Doghead's Cosmic Bar

With all these drinks, which I thank you for, Paint Patrica, I'll be smashed before you know it.

Yeah, we should go and look up Larry, he's a right creep. Just watch out for his head- it's a hard as an iron pan. I've seen a couple of my mates break their hands on his head...

Judo chop! hehe

Whew! I wuz afraid we we're gonna go an' get serious in here and maunder on about the meaning of life as if we knew. Butterfly...yeah I knew that (he says, refering to back about a huunert posts). I think in Hindu mythology, Shiva is asleep and dreaming. We are his dream. What happens when he wakes up?
Let's all chip in for sominex for Lord Shiva.
*passes hat*

*donates some exlax*

Just happened to have that on you, eh Steve?

He eats it like candy.

And he had the nerve to try to get in my pants! Sheesh!

I'd rather have "Lax." I mean... "Ex-Lax"... who knows where it's been?

No no Steve. We want to keep Shiva asleep. Not running to the kybo.

Jesus was murdered, yes. He went willingly, and God willingly sent Him. I will not deny that the cross is ugly. But Jesus was not a martyr, and His death was not meaningless. He died to save others, and in so doing He conquered death.

Talk about a non sequitur.

I have to disagree with you skysaw.