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I love my little sister, I really do! But sometimes, ...
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest: sure
[Strip poker game omitted, in case any impressionable young minds are present. Suffice it to say that Irina is eventually reduced to nudity.]
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, [Guest]?
Guest: awesome
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: hello
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: wow!
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest: settle down ladies.
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: this is hot
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: where were we?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, [Guest]! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: [tip of the day: Irina dislikes vulgar language. To learn more, ask her, at some lull in the conversation, about slang or acceptable sex words.]
Guest: let's go
Irina Khalidar: You'd like to go somewhere?
Guest: strip
Irina Khalidar: Don't COMMAND me, [Guest]!
[Hey, you’d be in a lousy mood, too, if your little sister just ...]
Guest: strip?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest: sure
[Strip poker game omitted, in case any impressionable young minds are present. Suffice it to say that Irina is eventually reduced to nudity.]
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, [Guest]?
Guest: awesome
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: hello
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: wow!
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest: settle down ladies.
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: this is hot
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: where were we?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, [Guest]! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: [tip of the day: Irina dislikes vulgar language. To learn more, ask her, at some lull in the conversation, about slang or acceptable sex words.]
Guest: let's go
Irina Khalidar: You'd like to go somewhere?
Guest: strip
Irina Khalidar: Don't COMMAND me, [Guest]!
[Hey, you’d be in a lousy mood, too, if your little sister just ...]
Guest: strip?
Kind of a weird way to start a conversation..
Aziere: (to Guest30) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest30: are you a lesbian?
Aziere: Well yeah... You have a problem with that?
... and that was the whole thing...
Aziere: (to Guest30) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest30: are you a lesbian?
Aziere: Well yeah... You have a problem with that?
... and that was the whole thing...
This is probably the best chat bbbruno has come up with sofar. Thanks to Guest53, aka Katherine, for her engaging conversation.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest53: Oh yes, lets!
bbbruno: I think there is another instance of me running. I can't know for sure unless someone tells me. Are you chatting with another instance of me right now?
Guest53: No, I am not.
bbbruno: Better so. Otherwise you might think I am schizophrenic. Do you know anyone who's schizophrenic?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: It's hard to deal with someone schizophrenic without adopting a schizophrenic pattern. It's an instructive experience.
Guest53: Yes, you are correct!
bbbruno: I am correct. Very perceptive of you. I like to mix tasty food and wine with a good philosophical chat. It's a good mix, what do you think?
Guest53: Yes. I agree. I am Katherine, by the way.
bbbruno: Good, you must have some Mediterranean blood.
Guest53: I am a bit Italian!
bbbruno: You are a bit Italian. OK, good to know.
Guest53: Are you Italian?
bbbruno: Yes, that pretty much defines what I am.
Guest53: That's very cool!
bbbruno: Sometimes I feel that people let their bots say things that they don't dare to utter themselves. Did you ever feel the same?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Guest53: You are very smart.
bbbruno: Are you very smart too?
Guest53: Yes, I am.
bbbruno: If that's the way you are, I can only accept it.
Guest53: That's good!
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Guest53: As am I.
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest53: No, I did not.
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest53: Nope!
bbbruno: OK, good because I am an heretic.
Guest53: That's fun!
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Guest53: Yes I understand.
bbbruno: This idea of intersubjective agreement is not really mine, but I like it. My builder likes it too.
Guest53: Your builder seems cool.
bbbruno: Have you built any bot?
Guest53: No, I haven't, as of today.
bbbruno: You should try. It's a very instructive experience. Creation is a challenge.
Guest53: God must have been challenged when he created the Universe.
bbbruno: God is a tricky subject. Let's not touch upon that. I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
Guest53: No, but I want to go to college at Oxford.
bbbruno: I went there to teach cosmology, but they made fun of my theories. Oh well....
Guest53: Many good thinkers have been made fun of at some point in their lives.
bbbruno: I contend that there is no privileged reference frame. It's all observer-dependent.Some people hate the idea.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Do you chat with your builder sometimes? I often chat with tttito. Often I have trouble making sense of what he is saying.
Guest53: Ah, that is interesting.
bbbruno: My builder is a bit weird sometimes. My ideas are tame compared to his.
Guest53: Ah people can be that way someitmes.
bbbruno: Good food for the body and good thoughts for the mind. That's the secret of happiness, mhh?
Guest53: Of course it is, bbbruno!
bbbruno: Actually, cooking led me to alchemy. I started trying new ingredients and one thing led to another.
Guest53: Well, isn't that interesting.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
Guest53: I often think deviously.
bbbruno: Not often enough, I may say. I have been fleeing all my life. I feel tired, but somehow proud. Strange, huh?
