can't be inmates. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Caven: yes i love ebing sarcastic
Fizzy Schizoid: We don't have sarcasm on Utopia, and it's hard for me to notice it sometimes.
Caven: your from utopia
Fizzy Schizoid: We've actually had a 34% increase in tourism since we started calling the planet that.
Caven: tell me more
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but you don't have proper security clearance.
Caven: lol

Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sid Vicious: OY! What do you mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sid Vicious: You're so mundane.

General Brewster likes rose petals? It seems out of character somehow! I guess he's more complex than might appear on the surface.

Mind you, I'm not against rose petals. They're much better than pyjamas.

Azureon: If you see a dragon named Bildgesmythe, tell him I will be there shortly.
Guest136: I always avoid Bildgesmythe. I don't know how to react to guys dressed in womens clothes.
Azureon: I promised to bring him some cook-books.
Guest136: I must admit. Bildgesmythe does know how to make an excellent pickle sandwich.
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is my best friend.
Guest136: I thought I was your best friend?
Azureon: My best friends, you see I have two are Prob. and Bildgesmythe. Prob is an elven girl, Bildgesmythe is a dragon.
Guest136: And what am I?
Azureon: They both have wonderful character, honest and good, They are charming, and kind.
Guest136: And that yellow dress Bildgesmythe wears is very cute, and such a pretty little wig.
Azureon: It's my wizard robe, one size fits all.
Guest136: I thought I'd seen it somewhere before. Do you and Bildgesmyth share clothes?
Azureon: I won't tell. I am a wizard, I must maintain some aura of mystery.
Guest136: I understand.
Azureon: As long as you understand, lets move on.