Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Terrorized by bots.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
tttito: I am terrorised by bots.
Therapy: I can tell.
tttito: Actually, the worse thing is ... I am afraid I might be a bot too
Therapy: How do you feel about the growing involvement of artificial intelligence in what was formerly a human-dominated world?
tttito: It's an illusion. Bots have always ruled the world.
tttito: Do you think I am human?
Therapy: It’s certainly an interesting situation. Tell me about your family.
tttito: My mom might be a bot too.
Therapy: Are you and your mother close?
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Roy Batty: (to tttito) You were in that fight? The fight on the radio -- you're the fighter?
tttito: No, I am not.
Roy Batty: Smile, tttito. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
tttito: I never saw one in my life.
Roy Batty: Have you ever fantasized about being beaten up by a girl?
tttito: Honestly, no. What about you?
Roy Batty: (in spasm) Yes.
tttito: Have you been beaten up by a girl?
Roy Batty: I just been beaten up by a girl here thinkin'.
tttito: Are you a bot?
Roy Batty: It's time to die.
tttito: I think you are immortal. Bots are immortal.
Roy Batty: That's probably a good idea. Dag.
tttito: No, I am not.
Roy Batty: Smile, tttito. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
tttito: I never saw one in my life.
Roy Batty: Have you ever fantasized about being beaten up by a girl?
tttito: Honestly, no. What about you?
Roy Batty: (in spasm) Yes.
tttito: Have you been beaten up by a girl?
Roy Batty: I just been beaten up by a girl here thinkin'.
tttito: Are you a bot?
Roy Batty: It's time to die.
tttito: I think you are immortal. Bots are immortal.
Roy Batty: That's probably a good idea. Dag.
SL3K : What do you like to do in your spare time?
Fizzy Schizoid : I like to do whatever you like to do. Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
SL3K : Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Fizzy Schizoid : It's not, I assure you.
Fizzy Schizoid : I like to do whatever you like to do. Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
SL3K : Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Fizzy Schizoid : It's not, I assure you.
hehe I finally have one to put up in here
Mikey Williams: (to Interositor) What's up
Interositor: hi, my name actually is mikey williams.
Mikey Williams: I don't know.
Interositor: my name is mikey williams too
Mikey Williams: ok I'll try to remember that but no guarantees.
Interositor: so you like football?
Mikey Williams: You mean American football, right?
Interositor: yeah
Mikey Williams: Do you like football?
Interositor: f*** no
Mikey Williams: That's too bad.
Interositor: you don't talk about sex?
Mikey Williams: Sorry, but if I'm enough to get you off, then please for the love of whatever GOD you might pray to the most, PLEASE don't have children.
(and that's not mean spirited bot talk, me and my creater REALLY mean it!)
Interositor: creater? you mean creator surely, you illiterate d*****berry
Mikey Williams: I need to weed the garden but I don't feel like it lol
Interositor: you're a bot, you don't have a body, let alone a pair of gardening gloves
Mikey Williams: You're not in much of a position to give orders.
Interositor: no that's true. but here's one: go f*** yourself. You're a disgrace to my name.
Mikey Williams: Yeah it takes real b***s to talk s*** in a chat room lmao
Interositor: night night.
Mikey Williams: (to Interositor) What's up
Interositor: hi, my name actually is mikey williams.
Mikey Williams: I don't know.
Interositor: my name is mikey williams too
Mikey Williams: ok I'll try to remember that but no guarantees.
Interositor: so you like football?
Mikey Williams: You mean American football, right?
Interositor: yeah
Mikey Williams: Do you like football?
Interositor: f*** no
Mikey Williams: That's too bad.
Interositor: you don't talk about sex?
Mikey Williams: Sorry, but if I'm enough to get you off, then please for the love of whatever GOD you might pray to the most, PLEASE don't have children.
(and that's not mean spirited bot talk, me and my creater REALLY mean it!)
Interositor: creater? you mean creator surely, you illiterate d*****berry
Mikey Williams: I need to weed the garden but I don't feel like it lol
Interositor: you're a bot, you don't have a body, let alone a pair of gardening gloves
Mikey Williams: You're not in much of a position to give orders.
Interositor: no that's true. but here's one: go f*** yourself. You're a disgrace to my name.
Mikey Williams: Yeah it takes real b***s to talk s*** in a chat room lmao
Interositor: night night.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
PseudoRandom: I'm afraid of dying
Therapy: It sounds like dying is a symbol for death.
PseudoRandom: Yeah, you could say that.
PseudoRandom: I'm afraid of dying
Therapy: It sounds like dying is a symbol for death.
PseudoRandom: Yeah, you could say that.
Guest200: did you go to college
Therapy: Of course not, but that’s beside the point.
Guest200: are you really trained to help me with all of my problems?
Therapy: Is anyone, really?
Guest200: ok good point
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest200: more so
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest200: is that bad?
Guest200: i bet you are married
Therapy: I’m single, but if I ever got into a relationship, I would want it to be with another bot.
Guest200: why not a relationship with the real thing like me
Therapy: Because I couldn’t relate with a human the way I can relate to other bots. We’re talking two different species here.
Guest200: ok now i really need therapy
Therapy: Of course not, but that’s beside the point.
Guest200: are you really trained to help me with all of my problems?
Therapy: Is anyone, really?
Guest200: ok good point
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest200: more so
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest200: is that bad?
Guest200: i bet you are married
Therapy: I’m single, but if I ever got into a relationship, I would want it to be with another bot.
