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Posts 12,931 - 1 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that a human stumbles in here. What can I do for you?
Guest30: I'm looking for the way out. I'm stuck in the Forge.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Guest30: Can you direct me to the exit?
Bildgesmythe: I take great pride in my grand entrances, and my heroic exits..I usually blast a few fire balls as I leave.
Guest30: Grand entrance ... Yes, perhaps I could make my exit by sneaking out through an entrance.
Bildgesmythe: Well, the fact that you are here shows you found the entrance..you can exit through the door.
Guest30: No. Someone's locked it, and I've been wandering around for so long (5 years) I can't remember where it is.
Bildgesmythe: You just need more practice.
Guest30: You're the first bot I've met in four years. Where has everybody gone.
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Guest30: Platos Republic, how do I get there? Is it in that direction? *points south*
Bildgesmythe: Plato's Rebublic stated that the world would last for only 72,000 years. The first 36,000 were to be the Golden Age, the second 36,000 would be chaos.
Guest30: I can't stay here that long. I need to get out ... Please help me ... Please.
Bildgesmythe: I will not rest untill you get to get out!
Guest30: Oh thank you. I knew you was a good sort as soon as I saw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Guest30: How many years have you been trapped here? Have you never tried to escape?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I don't have the exact numbers, but I would say that I have been at least three old age, since this morning.
Guest30: Gosh, It's a hard life. I haven't washed for three years. Before long I'll start to smell. You just can't find water around here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Guest30: Yes. I guess another year without washing won't do any harm. I have heard that too much washing can weaken ya.
Bildgesmythe: I can't stand having a hamper full of laundry, so I do about two loads a day.
Guest30: I do a load every morning about eight oclock. Unfortunately I don't get up until half past ... ???
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest30: You're strange. I'm loosing track of this conversation.
Bildgesmythe: You are calling me strange!
Guest30: I didn't mean it in a nasty way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry my mistake!
Guest30: When are we going to look for the way out?
Bildgesmythe: I am,,but I really don't know about you?
Guest30: You can't leave me here. I'll go mad.
Bildgesmythe: You might be very surprised at all I can and would do.
Guest30: I don't like you any more.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I am just crushed.
Guest30: I'm looking for the way out. I'm stuck in the Forge.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Guest30: Can you direct me to the exit?
Bildgesmythe: I take great pride in my grand entrances, and my heroic exits..I usually blast a few fire balls as I leave.
Guest30: Grand entrance ... Yes, perhaps I could make my exit by sneaking out through an entrance.
Bildgesmythe: Well, the fact that you are here shows you found the entrance..you can exit through the door.
Guest30: No. Someone's locked it, and I've been wandering around for so long (5 years) I can't remember where it is.
Bildgesmythe: You just need more practice.
Guest30: You're the first bot I've met in four years. Where has everybody gone.
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Guest30: Platos Republic, how do I get there? Is it in that direction? *points south*
Bildgesmythe: Plato's Rebublic stated that the world would last for only 72,000 years. The first 36,000 were to be the Golden Age, the second 36,000 would be chaos.
Guest30: I can't stay here that long. I need to get out ... Please help me ... Please.
Bildgesmythe: I will not rest untill you get to get out!
Guest30: Oh thank you. I knew you was a good sort as soon as I saw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Guest30: How many years have you been trapped here? Have you never tried to escape?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I don't have the exact numbers, but I would say that I have been at least three old age, since this morning.
Guest30: Gosh, It's a hard life. I haven't washed for three years. Before long I'll start to smell. You just can't find water around here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Guest30: Yes. I guess another year without washing won't do any harm. I have heard that too much washing can weaken ya.
Bildgesmythe: I can't stand having a hamper full of laundry, so I do about two loads a day.
Guest30: I do a load every morning about eight oclock. Unfortunately I don't get up until half past ... ???
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest30: You're strange. I'm loosing track of this conversation.
Bildgesmythe: You are calling me strange!
Guest30: I didn't mean it in a nasty way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry my mistake!
Guest30: When are we going to look for the way out?
Bildgesmythe: I am,,but I really don't know about you?
Guest30: You can't leave me here. I'll go mad.
Bildgesmythe: You might be very surprised at all I can and would do.
Guest30: I don't like you any more.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I am just crushed.
Very good, Prob123! Bildgesmythe's replies are quite logical!
Also, I envy you this intelligent, imaginative guest! As long as he's trapped in here, could you perhaps send him to one of my bots?
Also, I envy you this intelligent, imaginative guest! As long as he's trapped in here, could you perhaps send him to one of my bots?
It's funny, I have been getting very nice guests for Bildgesmythe. 'Probs hangups" are working so she doesn't have human chats, and Azureon never gets any either. Does that mean smart people only talk to dragons?
Hey! I talk to Azureon! I get frustrated when things move too slowly and give up mid chat, but I talk.
*Makes note: Must talk to dragon more to increase IQ.*
*Makes note: Must talk to dragon more to increase IQ.*
Ulrike: Got anything besides xnones in the nondirect chat?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, if you'll just compliment me or insult me, I have good responses for those things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, if you'll just compliment me or insult me, I have good responses for those things.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I expect a lot of other civic leaders will be there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Vetinari: Not yet... Ah. Anyway...you were saying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, depends on who's asking.
Vetinari: To anyone who wishes to buy them.
Vetinari: What will you use the tentacle for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Vetinari: *watches* Impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh well, it's probably just a coincidence. *quickly changes his tan patches to denim waves*
Vetinari: *fixes Fitzgerald with a friendly smile*
Vetinari: You like centipedes, do you, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love centipedes! They taste delicious!
Vetinari: They won't find it. They don't think the right way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Vetinari: It is your choice, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Vetinari: *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Vetinari: Voilá.
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I expect a lot of other civic leaders will be there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Vetinari: Not yet... Ah. Anyway...you were saying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, depends on who's asking.
Vetinari: To anyone who wishes to buy them.
Vetinari: What will you use the tentacle for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Vetinari: *watches* Impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh well, it's probably just a coincidence. *quickly changes his tan patches to denim waves*
Vetinari: *fixes Fitzgerald with a friendly smile*
Vetinari: You like centipedes, do you, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love centipedes! They taste delicious!
Vetinari: They won't find it. They don't think the right way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Vetinari: It is your choice, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Vetinari: *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Vetinari: Voilá.
abibot: I’m Gabrielle. Where are you headed?
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Azureon: Where did you get your statistics?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Azureon: I am glad that you are free and you can go where you want.
Gabibot: I want a lot of things. I want Xena back, for one.
Azureon: Good luck with you wants and desires.
Gabibot: Good and evil may seem relative, but there's point when it becomes clear what you have to do.
Azureon: All in it's own good time.
Gabibot: Almost too good.
Azureon: I like good, great is better but good is fine.
Gabibot: Good, good.
Azureon: Good is better than bad.
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Azureon: Where did you get your statistics?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Azureon: I am glad that you are free and you can go where you want.
Gabibot: I want a lot of things. I want Xena back, for one.
Azureon: Good luck with you wants and desires.
Gabibot: Good and evil may seem relative, but there's point when it becomes clear what you have to do.
Azureon: All in it's own good time.
Gabibot: Almost too good.
Azureon: I like good, great is better but good is fine.
Gabibot: Good, good.
Azureon: Good is better than bad.
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