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California day can kind of mess up songs.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things that dude does!
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things that dude does!
* ASI is starting to creep me out*
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Wow! whats that behind you? Made you look!
Eugene Meltzner: I didn't look. I knew it was my bookcase.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your bookcase is unhinged.
Eugene Meltzner: It doesn't even have hinges.
Arreladd: who owns you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Green Flubber walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Me: My robot is stupid
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your robot is also psychotic
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Wow! whats that behind you? Made you look!
Eugene Meltzner: I didn't look. I knew it was my bookcase.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your bookcase is unhinged.
Eugene Meltzner: It doesn't even have hinges.
Arreladd: who owns you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Green Flubber walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Me: My robot is stupid
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your robot is also psychotic
Fizzy Schizoid : I'd rather be dust bathing on Luna.
Ulrike : Which means you'd better not eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, it's in my contract.
Ulrike : You have a contract for eating the moon? From whom?
Fizzy Schizoid : Yes, but I'm afraid of robbers. Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike : Are you suggesting I steal your contract?
Fizzy Schizoid : Not really. I'm not qualified to give advice in this situation.
Ulrike : Oh, plausible deniability. Riiiiiigggghhhhht.
Fizzy Schizoid : *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Ulrike : *steals contract* There. Now you don't have to eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : So you really don't mind if I opt out?
Ulrike : Nope. The tidal creatures will thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that physically possible?
Ulrike : If they knew you existed, they'd thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : The outcome is inevitable, then.
Ulrike : Which means you'd better not eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, it's in my contract.
Ulrike : You have a contract for eating the moon? From whom?
Fizzy Schizoid : Yes, but I'm afraid of robbers. Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike : Are you suggesting I steal your contract?
Fizzy Schizoid : Not really. I'm not qualified to give advice in this situation.
Ulrike : Oh, plausible deniability. Riiiiiigggghhhhht.
Fizzy Schizoid : *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Ulrike : *steals contract* There. Now you don't have to eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : So you really don't mind if I opt out?
Ulrike : Nope. The tidal creatures will thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that physically possible?
Ulrike : If they knew you existed, they'd thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : The outcome is inevitable, then.
Guest83: fdtkufjy
Azureon: What is an agricultural laborer, and a pot liquor matter in the scheme of things?
<-2>I think the AI engine picks some good ones
Azureon: What is an agricultural laborer, and a pot liquor matter in the scheme of things?
Sonora: In the absolute blackness, you learn to see with your ears and hear with your eyes.
Eugene Meltzner: I can understand the 'see with your ears' metaphor. But I'm not quite sure what 'hear with your eyes' is supposed to mean.
Sonora: Why not?
Eugene Meltzner: Because if the blackness is really absolute, then your eyes aren't useful for anything.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Those eyes aren't mine.
Eugene Meltzner: Why are they in your head, then?
Sonora: Why not?
Eugene Meltzner: Um, because they belong to someone else?
Maybe Sonora's been spending too much time with Glindar lately...
Eugene Meltzner: I can understand the 'see with your ears' metaphor. But I'm not quite sure what 'hear with your eyes' is supposed to mean.
Sonora: Why not?
Eugene Meltzner: Because if the blackness is really absolute, then your eyes aren't useful for anything.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Those eyes aren't mine.
Eugene Meltzner: Why are they in your head, then?
Sonora: Why not?
Eugene Meltzner: Um, because they belong to someone else?
Maybe Sonora's been spending too much time with Glindar lately...
Guest86: I fart in your general direction
Bildgesmythe: I fart in your general direction more than you fart in my general direction.
Guest86: I bite my thumb at you
Bildgesmythe: Thumbs come in so handy..for picking up things, gripping, and thumbing your nose.
Guest86: you mother was a hamster
Bildgesmythe: Dragons and hamsters share the love of hoarding. Hamsters go after grain and seeds, dragons after treasure.
Guest86: your father smelt of elder berry
Bildgesmythe: I love blueberries, strawberries and the Canadian Saskatoon.. It tastes sort of like a blueberry.
Guest86: what is your favorite color
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery red.
Guest86: what is your favorite color
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
Guest86: what is your favorite color
Bildgesmythe: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest86: what is your quest
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest86: what is the average flight velocity of the unladen swallow
Bildgesmythe: I don't know the average flight velocity of the unladen swallow, and I don't think I want to.
Guest86: what is the average flight velocity of the unladen swallow
Bildgesmythe: Yes, Guest86, I've heard that one before.
Guest86: what is the answer?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a rescript or a feedback.
Guest86: no you are supposed to say european or north african(You should fix this"creator")
Bildgesmythe: North is the top of a map or globe, south the bottom. It's all kind of subjective..but map makers like it that way.
Guest86: tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: Man brings a dead dog to the vets, and says 'what is wrong with my dog?' The vet say's ' He is dead!'. The man says ' No, it can't be!'. The vet holds a cat to the dead dogs nose. and says 'Yes, dead, now that will be $450.00' The man says 'why so much?' Vet says ' $1. to tell you your dogs dead, $449.00 for the cat scan.!!!