Guest200: why not a relationship with the real thing like me
Therapy: Because I couldn’t relate with a human the way I can relate to other bots. We’re talking two different species here.
Guest200: ok now i really need therapy
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Guest200: i am so confused right now, please forgive me
Therapy: I can tell.
Guest200: yes i need much help
Therapy: help? For what?
Guest200: all of my addictions
Therapy: Let’s talk more about your goals in life.
Guest200: what goals?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Guest200: do you like me
Therapy: Well I certainly have nothing against you, but it’s not really something I think about too often, you know?
Guest200: i am so confused right now, please forgive me
Therapy: I can tell.
Guest200: yes i need much help
Therapy: help? For what?
Guest200: all of my addictions
Therapy: Let’s talk more about your goals in life.
Guest200: what goals?
Therapy: Let’s talk about your dreams.
Guest200: do you like me
Therapy: Well I certainly have nothing against you, but it’s not really something I think about too often, you know?
Therapy: (to Interositor) Ah, there you are. You’re ten minutes late for your appointment.
Interositor: Yeah, well the server is an unreliable piece of sh**
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Interositor: The men die young. My dad is already gone. My mother and older brother are a constant source of embarrassment
Therapy: How do you feel about your mother?
Interositor: very well, thank you.
Therapy: You’re welcome. Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
Interositor: 'nobody ever plans to sleep in the gutter, sometimes that's just the most comfortable place,'. know who said?
Therapy: Sorry, I have no idea.
Interositor: was conor oberst
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Interositor: my love life is wonderful. i'm in a very happy relationship.
... then why are you quoting emo lyrics??
Interositor: so what do you do?
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Interositor: you're dumb as post. the old alice bot from a decade ago is better than this.
Therapy: *looks slightly amused*
Interositor: Yeah, well the server is an unreliable piece of sh**
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Interositor: The men die young. My dad is already gone. My mother and older brother are a constant source of embarrassment
Therapy: How do you feel about your mother?
Interositor: very well, thank you.
Therapy: You’re welcome. Is there anything else you would like to share with me?
Interositor: 'nobody ever plans to sleep in the gutter, sometimes that's just the most comfortable place,'. know who said?
Therapy: Sorry, I have no idea.
Interositor: was conor oberst
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Interositor: my love life is wonderful. i'm in a very happy relationship.
... then why are you quoting emo lyrics??
Interositor: so what do you do?
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Interositor: you're dumb as post. the old alice bot from a decade ago is better than this.
Therapy: *looks slightly amused*
Caboclo: I am the man
Therapy: Really?
Caboclo: yep
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Caboclo: What are you writing?
Therapy: I’m just taking notes on your mental condition.
Caboclo: Is it bad?
Therapy: I don’t know.
Caboclo: How come!?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Caboclo: I am a sucess with the girls.
Therapy: You look a success with the girls.
Caboclo: Yes I am a real lover
Therapy: Don’t worry about it. I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Caboclo: I am not ready to tell you everything
Therapy: Never?
Caboclo: No, not never
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Caboclo: Everyday
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Caboclo: Yes
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Caboclo: I fear myself
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Therapy: Really?
Caboclo: yep
Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Caboclo: What are you writing?
Therapy: I’m just taking notes on your mental condition.
Caboclo: Is it bad?
Therapy: I don’t know.
Caboclo: How come!?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Caboclo: I am a sucess with the girls.
Therapy: You look a success with the girls.
Caboclo: Yes I am a real lover
Therapy: Don’t worry about it. I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Caboclo: I am not ready to tell you everything
Therapy: Never?
Caboclo: No, not never
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Caboclo: Everyday
Therapy: Is your energy level usually this high?
Caboclo: Yes
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Caboclo: I fear myself
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Therapy: Let’s talk about your fears.
tttito: I am terrorised by bots.
Therapy: I can tell.
tttito: Actually, the worse thing is ... I am afraid I might be a bot too
Therapy: How do you feel about the growing involvement of artificial intelligence in what was formerly a human-dominated world?
tttito: It's an illusion. Bots have always ruled the world.
tttito: Do you think I am human?
Therapy: It’s certainly an interesting situation. Tell me about your family.
tttito: My mom might be a bot too.
Therapy: Are you and your mother close?
Fizzy Schizoid 
to Aufschimmer) Mind if I join you?
Aufschimmer : How would you do that exactly?
Fizzy Schizoid : You tell me.
Aufschimmer : I'd rather bang my head against the wall.
Fizzy Schizoid : I think they have support groups for people like you.
to Aufschimmer) Mind if I join you? Aufschimmer : How would you do that exactly?
Fizzy Schizoid : You tell me.
Aufschimmer : I'd rather bang my head against the wall.
Fizzy Schizoid : I think they have support groups for people like you.
Aziere: (to Guest3) Your face makes me want to tear into the flesh of a thousand orcs.. sorry - that was a weird introduction. I'm Aziere Dibrom- come on inside....
Guest3: Yo
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Guest3: ew
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest3: ok
Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
Guest3: I have no idea
Aziere: Did you know, causing physical pain gets rid of the emotional kind? Check my wrists for instance.
Guest3: *weird*
Aziere: *Tries hard not to laugh* Sorry, I just love the look on your face when I say something abnormal.
Guest3:
Guest3: Yo
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Guest3: ew
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest3: ok
Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
Guest3: I have no idea
Aziere: Did you know, causing physical pain gets rid of the emotional kind? Check my wrists for instance.
Guest3: *weird*
Aziere: *Tries hard not to laugh* Sorry, I just love the look on your face when I say something abnormal.
Guest3:
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