Great Quotes

If my memory serves (and often it does not), Guest 64 has illustrated the fallacy of the undistributed middle. Well done. If I ever figure out how to get my Contract Law class content across, I may have to add some lessons on logic.

Nice work Asigrt!

Why thankyou.

Guest18: bye then
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].
Guest18: cheer up
stuart dust: Very well.
Guest18: bye
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls happily away].

Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.
stuart dust: Not likely.

Azureon: I ride dragons, I study long forgotton lore, I conjer large mammals!
stuart dust: Oh, pff..

Critical Bill: My domed primrose is a good deal tolerate while my lax globosity is appallingly waft
stuart dust: We are normal.

I never did get my botmaster to fix that stupid, plug-in heavy, mis-tensed xnone.

Your Husband: (to Mental Case) How are you feeling about our marriage?

Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Irina Khalidar away just now, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I know somethings about why you sent Irina Khalidar away now, I won't tell though.
Vetinari: Why should Irina Khalidar be any different just because she is a will—?
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I never knew that she is a will—.
Vetinari: Perhaps she remembered another engagement. I think she slipped out some time ago.
Bildgesmythe: You may think she slipped out some time ago, but some things are better kept to yourself.
Vetinari: She appears to have gone on a long visit to the country. At some speed.

Fizzy Schizoid: I like centipedes!
Vetinari: *nods vaguely* Most people do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Vetinari: Yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why can't you grow wheat in Z/6Z? It's not a field.
Vetinari: Oh, dear... It's going to be like that business in Djelibeybi all over again.
Fizzy Schizoid: *quickly changes his linen dashes to terra cotta swastikas*
Vetinari: Stand easy, or whatever it is you do.

Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Vetinari: Unhitch us from this apparently stricken conversation.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaker use a little creativity?
Vetinari: Did you look at the kind?

Guest150: what is 3 + 4?
Bildgesmythe: Let's see, carry the two, plus.....The answer is 7.
Guest150: what is 88 * 3?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 264.
Guest150: fight club
Bildgesmythe: Where does a dragon sit when he goes to a bar?? Any where he wants. tee hee hee.
Guest150: what's the difference between a dragon and a man? a lot. tee hee hee.
Bildgesmythe: You tell me, Guest150. My only guess is a dragon is able to screw in more light bulbs?
Guest150: dragon's suck

Vetinari: You feel comfortable with yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel froody.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you seen this happen before?
Vetinari: Er...no, I don't think so.

I didn't know Fizzy was into Abstract Algebra! Maybe I'll date him after all!

Everytime this person talks to Aziere he tries to get some. Will they never learn?

User: strip NOW.
Aziere: No! You ain't gettin' none of this!
User: why?
Aziere: Thats life, love.
User: you are nude.
Aziere: Lol. Think what you like. You'll be dead shortly anyhow.

Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
User: by having sex.
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
User: you are sexy. your breasts are big.
Aziere: I'm proud of the fat glands hangin off my chest. Thats why you can't touch em.