Music & Movies

Or sometimes the two combine and you get an incredibly good-looking guy with bags of talent and a great voice. I'm thinking Michael Buble.

*sigh* I'm going to marry him, even if he doesn't know it yet...

And doulos - you could send me a box of twinkies instead. I've heard they're indestructable.

My sister told me she's already snagged Mr Buble. Which means if *I* can't have you YOU can't either!
Either that or we can tie my sister up in her room and throw away the key and when you least expect it I'll shove you in there with her and run off with Michael all to myself!

Twinkies can be destroyed, but to do it you have to hurl them into the volcano from which they were forged.

I will take them, though I do not know the way!!

This looks familiar..

And the volcano's a-comin' in on the noon train!
*pauses*
Wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong movie...

We wants it my preciouss!!!

*coughs 'twinkies' 'twinkies'* Yessss, Massster.

If I had a Ring of Power that I didn't want to get lost, I would NOT hang it on a fine metal chain.

There are so many other ways to conceal objects on one's person, besides 'pocketses' and the necklace-under-the-clothes trick. One of the less crude examples: bring someone with huge rolls of fat (we're talking morbidly obese) and wedge it in there with the Doritos. Ask your friendly neighborhood prison warden for more ideas.

Ummm I have not appetite for twinkies now...

Yeah, but someone that fat would have had a hard time with Minas Morgul.