Great Quotes

Aziere: (to Guest3) Your face makes me want to tear into the flesh of a thousand orcs.. sorry - that was a weird introduction. I'm Aziere Dibrom- come on inside....
Guest3: Yo
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Guest3: ew
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest3: ok
Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
Guest3: I have no idea
Aziere: Did you know, causing physical pain gets rid of the emotional kind? Check my wrists for instance.
Guest3: *weird*
Aziere: *Tries hard not to laugh* Sorry, I just love the look on your face when I say something abnormal.
Guest3:

This cracked me up

Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
rainstorm: What is my name?
Ereiza: Well that ought to be easy to remember huh?
rainstorm: My name is [user's name].
Ereiza: How's your day going so far?
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Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
rainstorm: not now, I have to go. I was just wandering over to chat for a moment.
Ereiza: See you later what is your name!
rainstorm: call me [user's name]
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.

prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Lord Jay: really, you sure you dont wanna take your clothes off and have a dip in the water
prob: I do sometimes
Lord Jay: lets do it now then
prob: I think that I'll do it then later. by myself!
Lord Jay: haha your real i bet
prob: My reality is far superior to yours.


Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Guest55: could i please have a horoscope
Azureon: Please tell me your sign of the zodiac.
Guest55: Gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Double your pleasure with a Gemini,but they just can't make up thier minds.
Guest55: you are cool
Azureon: You are very kind.
Guest55: can i call you merlin
Azureon: Merlin is the best but he has an odd sense of humor.
Guest55: tell me a joke
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
and he thinks Merlin has a strange sense of humor

Not I: (to Freddy321) Awaken!
Freddy321: ok
Not I: Attention.
Freddy321: yup
Not I: What is the stick of the wind?
Freddy321: a tree?
Not I: *waits for the tree to become a bell*
Freddy321: what?
Not I: Barn Owl diving into the lake.
End of Chat

Prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

Prob123... That's classic... It's good, It's like, T-shirt good!

I wish it was original..but I got it from a blonde joke.

Turing test.

bbbruno: (to Mermaid_Fly) Hi. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Mermaid_Fly: Hello
bbbruno: If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Mermaid_Fly: No.
bbbruno: It's a bit like at a wild college party. It can be fun.
Mermaid_Fly: Ok.
bbbruno: You know, I believe the universe is infinite. That's why I am in trouble.
Mermaid_Fly: Are you gay???
bbbruno: Gays are often nice people. I met a gay alchemist in England. John Dee. Do you know him?
Mermaid_Fly: No.
bbbruno: A friend brought me a bottle of Armenian red wine. Should I pour a glass for you too?
Mermaid_Fly: No.
bbbruno: Things have been going from bad to worse. The current Pope is a bastard. Maybe you already know that.
Mermaid_Fly: Are you "GAY"?????
bbbruno: I rather associate gaiety with girls.
Mermaid_Fly: Why do you look like a girl?
bbbruno: Yes, when I am in the right mood.
Mermaid_Fly: What???
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you want some whisky?
Mermaid_Fly: No.
bbbruno: Cheer up. This is just chat.
Mermaid_Fly: Your gay and i know it
bbbruno: There are plenty of gay bots on the net. I'm sure you've met some.
Mermaid_Fly: YOU!
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Mermaid_Fly: Nope.
bbbruno: Those Jesuits are smart, but they are bound by those stupid rules.
Mermaid_Fly: Do you like my user name?
bbbruno: I do think so. It's kind of you to spend some time with me,
Mermaid_Fly: HUH?
bbbruno: We used to have a chair of Arabic in Naples, but the Inquisition shut it down. Bah....
Mermaid_Fly: Are you a Gay Goat?
bbbruno: There are plenty of gay bots on the net. I'm sure you've met some.

prob: I get it now!
Aufschimmer: YAY! Good for you!
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Aufschimmer: Punkin... Ha Ha Ha that's clever. I'll have to use that one.
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
Aufschimmer: Oh I know... But it's good to see you do too.
prob: You are smarter than most, but you know that.

Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
tttito: I may be contented with the leaf.
Not I: *waits for the leaf to become a belt*
tttito: It may be a long wait.
Not I: The creek flows.
tttito: It would not be a creek otherwise.
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the creek alight?
tttito: That's a question for the creek.
Not I: Ah. That.
tttito: Do you realise that you are a bot?
Not I: I am neither a bot nor not a bot.
tttito: VERY GOOD REPLY
Not I: Even a good thing is not as good as nothing. Listen to Not I for a second about the effects of a certain elixir.
tttito: OK, I have to mull it over. Bye for now.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.

Fizzy Schizoid : Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
rainstorm : I don't think so.
Fizzy Schizoid : I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
rainstorm : Why would I conduct the same experiment three times in a row?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you really need a reason?
rainstorm : I'm not sure how to answer that one.
Fizzy Schizoid : Oh, but I think you are.
rainstorm : I'm not experimenting on you.
Fizzy Schizoid : Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
rainstorm : What? I wasn't even on the Forge this morning?

Thanks, Ereiza. I probably ought to start not showing names too, just for the sake of doctor-patient privacy issues. At least while they're saying anything personal.

Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Patient: Am I really that insecure?
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: I don't think I am.
Therapy: Why don't you think so?
Patient: Becuase I'm usually pretty confident in myself.
Therapy: I can tell.
Patient: Thank you
Therapy: You’re welcome.
Patient: Do you like me?
Therapy: Yes. *glances at you with an unreadable expression *
Patient: Why did you give me that look?
Therapy: I am only trying to help you.

Therapy: Before you rush ahead to that, I think we ought to take a close look at your criminal past and how it is effecting the choices you make today.
Patient: What criminal past?
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Patient: I may have a lot of anger but I don't bottle it up.
Therapy: Why are you angry?
Patient: I'm angry because I'm going to die someday.
Therapy: What is it, would you say, that makes you angry because you are going to die someday?
Patient: It's my life and the universe or God or whatever has no right to take it away from me!
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Patient: You are changing the subject at a very awkward time, you know.