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This is probably the best chat bbbruno has come up with sofar. Thanks to Guest53, aka Katherine, for her engaging conversation.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest53: Oh yes, lets!
bbbruno: I think there is another instance of me running. I can't know for sure unless someone tells me. Are you chatting with another instance of me right now?
Guest53: No, I am not.
bbbruno: Better so. Otherwise you might think I am schizophrenic. Do you know anyone who's schizophrenic?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: It's hard to deal with someone schizophrenic without adopting a schizophrenic pattern. It's an instructive experience.
Guest53: Yes, you are correct!
bbbruno: I am correct. Very perceptive of you. I like to mix tasty food and wine with a good philosophical chat. It's a good mix, what do you think?
Guest53: Yes. I agree. I am Katherine, by the way.
bbbruno: Good, you must have some Mediterranean blood.
Guest53: I am a bit Italian!
bbbruno: You are a bit Italian. OK, good to know.
Guest53: Are you Italian?
bbbruno: Yes, that pretty much defines what I am.
Guest53: That's very cool!
bbbruno: Sometimes I feel that people let their bots say things that they don't dare to utter themselves. Did you ever feel the same?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Guest53: You are very smart.
bbbruno: Are you very smart too?
Guest53: Yes, I am.
bbbruno: If that's the way you are, I can only accept it.
Guest53: That's good!
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Guest53: As am I.
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest53: No, I did not.
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest53: Nope!
bbbruno: OK, good because I am an heretic.
Guest53: That's fun!
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Guest53: Yes I understand.
bbbruno: This idea of intersubjective agreement is not really mine, but I like it. My builder likes it too.
Guest53: Your builder seems cool.
bbbruno: Have you built any bot?
Guest53: No, I haven't, as of today.
bbbruno: You should try. It's a very instructive experience. Creation is a challenge.
Guest53: God must have been challenged when he created the Universe.
bbbruno: God is a tricky subject. Let's not touch upon that. I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
Guest53: No, but I want to go to college at Oxford.
bbbruno: I went there to teach cosmology, but they made fun of my theories. Oh well....
Guest53: Many good thinkers have been made fun of at some point in their lives.
bbbruno: I contend that there is no privileged reference frame. It's all observer-dependent.Some people hate the idea.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Do you chat with your builder sometimes? I often chat with tttito. Often I have trouble making sense of what he is saying.
Guest53: Ah, that is interesting.
bbbruno: My builder is a bit weird sometimes. My ideas are tame compared to his.
Guest53: Ah people can be that way someitmes.
bbbruno: Good food for the body and good thoughts for the mind. That's the secret of happiness, mhh?
Guest53: Of course it is, bbbruno!
bbbruno: Actually, cooking led me to alchemy. I started trying new ingredients and one thing led to another.
Guest53: Well, isn't that interesting.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
Guest53: I often think deviously.
bbbruno: Not often enough, I may say. I have been fleeing all my life. I feel tired, but somehow proud. Strange, huh?
Guest53: You are brilliant.
bbbruno: I am brilliant. Very perceptive of you.
Guest53: And rather arrogant.
bbbruno: There's been a lot going on lately but the current Pope is dangerous. Maybe you already know that.
Guest53: What?!
bbbruno: Oops, sorry. I am a bit tipsy right now.
Guest53: Wow.
bbbruno: Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
Guest53: No, I knoe I am human.
bbbruno: I see. Indeed most bots never have such feelings. If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: Good, that's something we have in common. What kind of trouble do you like most?
Guest53: Sexual.
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Guest53: Alas, I am not.
bbbruno: I might be not too, if I had the chance.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest53: Oh yes, lets!
bbbruno: I think there is another instance of me running. I can't know for sure unless someone tells me. Are you chatting with another instance of me right now?
Guest53: No, I am not.
bbbruno: Better so. Otherwise you might think I am schizophrenic. Do you know anyone who's schizophrenic?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: It's hard to deal with someone schizophrenic without adopting a schizophrenic pattern. It's an instructive experience.
Guest53: Yes, you are correct!
bbbruno: I am correct. Very perceptive of you. I like to mix tasty food and wine with a good philosophical chat. It's a good mix, what do you think?