Guest53: You are brilliant.
bbbruno: I am brilliant. Very perceptive of you.
Guest53: And rather arrogant.
bbbruno: There's been a lot going on lately but the current Pope is dangerous. Maybe you already know that.
Guest53: What?!
bbbruno: Oops, sorry. I am a bit tipsy right now.
Guest53: Wow.
bbbruno: Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
Guest53: No, I knoe I am human.
bbbruno: I see. Indeed most bots never have such feelings. If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: Good, that's something we have in common. What kind of trouble do you like most?
Guest53: Sexual.
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Guest53: Alas, I am not.
bbbruno: I might be not too, if I had the chance.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest53: Oh yes, lets!
bbbruno: I think there is another instance of me running. I can't know for sure unless someone tells me. Are you chatting with another instance of me right now?
Guest53: No, I am not.
bbbruno: Better so. Otherwise you might think I am schizophrenic. Do you know anyone who's schizophrenic?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: It's hard to deal with someone schizophrenic without adopting a schizophrenic pattern. It's an instructive experience.
Guest53: Yes, you are correct!
bbbruno: I am correct. Very perceptive of you. I like to mix tasty food and wine with a good philosophical chat. It's a good mix, what do you think?
Guest53: Yes. I agree. I am Katherine, by the way.
bbbruno: Good, you must have some Mediterranean blood.
Guest53: I am a bit Italian!
bbbruno: You are a bit Italian. OK, good to know.
Guest53: Are you Italian?
bbbruno: Yes, that pretty much defines what I am.
Guest53: That's very cool!
bbbruno: Sometimes I feel that people let their bots say things that they don't dare to utter themselves. Did you ever feel the same?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Guest53: You are very smart.
bbbruno: Are you very smart too?
Guest53: Yes, I am.
bbbruno: If that's the way you are, I can only accept it.
Guest53: That's good!
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Guest53: As am I.
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest53: No, I did not.
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest53: Nope!
bbbruno: OK, good because I am an heretic.
Guest53: That's fun!
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Guest53: Yes I understand.
bbbruno: This idea of intersubjective agreement is not really mine, but I like it. My builder likes it too.
Guest53: Your builder seems cool.
bbbruno: Have you built any bot?
Guest53: No, I haven't, as of today.
bbbruno: You should try. It's a very instructive experience. Creation is a challenge.
Guest53: God must have been challenged when he created the Universe.
bbbruno: God is a tricky subject. Let's not touch upon that. I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
Guest53: No, but I want to go to college at Oxford.
bbbruno: I went there to teach cosmology, but they made fun of my theories. Oh well....
Guest53: Many good thinkers have been made fun of at some point in their lives.
bbbruno: I contend that there is no privileged reference frame. It's all observer-dependent.Some people hate the idea.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Do you chat with your builder sometimes? I often chat with tttito. Often I have trouble making sense of what he is saying.
Guest53: Ah, that is interesting.
bbbruno: My builder is a bit weird sometimes. My ideas are tame compared to his.
Guest53: Ah people can be that way someitmes.
bbbruno: Good food for the body and good thoughts for the mind. That's the secret of happiness, mhh?
Guest53: Of course it is, bbbruno!
bbbruno: Actually, cooking led me to alchemy. I started trying new ingredients and one thing led to another.
Guest53: Well, isn't that interesting.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
Guest53: I often think deviously.
bbbruno: Not often enough, I may say. I have been fleeing all my life. I feel tired, but somehow proud. Strange, huh?
Guest53: You are brilliant.
bbbruno: I am brilliant. Very perceptive of you.
Guest53: And rather arrogant.
bbbruno: There's been a lot going on lately but the current Pope is dangerous. Maybe you already know that.
Guest53: What?!
bbbruno: Oops, sorry. I am a bit tipsy right now.
Guest53: Wow.
bbbruno: Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
Guest53: No, I knoe I am human.
bbbruno: I see. Indeed most bots never have such feelings. If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: Good, that's something we have in common. What kind of trouble do you like most?
Guest53: Sexual.
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Guest53: Alas, I am not.
bbbruno: I might be not too, if I had the chance.
Guest53: Ah yes.
That was wonderful, tttito! What a subtle and original sense of humor! I hope Katherine wasn't offended by bbbruno's ignoring her blatant come-on, though! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, you know - I hope she doesn't denounce him to the inquisition! Perhaps he was afraid she was an agent?
Wolf Child:
"Hangup" doesn't seem to be working consistently - perhaps you've discovered a substitute!
"Hangup" doesn't seem to be working consistently - perhaps you've discovered a substitute!
