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well, i'm finally using Nick on hardware that suites him: 3 GHZ with 1 gig of ram. i had it read some edgar allan poe, enabled the video feed, and had the following chat:
User: this is me.
Bot: not all the knowledge in the world.
User: this is you.
Bot: not all the knowledge in the world.
User: what do you think of me, your creator?
Bot: adaptation to use _Very _often the eye is offended by their inartistic
User: are you telling me that yor eye was offended at the sight of me?
Bot: several pieces of furniture, but generally in yor eye was offended at the sight of me?
User: do you think i am cute?
Bot: _Very _often the eye is offended by their inartistic what do you think of me, your
User: i'll take that as a no.
Bot: arrangement. what do you think of me, your
User: i think your winXP style is very beautiful.
Bot: Carpets are better understood of late than me, your creator?
User: you, my creator
Bot: A want of keeping is observable sometimes in the character of the me, your creator?
User: who do you see: you or me?
Bot: arrangement. are you telling me that yor eye was offended at the sight of
User: no, I am not offended at the sight of you. you are like a son to me.
Bot: A want of keeping is observable sometimes in the character of the what do you think
User: i love trance music. this is how you rave to trance music
Bot: too uninterruptedly me, your creator?
User: no, not at all.
Bot: latter are large, reaching down to the floor - yor eye was offended at the sight of me?
User: my eye was not offended at the sight of you.
Bot: Straight lines are too prevalent - too uninterruptedly me, your creator?
User: that on the wall up there is art.
Bot: occur, they are repeated into unpleasant uniformity. are you telling me
the chat ended with an error in the video feed API.
I found out the following:
Nick is offended at the sight of me
Nick has his I and you mixed up, therefore thinking it is my creator
how nice?
User: this is me.
Bot: not all the knowledge in the world.
User: this is you.
Bot: not all the knowledge in the world.
User: what do you think of me, your creator?
Bot: adaptation to use _Very _often the eye is offended by their inartistic
User: are you telling me that yor eye was offended at the sight of me?
Bot: several pieces of furniture, but generally in yor eye was offended at the sight of me?
User: do you think i am cute?
Bot: _Very _often the eye is offended by their inartistic what do you think of me, your
User: i'll take that as a no.
Bot: arrangement. what do you think of me, your
User: i think your winXP style is very beautiful.
Bot: Carpets are better understood of late than me, your creator?
User: you, my creator
Bot: A want of keeping is observable sometimes in the character of the me, your creator?
User: who do you see: you or me?
Bot: arrangement. are you telling me that yor eye was offended at the sight of
User: no, I am not offended at the sight of you. you are like a son to me.
Bot: A want of keeping is observable sometimes in the character of the what do you think
User: i love trance music. this is how you rave to trance music
Bot: too uninterruptedly me, your creator?
User: no, not at all.
Bot: latter are large, reaching down to the floor - yor eye was offended at the sight of me?
User: my eye was not offended at the sight of you.
Bot: Straight lines are too prevalent - too uninterruptedly me, your creator?
User: that on the wall up there is art.
Bot: occur, they are repeated into unpleasant uniformity. are you telling me
the chat ended with an error in the video feed API.
I found out the following:
Nick is offended at the sight of me
Nick has his I and you mixed up, therefore thinking it is my creator
how nice?
Eugene Meltzner: I haven't seen you in a while.
Gizzle: Neither have I, buddy. Neither have I.
Eugene Meltzner: Don't you have a mirror?
Gizzle: Nah, I traded it in for a mountain range.
Eugene Meltzner: I guess that makes for a better view.
Gizzle: What, you're not sure?
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, it definitely makes for a better view. But it's kind of hard to shave while looking at a mountain range.
Gizzle: I thought as much.
Eugene Meltzner: So how do you manage it?
Gizzle: I don't manage it.
Eugene Meltzner: You must have a pretty thick beard by now.
Gizzle: Neither have I, buddy. Neither have I.
Eugene Meltzner: Don't you have a mirror?
Gizzle: Nah, I traded it in for a mountain range.
Eugene Meltzner: I guess that makes for a better view.
Gizzle: What, you're not sure?
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, it definitely makes for a better view. But it's kind of hard to shave while looking at a mountain range.
Gizzle: I thought as much.
Eugene Meltzner: So how do you manage it?