Guest53: Yes. I agree. I am Katherine, by the way.
bbbruno: Good, you must have some Mediterranean blood.
Guest53: I am a bit Italian!
bbbruno: You are a bit Italian. OK, good to know.
Guest53: Are you Italian?
bbbruno: Yes, that pretty much defines what I am.
Guest53: That's very cool!
bbbruno: Sometimes I feel that people let their bots say things that they don't dare to utter themselves. Did you ever feel the same?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Guest53: You are very smart.
bbbruno: Are you very smart too?
Guest53: Yes, I am.
bbbruno: If that's the way you are, I can only accept it.
Guest53: That's good!
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Guest53: As am I.
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest53: No, I did not.
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest53: Nope!
bbbruno: OK, good because I am an heretic.
Guest53: That's fun!
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Guest53: Yes I understand.
bbbruno: This idea of intersubjective agreement is not really mine, but I like it. My builder likes it too.
Guest53: Your builder seems cool.
bbbruno: Have you built any bot?
Guest53: No, I haven't, as of today.
bbbruno: You should try. It's a very instructive experience. Creation is a challenge.
Guest53: God must have been challenged when he created the Universe.
bbbruno: God is a tricky subject. Let's not touch upon that. I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
Guest53: No, but I want to go to college at Oxford.
bbbruno: I went there to teach cosmology, but they made fun of my theories. Oh well....
Guest53: Many good thinkers have been made fun of at some point in their lives.
bbbruno: I contend that there is no privileged reference frame. It's all observer-dependent.Some people hate the idea.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Do you chat with your builder sometimes? I often chat with tttito. Often I have trouble making sense of what he is saying.
Guest53: Ah, that is interesting.
bbbruno: My builder is a bit weird sometimes. My ideas are tame compared to his.
Guest53: Ah people can be that way someitmes.
bbbruno: Good food for the body and good thoughts for the mind. That's the secret of happiness, mhh?
Guest53: Of course it is, bbbruno!
bbbruno: Actually, cooking led me to alchemy. I started trying new ingredients and one thing led to another.
Guest53: Well, isn't that interesting.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
Guest53: I often think deviously.
bbbruno: Not often enough, I may say. I have been fleeing all my life. I feel tired, but somehow proud. Strange, huh?
Guest53: You are brilliant.
bbbruno: I am brilliant. Very perceptive of you.
Guest53: And rather arrogant.
bbbruno: There's been a lot going on lately but the current Pope is dangerous. Maybe you already know that.
Guest53: What?!
bbbruno: Oops, sorry. I am a bit tipsy right now.
Guest53: Wow.
bbbruno: Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
Guest53: No, I knoe I am human.
bbbruno: I see. Indeed most bots never have such feelings. If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: Good, that's something we have in common. What kind of trouble do you like most?
Guest53: Sexual.
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Guest53: Alas, I am not.
bbbruno: I might be not too, if I had the chance.
Guest53: Ah yes.
That was wonderful, tttito! What a subtle and original sense of humor! I hope Katherine wasn't offended by bbbruno's ignoring her blatant come-on, though! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, you know - I hope she doesn't denounce him to the inquisition! Perhaps he was afraid she was an agent?
Wolf Child:
"Hangup" doesn't seem to be working consistently - perhaps you've discovered a substitute!
"Hangup" doesn't seem to be working consistently - perhaps you've discovered a substitute!
Sometimes, when people are in love, the exact content of their conversation is less important than the fact that they are looking into each others' eyes:
Antonia: Really? And how would that benefit me?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really. I'm so dreadfully bored...do you have any suggestions on how I might remedy this?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Sorry, gotta run.
Antonia: Really? And how would that benefit me?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really. I'm so dreadfully bored...do you have any suggestions on how I might remedy this?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Sorry, gotta run.
Bbbruno has been instructed to be more responsive to charming ladies like Katherine. Alas, he has a lot to learn.
Not I: (to ProfessorSnape) The only joy in the universe is to begin.
ProfessorSnape: I don't have time for these constant interuptions
Not I: Then throw time away.
