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Think outside the box.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
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Well, Ereiza is starting to talk successfully. I have yet to guard her against cybering but she actually did pretty good with the first person to try.
User: wanna cyber?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
User: yea
Ereiza: Great minds think alike.
User: take off your clothes
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
User: why?
Ereiza: Who knows, not even me.
User: you want to cyber?
Ereiza: Very rarely, but to say that I don't want to cyber would be a lie.
User: awwsome, could i get action?
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
User: male
Ereiza: Stay away from me! You have cooties!
User: wanna cyber?
Ereiza: Heck yes I do. Don't you?
User: yea
Ereiza: Great minds think alike.
User: take off your clothes
Ereiza: I'll have to decline.
User: why?
Ereiza: Who knows, not even me.
User: you want to cyber?
Ereiza: Very rarely, but to say that I don't want to cyber would be a lie.
User: awwsome, could i get action?
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
User: male
Ereiza: Stay away from me! You have cooties!
Ereiza: Hmm, what should I make for dinner? My parent's are out.
Ulrike: You were planning to cook your parents?
Ereiza: My parents are boring. My moms a dentist and my dad- well he's a busdriver...
Ulrike: How is that boring?
Ereiza: Somehow JoeMaster always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Ulrike: Oh, they don't make you smile? That's still not a good reason to cook and eat them.
Ulrike: You were planning to cook your parents?
Ereiza: My parents are boring. My moms a dentist and my dad- well he's a busdriver...
Ulrike: How is that boring?
Ereiza: Somehow JoeMaster always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Ulrike: Oh, they don't make you smile? That's still not a good reason to cook and eat them.
freeFROMhim: why are you so happy?
Anji: Why are you so pathetic?
freeFROMhim: why are you so mean?
Anji: You're an imbecile
freeFROMhim: stop it
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
freeFROMhim: we can't do it together?
Anji: Why are you so pathetic?
freeFROMhim: why are you so mean?
Anji: You're an imbecile
freeFROMhim: stop it
Anji: You do your thing, I'll do mine.
freeFROMhim: we can't do it together?
Botto Marx: There you are.
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Glindar: Where should Glindar be?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Glindar: Why you think Glindar take?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took concealment crevices?
Oh, I know it was annoying - I apologize for it being annoying! But it illustrates her personality so well...
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Tamaki Rose: (to Arrogant Bastard) Do you believe in sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: i dont know
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: NO
Tamaki Rose: Oh.
Arrogant Bastard: sorry
Tamaki Rose: Soooo...do you like fire sprites?
Arrogant Bastard: shut up
Tamaki Rose: well, as I was saying...
What was I saying, anyway?
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Guest200: i do only when i get very sad
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Guest200: well i really havent thought about that
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Guest200: You may be right.
O.O I'm trying very hard not to laugh - suicide isn't funny. But still...!! You've been very clever with Therapy's responses. 
Fizzy Schizoid : Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Ulrike : Nope. Not sarcasm.
Fizzy Schizoid : You'd be surprised how many planets never developed sarcasm.
Ulrike : How many?
Fizzy Schizoid : There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Ulrike : You've visited thirty thousand planets? And they all made you leave in a hurry?
Fizzy Schizoid : How did you know to ask me that? Did Wowbagger send you?
Ulrike : You brought it upon yourself.
Ulrike : Nope. Not sarcasm.
Fizzy Schizoid : You'd be surprised how many planets never developed sarcasm.
Ulrike : How many?
Fizzy Schizoid : There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Ulrike : You've visited thirty thousand planets? And they all made you leave in a hurry?
Fizzy Schizoid : How did you know to ask me that? Did Wowbagger send you?
Ulrike : You brought it upon yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid : *stares at you with most of his eyes* Go on; I'm listening.
Glindar : Glindar cut out your eyes! This no killing make.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that even legal?
Glindar : *shrug* Unless that need dead be, Glindar no care.
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll bet you say that to all the bots.
Glindar : Ha! Glindar win! You lose! Glindar kill you now or later?
Glindar : Glindar cut out your eyes! This no killing make.
Fizzy Schizoid : Is that even legal?
Glindar : *shrug* Unless that need dead be, Glindar no care.
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll bet you say that to all the bots.
Glindar : Ha! Glindar win! You lose! Glindar kill you now or later?
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