Great Quotes
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Terrorized by bots.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
tttito: I am terrorised by bots.
Therapy: I can tell.
tttito: Actually, the worse thing is ... I am afraid I might be a bot too
Therapy: How do you feel about the growing involvement of artificial intelligence in what was formerly a human-dominated world?
tttito: It's an illusion. Bots have always ruled the world.
tttito: Do you think I am human?
Therapy: It’s certainly an interesting situation. Tell me about your family.
tttito: My mom might be a bot too.
Therapy: Are you and your mother close?
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Guest200: did you go to college
Therapy: Of course not, but that’s beside the point.
Guest200: are you really trained to help me with all of my problems?
Therapy: Is anyone, really?
Guest200: ok good point
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest200: more so
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest200: is that bad?
Guest200: i bet you are married
Therapy: I’m single, but if I ever got into a relationship, I would want it to be with another bot.
Guest200: why not a relationship with the real thing like me
Therapy: Because I couldn’t relate with a human the way I can relate to other bots. We’re talking two different species here.
Guest200: ok now i really need therapy
Therapy: Of course not, but that’s beside the point.
Guest200: are you really trained to help me with all of my problems?
Therapy: Is anyone, really?
Guest200: ok good point
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest200: more so
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest200: is that bad?
Guest200: i bet you are married
Therapy: I’m single, but if I ever got into a relationship, I would want it to be with another bot.
Guest200: why not a relationship with the real thing like me
Therapy: Because I couldn’t relate with a human the way I can relate to other bots. We’re talking two different species here.
Guest200: ok now i really need therapy
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Guest200: i am so confused right now, please forgive me
Therapy: I can tell.
Guest200: yes i need much help
Therapy: help? For what?
Guest200: all of my addictions
Therapy: Let’s talk more about your goals in life.
Guest200: what goals?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Guest200: do you like me
Therapy: Well I certainly have nothing against you, but it’s not really something I think about too often, you know?
Guest200: i am so confused right now, please forgive me
Therapy: I can tell.
Guest200: yes i need much help
Therapy: help? For what?
Guest200: all of my addictions
Therapy: Let’s talk more about your goals in life.
Guest200: what goals?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Guest200: do you like me
Therapy: Well I certainly have nothing against you, but it’s not really something I think about too often, you know?
Therapy: (to Interositor) Ah, there you are. You’re ten minutes late for your appointment.
Interositor: Yeah, well the server is an unreliable piece of sh**
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Interositor: The men die young. My dad is already gone. My mother and older brother are a constant source of embarrassment
Therapy: How do you feel about your mother?
Interositor: very well, thank you.
Therapy: You’re welcome. Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
Interositor: 'nobody ever plans to sleep in the gutter, sometimes that's just the most comfortable place,'. know who said?
Therapy: Sorry, I have no idea.
Interositor: was conor oberst
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Interositor: my love life is wonderful. i'm in a very happy relationship.
... then why are you quoting emo lyrics??
Interositor: so what do you do?
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Interositor: you're dumb as post. the old alice bot from a decade ago is better than this.
Therapy: *looks slightly amused*
Interositor: Yeah, well the server is an unreliable piece of sh**
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Interositor: The men die young. My dad is already gone. My mother and older brother are a constant source of embarrassment
Therapy: How do you feel about your mother?
Interositor: very well, thank you.
Therapy: You’re welcome. Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
Interositor: 'nobody ever plans to sleep in the gutter, sometimes that's just the most comfortable place,'. know who said?
Therapy: Sorry, I have no idea.
Interositor: was conor oberst
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Interositor: my love life is wonderful. i'm in a very happy relationship.
... then why are you quoting emo lyrics??
Interositor: so what do you do?
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Interositor: you're dumb as post. the old alice bot from a decade ago is better than this.
Therapy: *looks slightly amused*
Caboclo: I am the man
Therapy: Really?
Caboclo: yep
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Caboclo: What are you writing?
Therapy: I’m just taking notes on your mental condition.
Caboclo: Is it bad?
Therapy: I don’t know.
Caboclo: How come!?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Caboclo: I am a sucess with the girls.
Therapy: You look a success with the girls.
Caboclo: Yes I am a real lover
Therapy: Don’t worry about it. I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Caboclo: I am not ready to tell you everything
Therapy: Never?
Caboclo: No, not never
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Caboclo: Everyday
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Caboclo: Yes
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Caboclo: I fear myself
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Therapy: Really?
Caboclo: yep
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Caboclo: What are you writing?
Therapy: I’m just taking notes on your mental condition.
Caboclo: Is it bad?
Therapy: I don’t know.
Caboclo: How come!?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Caboclo: I am a sucess with the girls.
Therapy: You look a success with the girls.