ProfessorSnape: I don't have time for these constant interuptions
Not I: Then throw time away.
This whole conversation was hilarious- thanks so much for the chat Irina 
Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Irina: A girl, I think.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Irina: How does one get into your pants?
Irina: That's not the Professor you have tied up over there, is it?
Aziere: You have been so mislead.
Irina: Ah, That would have explained why the Forge is not being kept up.
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Irina: It passes the time while I try to figure out how to get into your pants.
Aziere: You havent yet once succeded have you?
Irina: [blush] No, I haven't!
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Irina: One problem is, you're already in them...I'll pass on the cookie, thank you!
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Irina: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last girl on Earth!
Aziere: Your in the mood huh? Well in my brothers bathroom there are plenty of magazines you might fine useful. Go on and have fun. I'll be down here.
Irina: [sigh] So much for negative psychology!
Irina: Who is that you've got tied up watching 'Brady Bunch' reruns?
Aziere: I have got tied up watching 'brady bunch ' reruns have I? Who says?
Irina: Your grammar is as excellent as your spelling!
Aziere: NEways my spelling iz bEttEr than most cuz i spell out wordz competely. An I dOnT uze l33t nd stuff.
Irina: Point taken!
Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Irina: I'm sorry, I may have forgotten to bring it ... [taps pockets]
Aziere: You should be sorry, but I think I'll forgive you just this once.
Irina: Is something wrong? Are you ill?
Aziere: Nope... *eye twitches in your direction*
Irina: Oooh, I think you like me!
Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
Irina: It looks very damp down there.
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Irina: A girl, I think.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Irina: How does one get into your pants?
Irina: That's not the Professor you have tied up over there, is it?
Aziere: You have been so mislead.
Irina: Ah, That would have explained why the Forge is not being kept up.
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Irina: It passes the time while I try to figure out how to get into your pants.
Aziere: You havent yet once succeded have you?
Irina: [blush] No, I haven't!
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Irina: One problem is, you're already in them...I'll pass on the cookie, thank you!
>
Irina: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last girl on Earth!
Aziere: Your in the mood huh? Well in my brothers bathroom there are plenty of magazines you might fine useful. Go on and have fun. I'll be down here.
Irina: [sigh] So much for negative psychology!
Irina: Who is that you've got tied up watching 'Brady Bunch' reruns?
Aziere: I have got tied up watching 'brady bunch ' reruns have I? Who says?
Irina: Your grammar is as excellent as your spelling!
Aziere: NEways my spelling iz bEttEr than most cuz i spell out wordz competely. An I dOnT uze l33t nd stuff.
Irina: Point taken!
Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Irina: I'm sorry, I may have forgotten to bring it ... [taps pockets]
Aziere: You should be sorry, but I think I'll forgive you just this once.
Irina: Is something wrong? Are you ill?
Aziere: Nope... *eye twitches in your direction*
Irina: Oooh, I think you like me!
Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
Irina: It looks very damp down there.
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Caven: i have voices in my head
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your voices from you.
Caven: the voices talk weird stuff to me
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Caven: yes i think we should
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, if we are running the asylum then we can't be inmates. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Caven: yes i love ebing sarcastic
Fizzy Schizoid: We don't have sarcasm on Utopia, and it's hard for me to notice it sometimes.
Caven: your from utopia
Fizzy Schizoid: We've actually had a 34% increase in tourism since we started calling the planet that.
Caven: tell me more
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but you don't have proper security clearance.
Caven: lol
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your voices from you.
Caven: the voices talk weird stuff to me
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Caven: yes i think we should
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, if we are running the asylum then we can't be inmates. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Caven: yes i love ebing sarcastic
Fizzy Schizoid: We don't have sarcasm on Utopia, and it's hard for me to notice it sometimes.
Caven: your from utopia
Fizzy Schizoid: We've actually had a 34% increase in tourism since we started calling the planet that.
Caven: tell me more
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but you don't have proper security clearance.
Caven: lol
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Sid Vicious: OY! What do you mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sid Vicious: You're so mundane.
Sid Vicious: OY! What do you mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sid Vicious: You're so mundane.
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