Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Whew! I wuz afraid we we're gonna go an' get serious in here and maunder on about the meaning of life as if we knew. Butterfly...yeah I knew that (he says, refering to back about a huunert posts). I think in Hindu mythology, Shiva is asleep and dreaming. We are his dream. What happens when he wakes up?
Let's all chip in for sominex for Lord Shiva.
*passes hat*

*donates some exlax*

Just happened to have that on you, eh Steve?

He eats it like candy.

And he had the nerve to try to get in my pants! Sheesh!

I'd rather have "Lax." I mean... "Ex-Lax"... who knows where it's been?

No no Steve. We want to keep Shiva asleep. Not running to the kybo.

Jesus was murdered, yes. He went willingly, and God willingly sent Him. I will not deny that the cross is ugly. But Jesus was not a martyr, and His death was not meaningless. He died to save others, and in so doing He conquered death.

Talk about a non sequitur.

I have to disagree with you skysaw.

I really hate talking about my future husband Jesus in a bar, and I also know that this subject is unpopular with most of you but when everythin is said and done at least I know where Eugene and I will be standing.

I am not a expert on theology by any means but I know for a fact that He lives and answers prayers by all the times He has answered mine and carried me thru some really, really hard times. I could tell a hundred different stories of how He has been my friend, my savior, my mother, my father, my everything.

See that's what I don't like about religions. They're all like "if you don't believe this, you're goin to hell"...what's the difference, if you DO believe it and you're goin to hell cuz you can't keep from sinning cuz no one's perfect? I don't mind discussing the subject, I just don't like it when someone uses it as an excuse for why they're better than me.