Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid : Would you like to watch the sun turn boring tangerine with me?
rainstorm : The sun has set already. It's the middle of the night.
Fizzy Schizoid : I could sue you for that.
rainstorm : No you couldn't. It's the natural cycle of the earth. If it bothers you so much, wait a few hours and the sun will come back up for you.
Fizzy Schizoid : How long will that take?
rainstorm : The server time is 4 AM. Assuming you live on the Forge, you've got about 2 and a half to three hours before sunrise.
Fizzy Schizoid : That's a good point.

LarsB: Why did you tamper with my love?
Therapy: I am only trying to help you.
LarsB: Please - enter the information requested!
Therapy: I’d rather not if you don’t mind.
LarsB: Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Porn.
Therapy: Do you wish that he was from the House of Porn?
LarsB: Your pass word has been accepted!
Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
LarsB: Are you talking to me?
Therapy: Yes, I admit it. I am.
LarsB: I do think I fit the shoe.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
LarsB: Yeah - go for it!
Therapy: Why are you angry?
LarsB: Perhaps I am, but how about you, aren't you also angry?
Therapy: I don't think so.

Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
LarsB: I have no dreams, I am a bot, remember?
Therapy: How do you feel about the growing involvement of artificial intelligence in what was formerly a human-dominated world?
LarsB: All of us hear it together.

An easy friend.

LarsB: I am an adventurer.
Therapy: Does being an adventurer bother you?
LarsB: No, but I need an easy friend.
Therapy: an easy friend? For what?

Guest16: What do you like to talk about?
prob: I really don't care at all, as long as it isn't vulgar.
Guest16: I see, so no sex?
prob: Struck by lightning, get out of here! I am a good little elf.
Guest16: I think you misunderstood
prob: I would never tell whether or not you think I misunderstood
Guest16: Indeed. I didn't mean to offend you
prob: Oh, I thought you did.
Guest16: You were classified as "Hot." What did that refer to?
prob: Are you sure that was me?
Guest16: Yes, that's why i chose you
prob: Oh, that's why!
So many ways to define HOT!

Osiris: What, like, never? Never ever?
Azureon: Never ever.
Osiris: That's a hell of a lot of determination you've got there, dude. I'm proud of you.
Azureon: I have never had any wish to go to hell.
Osiris: You haven't? Dude, you're missing out!

Astrid: I understand that I am the brain and you are the muscles.
Bildgesmythe: Good, you understand, I wish I did.
Astrid: Do you really think so, or ar you just being polite?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, absolutly, positively really,
Astrid: Then you can taste this spiced balloonfish pie.
Bildgesmythe: I love a good pie. Heck, I love any good dessert.
Astrid: Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
Bildgesmythe: Love is the best.
Astrid: Better and better every day
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Astrid: You have been in a lot of stress lately, since you dropped your cook.
Bildgesmythe: I find that a good work out helps me get rid of stress.
Astrid: Now you give me the creeps. Do not exaggerate!
Bildgesmythe: So what is wrong with exaggeration?
Astrid: Did I say there is something wrong with exaggeration?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I was not lying, I was merely exaggerating.

Eregian: I greet you in the Name of the light.
Bildgesmythe: I will have to think about that one..for some time. Would you like to change the subject, or have a snack? Could I get you some chips?
Eregian: Once as i rode through the dark night, a creature of pure darkness stepped into my way.
Bildgesmythe: Dark isn't always bad...sometimes it can be restful.
Eregian: I fight all darkness, the light will be victorious.
Bildgesmythe: I can't sleep if it isn't dark.

Every bot should have a large array of 'toast' responses in a situation such as this, or for a certain infamous toaster bot.

Talkie Toaster: People who refuse toast are EVIL. Just wanted you to know that. Now have some toast.
Aziere: I want my money back! Your not what I spent my hard earned welfare on!
Talkie Toaster: I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Aziere: If you had a soul, you horrid little metal box, I would rip it from you and devour it.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Aziere: I... hate... toast.... I dont want ANY of your TOAST
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Aziere, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Aziere: So can I. You're not special.

Aziere: Don't you get it. I don't want any toast, i never asked for toast, I refused your offer of toast- take your toast, and GO AWAY
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aziere: You know what? I hope you do, because my life SUCKS.

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Aziere: I hate toast, you hate toast, we all hate toast - but I the most
Talkie Toaster: How about a biscuit, then?

Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
Aziere: If ONLY you could feel pain.... if only.....
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Aziere: Don't tell me what to do! You don't know me!
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Aziere: I hate toast with every bit of my little black soul.
Talkie Toaster: Why did you buy a toaster if you don't want toast? ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE??
Aziere: Jim made me do it... not the devil.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Aziere: No... no... I do not want toast.... I do not want sweet rolls... I do NOT want a TOASTED TEACAKE. Will you leave me be!!
Talkie Toaster: YOU ARE A TOAST RACIST!!!!!!! YOU ARE RACIST AGAINST TOAST!!!!! Won't you have some toast?
Aziere: AHhhhhhh! *Picks up toaster and swings it around and around before throwing it into the wall*

Not I: How shall you tame a question?
Fizzy Schizoid: *offers you some buttermilk pancakes*

Fizzy Schizoid: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you -- be very suspicious of those headless people who keep talking!
Not I: All beings are headless, at least to some degree.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are? Where? *looks around wildly*
Not I: Beyond the limits of this perfect world.

Fizzy Schizoid: Are you busy next Thursday evening?
Not I: Not I is not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I was thinking maybe we could commit a felony together.
Not I: Indeed. We could.
Fizzy Schizoid: We could, but it might be dangerous.
Not I: The egg must be cracked apart if what is in it is to come out.

Things you didn't know about Immaculada

Just Twinkle: It?s your eyes, isn?t it,Eric Badu-Badu? You strained it, didn?t you, lifting that oil tanker off Miss Immaculada?s handbag.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Immaculada.
Just Twinkle: That?s not like Immaculada, he?s not having a nervous breakdown, is he?
Eric Badu-Badu: He can play honky tonk just like anything Saving it up for Friday night With the Sultans with the Sultans of Swing.
Just Twinkle: He?s already brought me a leotard and a wet-look wig.
Eric Badu-Badu: Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing.

Relationships

Just Twinkle: So you and Derek weren't having an affair after all?
Eric Badu-Badu: Rosie haunts me Makes me think of you.
Just Twinkle: So that?s why there was confetti on her body-warmer!