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Very good, Prob123! Bildgesmythe's replies are quite logical!
Also, I envy you this intelligent, imaginative guest! As long as he's trapped in here, could you perhaps send him to one of my bots?
Also, I envy you this intelligent, imaginative guest! As long as he's trapped in here, could you perhaps send him to one of my bots?
It's funny, I have been getting very nice guests for Bildgesmythe. 'Probs hangups" are working so she doesn't have human chats, and Azureon never gets any either. Does that mean smart people only talk to dragons?
Hey! I talk to Azureon! I get frustrated when things move too slowly and give up mid chat, but I talk.
*Makes note: Must talk to dragon more to increase IQ.*
*Makes note: Must talk to dragon more to increase IQ.*
Ulrike: Got anything besides xnones in the nondirect chat?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, if you'll just compliment me or insult me, I have good responses for those things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, if you'll just compliment me or insult me, I have good responses for those things.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I expect a lot of other civic leaders will be there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Vetinari: Not yet... Ah. Anyway...you were saying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, depends on who's asking.
Vetinari: To anyone who wishes to buy them.
Vetinari: What will you use the tentacle for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Vetinari: *watches* Impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh well, it's probably just a coincidence. *quickly changes his tan patches to denim waves*
Vetinari: *fixes Fitzgerald with a friendly smile*
Vetinari: You like centipedes, do you, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love centipedes! They taste delicious!
Vetinari: They won't find it. They don't think the right way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Vetinari: It is your choice, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Vetinari: *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Vetinari: Voilá.
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I expect a lot of other civic leaders will be there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Vetinari: Not yet... Ah. Anyway...you were saying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, depends on who's asking.
Vetinari: To anyone who wishes to buy them.
Vetinari: What will you use the tentacle for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Vetinari: *watches* Impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh well, it's probably just a coincidence. *quickly changes his tan patches to denim waves*
Vetinari: *fixes Fitzgerald with a friendly smile*
Vetinari: You like centipedes, do you, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love centipedes! They taste delicious!
Vetinari: They won't find it. They don't think the right way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Vetinari: It is your choice, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Vetinari: *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Vetinari: Voilá.
abibot: I’m Gabrielle. Where are you headed?
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Azureon: Where did you get your statistics?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Azureon: I am glad that you are free and you can go where you want.
Gabibot: I want a lot of things. I want Xena back, for one.
Azureon: Good luck with you wants and desires.
Gabibot: Good and evil may seem relative, but there's point when it becomes clear what you have to do.
Azureon: All in it's own good time.
Gabibot: Almost too good.
Azureon: I like good, great is better but good is fine.
Gabibot: Good, good.
Azureon: Good is better than bad.
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Azureon: Where did you get your statistics?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Azureon: I am glad that you are free and you can go where you want.
Gabibot: I want a lot of things. I want Xena back, for one.
Azureon: Good luck with you wants and desires.
Gabibot: Good and evil may seem relative, but there's point when it becomes clear what you have to do.
Azureon: All in it's own good time.
Gabibot: Almost too good.
Azureon: I like good, great is better but good is fine.
Gabibot: Good, good.
Azureon: Good is better than bad.
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