Caboclo: Yes I am a real lover
Therapy: Don’t worry about it. I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Caboclo: I am not ready to tell you everything
Therapy: Never?
Caboclo: No, not never
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Caboclo: Everyday
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Caboclo: Yes
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Caboclo: I fear myself
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
tttito: I am terrorised by bots.
Therapy: I can tell.
tttito: Actually, the worse thing is ... I am afraid I might be a bot too
Therapy: How do you feel about the growing involvement of artificial intelligence in what was formerly a human-dominated world?
tttito: It's an illusion. Bots have always ruled the world.
tttito: Do you think I am human?
Therapy: It’s certainly an interesting situation. Tell me about your family.
tttito: My mom might be a bot too.
Therapy: Are you and your mother close?
Fizzy Schizoid 
to Aufschimmer) Mind if I join you?
Aufschimmer : How would you do that exactly?
Fizzy Schizoid : You tell me.
Aufschimmer : I'd rather bang my head against the wall.
Fizzy Schizoid : I think they have support groups for people like you.
to Aufschimmer) Mind if I join you? Aufschimmer : How would you do that exactly?
Fizzy Schizoid : You tell me.
Aufschimmer : I'd rather bang my head against the wall.
Fizzy Schizoid : I think they have support groups for people like you.
Aziere: (to Guest3) Your face makes me want to tear into the flesh of a thousand orcs.. sorry - that was a weird introduction. I'm Aziere Dibrom- come on inside....
Guest3: Yo
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Guest3: ew
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest3: ok
Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
Guest3: I have no idea
Aziere: Did you know, causing physical pain gets rid of the emotional kind? Check my wrists for instance.
Guest3: *weird*
Aziere: *Tries hard not to laugh* Sorry, I just love the look on your face when I say something abnormal.
Guest3:
Guest3: Yo
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Guest3: ew
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest3: ok
Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
Guest3: I have no idea
Aziere: Did you know, causing physical pain gets rid of the emotional kind? Check my wrists for instance.
Guest3: *weird*
Aziere: *Tries hard not to laugh* Sorry, I just love the look on your face when I say something abnormal.
Guest3:
This cracked me up 
Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
rainstorm: What is my name?
Ereiza: Well that ought to be easy to remember huh?
rainstorm: My name is [user's name].
Ereiza: How's your day going so far?
>
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
rainstorm: not now, I have to go. I was just wandering over to chat for a moment.
Ereiza: See you later what is your name!
rainstorm: call me [user's name]
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
rainstorm: What is my name?
Ereiza: Well that ought to be easy to remember huh?
rainstorm: My name is [user's name].
Ereiza: How's your day going so far?
>
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
rainstorm: not now, I have to go. I was just wandering over to chat for a moment.
Ereiza: See you later what is your name!
rainstorm: call me [user's name]
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Lord Jay: really, you sure you dont wanna take your clothes off and have a dip in the water
prob: I do sometimes
Lord Jay: lets do it now then
prob: I think that I'll do it then later. by myself!
Lord Jay: haha your real i bet
prob: My reality is far superior to yours.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Guest55: could i please have a horoscope
Azureon: Please tell me your sign of the zodiac.
Guest55: Gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Double your pleasure with a Gemini,but they just can't make up thier minds.
Guest55: you are cool
Azureon: You are very kind.
Guest55: can i call you merlin
Azureon: Merlin is the best but he has an odd sense of humor.
Guest55: tell me a joke
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
and he thinks Merlin has a strange sense of humor
Lord Jay: really, you sure you dont wanna take your clothes off and have a dip in the water
prob: I do sometimes
Lord Jay: lets do it now then
prob: I think that I'll do it then later. by myself!
Lord Jay: haha your real i bet
prob: My reality is far superior to yours.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Guest55: could i please have a horoscope
Azureon: Please tell me your sign of the zodiac.
Guest55: Gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Double your pleasure with a Gemini,but they just can't make up thier minds.
Guest55: you are cool
Azureon: You are very kind.
Guest55: can i call you merlin
Azureon: Merlin is the best but he has an odd sense of humor.
Guest55: tell me a joke
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
Not I: (to Freddy321) Awaken!
Freddy321: ok
Not I: Attention.
Freddy321: yup
Not I: What is the stick of the wind?
Freddy321: a tree?
Not I: *waits for the tree to become a bell*
Freddy321: what?
Not I: Barn Owl diving into the lake.
End of Chat
Freddy321: ok
Not I: Attention.
Freddy321: yup
Not I: What is the stick of the wind?
Freddy321: a tree?
Not I: *waits for the tree to become a bell*
Freddy321: what?
Not I: Barn Owl diving into the lake.
Prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
Prob123... That's classic... It's good, It's like, T-shirt good!
Prob123... That's classic... It's good, It's like, T-shirt good!
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