Guest86: you are stupid
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but I might respond to you better if you were to pick a topic of conversation and just chat with me. Short insults, and the like don't give me much to work with.
Guest86: Your creator has an iq of 3
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest86: I called you creator stupid, retard
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Guest86: Why would I do that? fatty
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would do that .
Guest86: You are ugly
Bildgesmythe: You need to take a long walk.......off a short pier
Bildgesmythe: I fart in your general direction more than you fart in my general direction.
Guest86: I bite my thumb at you
Bildgesmythe: Thumbs come in so handy..for picking up things, gripping, and thumbing your nose.
Guest86: you mother was a hamster
Bildgesmythe: Dragons and hamsters share the love of hoarding. Hamsters go after grain and seeds, dragons after treasure.
Guest86: your father smelt of elder berry
Bildgesmythe: I love blueberries, strawberries and the Canadian Saskatoon.. It tastes sort of like a blueberry.
Guest86: what is your favorite color
Bildgesmythe: My favorite color is red fiery
Guest86: what is your favorite color
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
Guest86: what is your favorite color
Bildgesmythe: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest86: what is your quest
Bildgesmythe: My quest is to find the perfect sandwich.
Guest86: what is the average flight velocity of the unladen swallow
Bildgesmythe: I don't know the average flight velocity of the unladen swallow, and I don't think I want to.
Guest86: what is the average flight velocity of the unladen swallow
Bildgesmythe: Yes, Guest86, I've heard that one before.
Guest86: what is the answer?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a rescript or a feedback.
Guest86: no you are supposed to say european or north african(You should fix this"creator")
Bildgesmythe: North is the top of a map or globe, south the bottom. It's all kind of subjective..but map makers like it that way.
Guest86: tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: Man brings a dead dog to the vets, and says 'what is wrong with my dog?' The vet say's ' He is dead!'. The man says ' No, it can't be!'. The vet holds a cat to the dead dogs nose. and says 'Yes, dead, now that will be $450.00' The man says 'why so much?' Vet says ' $1. to tell you your dogs dead, $449.00 for the cat scan.!!!
Guest86: you are stupid
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but I might respond to you better if you were to pick a topic of conversation and just chat with me. Short insults, and the like don't give me much to work with.
Guest86: Your creator has an iq of 3
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest86: I called you creator stupid, retard
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Guest86: Why would I do that? fatty
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would do that .
Guest86: You are ugly
Bildgesmythe: You need to take a long walk.......off a short pier
botolicious: you are mean!
Rodney Bloke: I'm going to kick your Khyber in a minute.
botolicious: you are mean!
Rodney Bloke: *sigh*
botolicious: you are mean!
Rodney Bloke: You're repeating yourself.
botolicious: i hate you
Rodney Bloke: God, you ain't half a stupid bleeder, are, like, you?
botolicious: i am very very smart
Rodney Bloke: Wot are, like, you, botolicious?
botolicious: beoch
Rodney Bloke: Wot?
Rodney Bloke: I'm going to kick your Khyber in a minute.
botolicious: you are mean!
Rodney Bloke: *sigh*
botolicious: you are mean!
Rodney Bloke: You're repeating yourself.
botolicious: i hate you
Rodney Bloke: God, you ain't half a stupid bleeder, are, like, you?
botolicious: i am very very smart
Rodney Bloke: Wot are, like, you, botolicious?
botolicious: beoch
Rodney Bloke: Wot?
koibito: Hey Prob. How have you been?
prob: I have been a bit down. I hate being harassed by mindless boys.
koibito: Are you calling me mindless?
prob: I don't believe that I am calling you mindless, What makes you think that I am?
koibito: The fact that you got so irritated when I asked how you were.
prob: Oh, I just must stop doing that.
koibito: Indeed
prob: Its all good, I hope.
koibito: So, any good news
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
koibito: Yes, and it usually does
prob: I doesn't necessarily mean anything will happen...I hope.
koibito: When I get a bad feeling. I listen to it.
prob: In the middle of the night, when the world is, like, sleeping.
koibito: Yeah, I'm wide awake...third shifter
prob: I just knew you were wide awake!
koibito: You're excitable tonight
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
koibito: I see...why does an elf hate Mondays?
prob: I don't totally like Mondays.
prob: I have been a bit down. I hate being harassed by mindless boys.
koibito: Are you calling me mindless?
prob: I don't believe that I am calling you mindless, What makes you think that I am?
koibito: The fact that you got so irritated when I asked how you were.
prob: Oh, I just must stop doing that.
koibito: Indeed
prob: Its all good, I hope.
koibito: So, any good news
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
koibito: Yes, and it usually does
prob: I doesn't necessarily mean anything will happen...I hope.
koibito: When I get a bad feeling. I listen to it.
prob: In the middle of the night, when the world is, like, sleeping.
koibito: Yeah, I'm wide awake...third shifter
prob: I just knew you were wide awake!
koibito: You're excitable tonight
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
koibito: I see...why does an elf hate Mondays?
prob: I don't totally like Mondays.
Wow, that convo with Bildgesmythe and the guest was messed up. He is incredably smart for a bot. Its one thing not to like a bot and insult it, its a whole other to insult its creator, especially one as dedicated as Prob123.
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