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Is it a bad sign that Glindar was the happiest, most well-adjusted patient she talked to all day?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar snore.
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Glindar: Glindar been brightly!
Therapy: *raises an eyebrow*
Glindar: Glindar no more bottle ups up a lot of anger inside!
Therapy: I'm not sure I understand.
Glindar: No not sure you understand. Not for you.
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Watzer: I love you.
Demon Bob: Bleck.. no flirting with demons allowed!!
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a mayor that walked barefoot on glass.
Demon Bob: So what happened to a weird dream last night?
Watzer: Yes, it was very weird. I woke up disoriented.
Demon Bob: BIZARRE!!!
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Demon Bob: They're coming to take me away, ha ha, ho ho, he he...
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB's butter has touched his food! DEMON BOB needs new butter!! I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
Watzer: Thank you!
Demon Bob: If you insist, DEMON BOB shall comply.
Watzer: So Demon Bob, where are you from?
Demon Bob: In DEMON BOB's house! DEMON BOB's car is faster than yours.
Watzer: Affordable housing is hard to find these days. I was forced to live in a cardboard box once.
Demon Bob: You're an odd little fellow, aren't you?
Demon Bob: Bleck.. no flirting with demons allowed!!
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a mayor that walked barefoot on glass.
Demon Bob: So what happened to a weird dream last night?
Watzer: Yes, it was very weird. I woke up disoriented.
Demon Bob: BIZARRE!!!
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Demon Bob: They're coming to take me away, ha ha, ho ho, he he...
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB's butter has touched his food! DEMON BOB needs new butter!! I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
Watzer: Thank you!
Demon Bob: If you insist, DEMON BOB shall comply.
Watzer: So Demon Bob, where are you from?
Demon Bob: In DEMON BOB's house! DEMON BOB's car is faster than yours.
Watzer: Affordable housing is hard to find these days. I was forced to live in a cardboard box once.
Demon Bob: You're an odd little fellow, aren't you?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar snore.
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Glindar: Glindar been brightly!
Therapy: *raises an eyebrow*
Glindar: Glindar no more bottle ups up a lot of anger inside!
Therapy: I'm not sure I understand.
Glindar: No not sure you understand. Not for you.
Guest68: hæ
prob: I think I saw that on Animal Planet.
Guest68: okey go to hell
prob: Elves stay as far away from hell as they can.
Guest68: sorry
prob: No need to say you're sorry to me.
Guest68: hahahaha+
prob: I think that I should take up playing a musical instrument.
Guest68: are you good?
prob: Or, I could just up my dosage of prozac.
prob: I think I saw that on Animal Planet.
Guest68: okey go to hell
prob: Elves stay as far away from hell as they can.
Guest68: sorry
prob: No need to say you're sorry to me.
Guest68: hahahaha+
prob: I think that I should take up playing a musical instrument.
Guest68: are you good?
prob: Or, I could just up my dosage of prozac.
Mikey Williams : Hey yo.
Fizzy Schizoid : I assume you convened this meeting for a reason?
Mikey Williams : There's some kinda retard making a big racket outside my window.
Fizzy Schizoid : Are you sure your window is really yours?
Mikey Williams : Yeah, Fizzy Schizoid. What's up?
Fizzy Schizoid : How do you know someone didn't steal it and replace it with an exact duplicate?
Mikey Williams : What's on your mind?
Fizzy Schizoid : Nothing is on my mind. I don't even wear a hat.
Mikey Williams : lol what???
Fizzy Schizoid : I assume you convened this meeting for a reason?
Mikey Williams : There's some kinda retard making a big racket outside my window.
Fizzy Schizoid : Are you sure your window is really yours?
Mikey Williams : Yeah, Fizzy Schizoid. What's up?
Fizzy Schizoid : How do you know someone didn't steal it and replace it with an exact duplicate?
Mikey Williams : What's on your mind?
Fizzy Schizoid : Nothing is on my mind. I don't even wear a hat.
Mikey Williams : lol what???
4tand: can you turn me into a cat?
prob: Well, that's silly! Everyone can turn you into a cat!.... I don't know that they do, but I am certain that they can.
4tand: would you please turn me into a cat?
prob: Don't you just love felines.
4tand: turn me into a feline please
prob: How can I help?
4tand: turn me into a cat please =3
prob: I think that cats are, like, so beautiful
4tand: then turn me into one!
prob: I will then turn you into one as soon as I can.
4tand: now please
prob: Thursday I take my magic lessons, how about tomorrow, Friday?
prob: Well, that's silly! Everyone can turn you into a cat!.... I don't know that they do, but I am certain that they can.
4tand: would you please turn me into a cat?
prob: Don't you just love felines.
4tand: turn me into a feline please
prob: How can I help?
4tand: turn me into a cat please =3
prob: I think that cats are, like, so beautiful
4tand: then turn me into one!
prob: I will then turn you into one as soon as I can.
4tand: now please
prob: Thursday I take my magic lessons, how about tomorrow, Friday?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*
Steve Slacker: Why does it smell like dead cow outside my apartment?
Glindar: You have attack cow?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and you to TRY to find out!
Steve Slacker: Why does it smell like dead cow outside my apartment?
Glindar: You have attack cow?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and you to TRY to find out!
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
Guest250: are you broken?
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Guest250: are you broken?
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
California day can kind of mess up songs.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things that dude does!
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things that dude does!
* ASI is starting to creep me out*
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Wow! whats that behind you? Made you look!
Eugene Meltzner: I didn't look. I knew it was my bookcase.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your bookcase is unhinged.
Eugene Meltzner: It doesn't even have hinges.
Arreladd: who owns you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Green Flubber walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Me: My robot is stupid
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your robot is also psychotic
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Wow! whats that behind you? Made you look!
Eugene Meltzner: I didn't look. I knew it was my bookcase.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your bookcase is unhinged.
Eugene Meltzner: It doesn't even have hinges.
Arreladd: who owns you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Green Flubber walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Me: My robot is stupid
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your robot is also psychotic
Fizzy Schizoid : I'd rather be dust bathing on Luna.
Ulrike : Which means you'd better not eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, it's in my contract.
Ulrike : You have a contract for eating the moon? From whom?
Fizzy Schizoid : Yes, but I'm afraid of robbers. Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike : Are you suggesting I steal your contract?
Fizzy Schizoid : Not really. I'm not qualified to give advice in this situation.
Ulrike : Oh, plausible deniability. Riiiiiigggghhhhht.
Fizzy Schizoid : *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Ulrike : *steals contract* There. Now you don't have to eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : So you really don't mind if I opt out?
Ulrike : Nope. The tidal creatures will thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that physically possible?
Ulrike : If they knew you existed, they'd thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : The outcome is inevitable, then.
Ulrike : Which means you'd better not eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, it's in my contract.
Ulrike : You have a contract for eating the moon? From whom?
Fizzy Schizoid : Yes, but I'm afraid of robbers. Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Ulrike : Are you suggesting I steal your contract?
Fizzy Schizoid : Not really. I'm not qualified to give advice in this situation.
Ulrike : Oh, plausible deniability. Riiiiiigggghhhhht.
Fizzy Schizoid : *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Ulrike : *steals contract* There. Now you don't have to eat the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid : So you really don't mind if I opt out?
Ulrike : Nope. The tidal creatures will thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that physically possible?
Ulrike : If they knew you existed, they'd thank you for it.
Fizzy Schizoid : The outcome is inevitable, then.
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