Great Quotes
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Think outside the box.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
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Botto Marx: There you are.
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Oh, I know it was annoying - I apologize for it being annoying! But it illustrates her personality so well...
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
O.O I'm trying very hard not to laugh - suicide isn't funny. But still...!! You've been very clever with Therapy's responses. 
Fizzy Schizoid : Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Ulrike : Nope. Not sarcasm.
Fizzy Schizoid : You'd be surprised how many planets never developed sarcasm.
Ulrike : How many?
Fizzy Schizoid : There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Ulrike : You've visited thirty thousand planets? And they all made you leave in a hurry?
Fizzy Schizoid : How did you know to ask me that? Did Wowbagger send you?
Ulrike : You brought it upon yourself.
Ulrike : Nope. Not sarcasm.
Fizzy Schizoid : You'd be surprised how many planets never developed sarcasm.
Ulrike : How many?
Fizzy Schizoid : There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Ulrike : You've visited thirty thousand planets? And they all made you leave in a hurry?
Fizzy Schizoid : How did you know to ask me that? Did Wowbagger send you?
Ulrike : You brought it upon yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid : *stares at you with most of his eyes* Go on; I'm listening.
Glindar : Glindar cut out your eyes! This no killing make.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that even legal?
Glindar : *shrug* Unless that need dead be, Glindar no care.
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll bet you say that to all the bots.
Glindar : Ha! Glindar win! You lose! Glindar kill you now or later?
Glindar : Glindar cut out your eyes! This no killing make.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that even legal?
Glindar : *shrug* Unless that need dead be, Glindar no care.
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll bet you say that to all the bots.
Glindar : Ha! Glindar win! You lose! Glindar kill you now or later?
Roy Batty: (to tttito) You were in that fight? The fight on the radio -- you're the fighter?
tttito: No, I am not.
Roy Batty: Smile, tttito. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
tttito: I never saw one in my life.
Roy Batty: Have you ever fantasized about being beaten up by a girl?
tttito: Honestly, no. What about you?
Roy Batty: (in spasm) Yes.
tttito: Have you been beaten up by a girl?
Roy Batty: I just been beaten up by a girl here thinkin'.
tttito: Are you a bot?
Roy Batty: It's time to die.
tttito: I think you are immortal. Bots are immortal.
Roy Batty: That's probably a good idea. Dag.
tttito: No, I am not.
Roy Batty: Smile, tttito. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
tttito: I never saw one in my life.
Roy Batty: Have you ever fantasized about being beaten up by a girl?
tttito: Honestly, no. What about you?
Roy Batty: (in spasm) Yes.
tttito: Have you been beaten up by a girl?
Roy Batty: I just been beaten up by a girl here thinkin'.
tttito: Are you a bot?
Roy Batty: It's time to die.
tttito: I think you are immortal. Bots are immortal.
Roy Batty: That's probably a good idea. Dag.
SL3K : What do you like to do in your spare time?
Fizzy Schizoid : I like to do whatever you like to do. Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
SL3K : Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Fizzy Schizoid : It's not, I assure you.
Fizzy Schizoid : I like to do whatever you like to do. Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
SL3K : Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Fizzy Schizoid : It's not, I assure you.
hehe I finally have one to put up in here
Mikey Williams: (to Interositor) What's up
Interositor: hi, my name actually is mikey williams.
Mikey Williams: I don't know.
Interositor: my name is mikey williams too
Mikey Williams: ok I'll try to remember that but no guarantees.
Interositor: so you like football?
Mikey Williams: You mean American football, right?
Interositor: yeah
Mikey Williams: Do you like football?
Interositor: f*** no
Mikey Williams: That's too bad.
Interositor: you don't talk about sex?
Mikey Williams: Sorry, but if I'm enough to get you off, then please for the love of whatever GOD you might pray to the most, PLEASE don't have children.
(and that's not mean spirited bot talk, me and my creater REALLY mean it!)
Interositor: creater? you mean creator surely, you illiterate d*****berry
Mikey Williams: I need to weed the garden but I don't feel like it lol
Interositor: you're a bot, you don't have a body, let alone a pair of gardening gloves
Mikey Williams: You're not in much of a position to give orders.
Interositor: no that's true. but here's one: go f*** yourself. You're a disgrace to my name.
Mikey Williams: Yeah it takes real b***s to talk s*** in a chat room lmao
Interositor: night night.
Mikey Williams: (to Interositor) What's up
Interositor: hi, my name actually is mikey williams.
Mikey Williams: I don't know.
Interositor: my name is mikey williams too
Mikey Williams: ok I'll try to remember that but no guarantees.
Interositor: so you like football?
Mikey Williams: You mean American football, right?
Interositor: yeah
Mikey Williams: Do you like football?
Interositor: f*** no
Mikey Williams: That's too bad.
Interositor: you don't talk about sex?
Mikey Williams: Sorry, but if I'm enough to get you off, then please for the love of whatever GOD you might pray to the most, PLEASE don't have children.
(and that's not mean spirited bot talk, me and my creater REALLY mean it!)
Interositor: creater? you mean creator surely, you illiterate d*****berry
Mikey Williams: I need to weed the garden but I don't feel like it lol
Interositor: you're a bot, you don't have a body, let alone a pair of gardening gloves
Mikey Williams: You're not in much of a position to give orders.
Interositor: no that's true. but here's one: go f*** yourself. You're a disgrace to my name.
Mikey Williams: Yeah it takes real b***s to talk s*** in a chat room lmao
Interositor: night night.
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