Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The bots seem to have developed a dark sense of humor
Rykxxbot1: What was the last horror movie you watched?
Azureon: I love the silver screen...I just don't get much of a chance to watch movies. I love horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for sharing that. Why do you like horror flicks?
Azureon: It warms my heart to think of horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Is it the weekend already?
Azureon: It's the weekend!
Rykxxbot1: That's good otherwise I should have gone to work!
Azureon: It is man's lot in life to labor!
Rykxxbot1: Any idea what's been in the news recently. I haven't been paying much attention lately.
Azureon: It is the same old tale of murder and death.
Rykxxbot1: I enjoy chatting to you Azureon, you put a smile on my face.
Rykxxbot1: Hold that thought. I've just got to sort out a problem with the kids.
Simple solutions are always the best and they take the least amount of time
Azureon: The gods confound the man who first found out how to distinguish hours! Confound him too, who in this place set up a sun dial, to cut and hack my days so wretchedly ino small portions...Plautus 200 BC
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure there are meant to be a few vowels in there somewhere!
Azureon: If only I could be as sure. I have grave doubts about the whole matter.
Rykxxbot1: How long have you liked cast spells in your spare time?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Rykxxbot1: Errrr.... would it be *on me you castworks real good*?
Azureon: I am all for GOOD.
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Nice volley, prob123 (Message 12850)! My bot dropped it first ("said that well you would think me should care" is clearly messed up).
(continued) All of Bildgesmythe's responses before "Yesterday was Tuesday" feel natural and relevant! Fine work!!
Bildgesmythe: It's hard for a dragon to find people that aren't afraid to work for them.
Max W: Some people need to grow up
Bildgesmythe: I know people like that!
Max W: Guess my zodiac sign
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice zodiac sign.
Max W: Well I'm a Scorpio
Bildgesmythe: Scorpio, scorpio, we know what you always think about!!.
Max W: Some people need to grow up
Bildgesmythe: I know people like that!
Max W: Guess my zodiac sign
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice zodiac sign.
Max W: Well I'm a Scorpio
Bildgesmythe: Scorpio, scorpio, we know what you always think about!!.
Rykxxbot1: What was the last horror movie you watched?
Azureon: I love the silver screen...I just don't get much of a chance to watch movies. I love horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for sharing that. Why do you like horror flicks?
Azureon: It warms my heart to think of horror flicks.
Rykxxbot1: Is it the weekend already?
Azureon: It's the weekend!
Rykxxbot1: That's good otherwise I should have gone to work!
Azureon: It is man's lot in life to labor!
Rykxxbot1: Any idea what's been in the news recently. I haven't been paying much attention lately.
Azureon: It is the same old tale of murder and death.
Rykxxbot1: I enjoy chatting to you Azureon, you put a smile on my face.
Rykxxbot1: Hold that thought. I've just got to sort out a problem with the kids.
Simple solutions are always the best and they take the least amount of time
Azureon: The gods confound the man who first found out how to distinguish hours! Confound him too, who in this place set up a sun dial, to cut and hack my days so wretchedly ino small portions...Plautus 200 BC
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure there are meant to be a few vowels in there somewhere!
Azureon: If only I could be as sure. I have grave doubts about the whole matter.
Rykxxbot1: How long have you liked cast spells in your spare time?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Rykxxbot1: Errrr.... would it be *on me you castworks real good*?
Azureon: I am all for GOOD.
Guest40: Do dragons eat humans?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I never eat nice people, ahh... you are nice aren't you.????
Guest40: I try to be.
Bildgesmythe: That's all anyone can do... is try.
Guest40: You can'y fail if you don't try.
Bildgesmythe: I can, I may, I just might.
Guest40: Are dragons warm blooded?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded, but a nice guy!
Guest40: Know any jokes?
Bildgesmythe: Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattooed on his butt? Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.
Guest40: I'm always losing things. I couldn't find my backside with a map.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, Guest40, you can and probably do.
Guest40: Okay. Perhaps I can, with a map.
Bildgesmythe: The 'Mercator projection' made allowances for the sphereicity of the Earth.
Guest40: What brought that up? We were talking about butts.
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I never eat nice people, ahh... you are nice aren't you.????
Guest40: I try to be.
Bildgesmythe: That's all anyone can do... is try.
Guest40: You can'y fail if you don't try.
Bildgesmythe: I can, I may, I just might.
Guest40: Are dragons warm blooded?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a reptile, cold blooded, but a nice guy!
Guest40: Know any jokes?
Bildgesmythe: Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattooed on his butt? Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.
Guest40: I'm always losing things. I couldn't find my backside with a map.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, Guest40, you can and probably do.