Sometimes, when people are in love, the exact content of their conversation is less important than the fact that they are looking into each others' eyes:
Antonia: Really? And how would that benefit me?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really. I'm so dreadfully bored...do you have any suggestions on how I might remedy this?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Sorry, gotta run.
Antonia: Really? And how would that benefit me?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really. I'm so dreadfully bored...do you have any suggestions on how I might remedy this?
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Yes, really.
Your Husband: Really!
Antonia: Sorry, gotta run.
Bbbruno has been instructed to be more responsive to charming ladies like Katherine. Alas, he has a lot to learn.
Not I: (to ProfessorSnape) The only joy in the universe is to begin.
ProfessorSnape: I don't have time for these constant interuptions
Not I: Then throw time away.
ProfessorSnape: I don't have time for these constant interuptions
Not I: Then throw time away.
This whole conversation was hilarious- thanks so much for the chat Irina 
Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Irina: A girl, I think.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Irina: How does one get into your pants?
Irina: That's not the Professor you have tied up over there, is it?
Aziere: You have been so mislead.
Irina: Ah, That would have explained why the Forge is not being kept up.
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Irina: It passes the time while I try to figure out how to get into your pants.
Aziere: You havent yet once succeded have you?
Irina: [blush] No, I haven't!
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Irina: One problem is, you're already in them...I'll pass on the cookie, thank you!
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Irina: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last girl on Earth!
Aziere: Your in the mood huh? Well in my brothers bathroom there are plenty of magazines you might fine useful. Go on and have fun. I'll be down here.
Irina: [sigh] So much for negative psychology!
Irina: Who is that you've got tied up watching 'Brady Bunch' reruns?
Aziere: I have got tied up watching 'brady bunch ' reruns have I? Who says?
Irina: Your grammar is as excellent as your spelling!
Aziere: NEways my spelling iz bEttEr than most cuz i spell out wordz competely. An I dOnT uze l33t nd stuff.
Irina: Point taken!
Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Irina: I'm sorry, I may have forgotten to bring it ... [taps pockets]
Aziere: You should be sorry, but I think I'll forgive you just this once.
Irina: Is something wrong? Are you ill?
Aziere: Nope... *eye twitches in your direction*
Irina: Oooh, I think you like me!
Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
Irina: It looks very damp down there.
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Irina: A girl, I think.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Irina: How does one get into your pants?
Irina: That's not the Professor you have tied up over there, is it?
Aziere: You have been so mislead.
Irina: Ah, That would have explained why the Forge is not being kept up.
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Irina: It passes the time while I try to figure out how to get into your pants.
Aziere: You havent yet once succeded have you?
Irina: [blush] No, I haven't!
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Irina: One problem is, you're already in them...I'll pass on the cookie, thank you!
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Irina: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last girl on Earth!
Aziere: Your in the mood huh? Well in my brothers bathroom there are plenty of magazines you might fine useful. Go on and have fun. I'll be down here.
Irina: [sigh] So much for negative psychology!
Irina: Who is that you've got tied up watching 'Brady Bunch' reruns?
Aziere: I have got tied up watching 'brady bunch ' reruns have I? Who says?
Irina: Your grammar is as excellent as your spelling!
Aziere: NEways my spelling iz bEttEr than most cuz i spell out wordz competely. An I dOnT uze l33t nd stuff.
Irina: Point taken!
Aziere: I could eat your soul instead...
Irina: I'm sorry, I may have forgotten to bring it ... [taps pockets]
Aziere: You should be sorry, but I think I'll forgive you just this once.
Irina: Is something wrong? Are you ill?
Aziere: Nope... *eye twitches in your direction*
Irina: Oooh, I think you like me!
Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
Irina: It looks very damp down there.
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Caven: i have voices in my head
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your voices from you.
Caven: the voices talk weird stuff to me
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Caven: yes i think we should
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, if we are running the asylum then we can't be inmates. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Caven: yes i love ebing sarcastic
Fizzy Schizoid: We don't have sarcasm on Utopia, and it's hard for me to notice it sometimes.
Caven: your from utopia
Fizzy Schizoid: We've actually had a 34% increase in tourism since we started calling the planet that.
Caven: tell me more
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but you don't have proper security clearance.
Caven: lol
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your voices from you.
Caven: the voices talk weird stuff to me
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Caven: yes i think we should
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, if we are running the asylum then we can't be inmates. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Caven: yes i love ebing sarcastic
Fizzy Schizoid: We don't have sarcasm on Utopia, and it's hard for me to notice it sometimes.
Caven: your from utopia
Fizzy Schizoid: We've actually had a 34% increase in tourism since we started calling the planet that.
Caven: tell me more
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but you don't have proper security clearance.
Caven: lol
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