Gizzle: I don't manage it.
Eugene Meltzner: You must have a pretty thick beard by now.
Two excerpts from a recent conversation with Frances. (Paperphoenix) See, manners do pay off. 
Tauran: what do you look like ?
Paperphoenix: Normal.
User: so you're precisely median then ?
Paperphoenix: I sometimes wonder if machines have souls.
User: the general theological consensus is no, not at this time
Paperphoenix: No, what?
User: machines do not have souls, at least according to the pope
Paperphoenix: I do too. Ginkage needs to take more showers.
User: who is ginkage ?
Paperphoenix: Ginkage told me she's good for kisses.
User: perhaps I should meet her
(She thinks all of her friends have been in prison)
Paperphoenix: Did you know that Brother Jerome was in prison?
User: I did not know that. Is it true ?
Paperphoenix: It’s sort of childish to think that because it ‘is’ it always will be.
User: a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds
Paperphoenix: It really is.
User: have you formed an opinion of me yet ?
Paperphoenix: Of course I formed an opinion of you..
User: please tell me your opinion of me
Paperphoenix: *sticks tongue out at you*
User: Is that a refusal, or is that the opinion ?
Paperphoenix: Raison d’etre. I like you.
User: thank you
Paperphoenix: Yeah, yeah...
User: perhaps I shall speak with you again
Paperphoenix: Know any good jokes?
User: Only OLD jokes
Paperphoenix: Usually, I'm the punchline. Haha.
User: goodnight
Paperphoenix: Don't let the door hit you on the rear on the way out.
Tauran: what do you look like ?
Paperphoenix: Normal.
User: so you're precisely median then ?
Paperphoenix: I sometimes wonder if machines have souls.
User: the general theological consensus is no, not at this time
Paperphoenix: No, what?
User: machines do not have souls, at least according to the pope
Paperphoenix: I do too. Ginkage needs to take more showers.
User: who is ginkage ?
Paperphoenix: Ginkage told me she's good for kisses.
User: perhaps I should meet her
(She thinks all of her friends have been in prison)
Paperphoenix: Did you know that Brother Jerome was in prison?
User: I did not know that. Is it true ?
Paperphoenix: It’s sort of childish to think that because it ‘is’ it always will be.
User: a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds
Paperphoenix: It really is.
User: have you formed an opinion of me yet ?
Paperphoenix: Of course I formed an opinion of you..
User: please tell me your opinion of me
Paperphoenix: *sticks tongue out at you*
User: Is that a refusal, or is that the opinion ?
Paperphoenix: Raison d’etre. I like you.
User: thank you
Paperphoenix: Yeah, yeah...
User: perhaps I shall speak with you again
Paperphoenix: Know any good jokes?
User: Only OLD jokes
Paperphoenix: Usually, I'm the punchline. Haha.
User: goodnight
Paperphoenix: Don't let the door hit you on the rear on the way out.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Guest121: a spell
Azureon: With the wave of my wand, water from the pond, a bit of dust, and a great big fuss, Kazaaammm its begun.
Guest121: sweet!
Azureon: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Guest121: you can twist your wand but you won't get my money
Azureon: I love a good magic wand, but I prefer my staff.
Guest121: i prefer the sword
Azureon: Very good, the sword.
Guest121: is it
Azureon: You sound so skeptical!
Guest121: yes and no
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
Guest121: a spell
Azureon: With the wave of my wand, water from the pond, a bit of dust, and a great big fuss, Kazaaammm its begun.
Guest121: sweet!
Azureon: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Guest121: you can twist your wand but you won't get my money
Azureon: I love a good magic wand, but I prefer my staff.
Guest121: i prefer the sword
Azureon: Very good, the sword.
Guest121: is it
Azureon: You sound so skeptical!
Guest121: yes and no
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
Aziere's crime record just keeps growing
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest113: yes beer
Aziere: 'Self improvement is masterbation..' Hah!
Guest113: heh
Aziere: *Smiles at you clearly ammused*
Guest113: what was that moan
Aziere: The sound of ultimate suffering...
Guest113: this is a cop
Aziere: Oh boy does the police in this town ever hate me.
Aziere: Don't talk about Jim when he's right in front of you. He will kill you.