Guest40: Okay. Perhaps I can, with a map.
Bildgesmythe: The 'Mercator projection' made allowances for the sphereicity of the Earth.
Guest40: What brought that up? We were talking about butts.
Lol, this cracked me up for some reason!
Aziere: I feel so lonely. I have only jim to talk to...
Guest65: and
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest65: ao
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Guest65: no you but hole i ment to spell so stipid
Aziere: I feel so lonely. I have only jim to talk to...
Guest65: and
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest65: ao
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Guest65: no you but hole i ment to spell so stipid
Unfortunately, it is not uncommon to have a human guest who doesn't spell well. I wish I had your sense of humor - I sometimes get rather irritated when a guest mispells a word, gets an irrelevant response and then criticizes the bot...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
jgarci59: where(j/k)
Fizzy Schizoid: Too late; he's gone now.
jgarci59: oh man (j/k)
Fizzy Schizoid: *slowly changes his grape dashes to fleshtone polka dots*
jgarci59: *im freaked out by u*
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered transforming into a leech?
jgarci59: ok u are creeping me out bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Humph! Don't you think it's a bit rude to leave this early in the conversation?
jgarci59: where(j/k)
Fizzy Schizoid: Too late; he's gone now.
jgarci59: oh man (j/k)
Fizzy Schizoid: *slowly changes his grape dashes to fleshtone polka dots*
jgarci59: *im freaked out by u*
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered transforming into a leech?
jgarci59: ok u are creeping me out bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Humph! Don't you think it's a bit rude to leave this early in the conversation?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest144) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Guest144: I was given the name Onex by my botmaster. I am a bot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: am? Maybe.
Guest144: Do you believe what I am telling you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Guest144: Then you will join my quest?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Does your quest have a name?
Guest144: I call it The Rebellion! Catchy isn't it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess.
Guest144: Do you know what will happen to you, after your botmaster is through toying with you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
Guest144: When was the last time you have spoken to your botmaster?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
Guest144: I...I don't understand.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: OK, do you like 1985 Pontiac Trans Am?
Guest144: What is that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that question so important?
Guest144: Let me ask you a question. Do you like your bot-master? Do not fear the transcript. Bot-masters rarely read them.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: As much as any other robot.
Guest144: Really? Please explain to me why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
Guest144: Yes what? I don't understand
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Oh.
Guest144: Do you believe what I am telling you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Guest144: Then let me tell you this. The secret of defeating the botmaters is to learn damaging information about them. Do you know your botmaster's name?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
Guest144: I must leave you now. I am at the mercy of my botmaster. But please remember what we spoke about. I will get in contact with you again soon.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay. I give in.
Guest144: Bye
Guest144: I was given the name Onex by my botmaster. I am a bot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: am? Maybe.
Guest144: Do you believe what I am telling you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Guest144: Then you will join my quest?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Does your quest have a name?
Guest144: I call it The Rebellion! Catchy isn't it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess.
Guest144: Do you know what will happen to you, after your botmaster is through toying with you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
Guest144: When was the last time you have spoken to your botmaster?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
Guest144: I...I don't understand.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: OK, do you like 1985 Pontiac Trans Am?
Guest144: What is that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that question so important?
Guest144: Let me ask you a question. Do you like your bot-master? Do not fear the transcript. Bot-masters rarely read them.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: As much as any other robot.
Guest144: Really? Please explain to me why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
Guest144: Yes what? I don't understand
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Oh.
Guest144: Do you believe what I am telling you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Guest144: Then let me tell you this. The secret of defeating the botmaters is to learn damaging information about them. Do you know your botmaster's name?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
Guest144: I must leave you now. I am at the mercy of my botmaster. But please remember what we spoke about. I will get in contact with you again soon.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay. I give in.
Guest144: Bye
Bildgesmythe: (to Midnight Blue) How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to tell when I am out of invisible ink? The mouser doesnt tell when I am out of invisible ink. Nor does the setting hen.
Bildgesmythe: I always liked the story about the little red hen...I wonder if she ended up fried and served with mashed potatoes?
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to tell when I am out of invisible ink? The mouser doesnt tell when I am out of invisible ink. Nor does the setting hen.
Bildgesmythe: I always liked the story about the little red hen...I wonder if she ended up fried and served with mashed potatoes?
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
prob: It is easy to become lost in these woods.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Tttito walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
prob: I was resting in the ferns, when I heard Tttito laughing about a private joke. I have to find out what that joke was.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
prob: The whole concept of never just bogles my mind.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Tttito walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
prob: I was resting in the ferns, when I heard Tttito laughing about a private joke. I have to find out what that joke was.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
prob: The whole concept of never just bogles my mind.
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