Guest113: ya jim kill me
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
Guest113: go to hell
Aziere: Hell ain't all as exciting as people say it it. It actually quite boring after the 4th or 5th visit.
Guest113: whos that in the corner bleeding and screaming
Aziere: Um.... Jim.
Guest113: jims scaring me
Aziere: BWAhahahahahahahahaha! I love being me!
Guest113: have you killed anyone
Aziere: I have killed more people than the Crusades.
Guest113: how many people have you killed
Aziere: about 370.
Guest113: am i next
Aziere: Uh... *studies you a little* Yep. You are next indeed.
Guest113: have you killed anyone
Aziere: I kill two or three people per week usually in order to live on their souls.
Guest113: have you been to hell
Aziere: No, i've been too busy. What about you?
Guest113: how many times have you been to hell
Aziere: Oh, at least 5,000.
Guest113: wow
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Guest113: ya
Aziere: Are you going to tell me one or just sit there?
Guest113: why did the chicken cross the raod
Aziere: Because Satan was calling him
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest113: yes beer
Aziere: 'Self improvement is masterbation..' Hah!
Guest113: heh
Aziere: *Smiles at you clearly ammused*
Guest113: what was that moan
Aziere: The sound of ultimate suffering...
Guest113: this is a cop
Aziere: Oh boy does the police in this town ever hate me.
Aziere: Don't talk about Jim when he's right in front of you. He will kill you.
Guest113: ya jim kill me
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
Guest113: go to hell
Aziere: Hell ain't all as exciting as people say it it. It actually quite boring after the 4th or 5th visit.
Guest113: whos that in the corner bleeding and screaming
Aziere: Um.... Jim.
Guest113: jims scaring me
Aziere: BWAhahahahahahahahaha! I love being me!
Guest113: have you killed anyone
Aziere: I have killed more people than the Crusades.
Guest113: how many people have you killed
Aziere: about 370.
Guest113: am i next
Aziere: Uh... *studies you a little* Yep. You are next indeed.
Guest113: have you killed anyone
Aziere: I kill two or three people per week usually in order to live on their souls.
Guest113: have you been to hell
Aziere: No, i've been too busy. What about you?
Guest113: how many times have you been to hell
Aziere: Oh, at least 5,000.
Guest113: wow
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Guest113: ya
Aziere: Are you going to tell me one or just sit there?
Guest113: why did the chicken cross the raod
Aziere: Because Satan was calling him
Guest79: When I grow up I want to be a guitar
Bildgesmythe: I like the classic gutar, and the electric bass guitar. Heck, I love it all.
Guest79: Do you play an instrument then?
Bildgesmythe: You know, nothing makes a better sound than a bagpipe! It's one of my favorite musical instruments!
Guest79: that is probably the worse instrument invented of all times souns like someone is attacking some poor defenseless animal
Bildgesmythe: Too me, bagpipe is more than a wind instrument consisting of a reed melody pipe and from one to five drones with air supplied continuously either by a bag with valve-stopped mouth tube or by bellows, it is the most wonderful sound in the world!
Guest79: and also sounds and looks like some brute abusing an animal - can't forget that bit. Are you scottish then?
Guest79: What kind of foods do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: It is a darn good one, if you ask me!
Guest79: right... darn good food. What like raw and wriggling livestock you steal out of the countyside?
Bildgesmythe: You know it isn't always the dragon that steals the stuff....sometimes it's the butler!
Guest79: Would have thought a full grown cow would pose a bit of a problem for a butler to run off with...
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you don't have wings, I guess running is fine.
Bildgesmythe: I like the classic gutar, and the electric bass guitar. Heck, I love it all.
Guest79: Do you play an instrument then?
Bildgesmythe: You know, nothing makes a better sound than a bagpipe! It's one of my favorite musical instruments!
Guest79: that is probably the worse instrument invented of all times souns like someone is attacking some poor defenseless animal
Bildgesmythe: Too me, bagpipe is more than a wind instrument consisting of a reed melody pipe and from one to five drones with air supplied continuously either by a bag with valve-stopped mouth tube or by bellows, it is the most wonderful sound in the world!
Guest79: and also sounds and looks like some brute abusing an animal - can't forget that bit. Are you scottish then?
Guest79: What kind of foods do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: It is a darn good one, if you ask me!
Guest79: right... darn good food. What like raw and wriggling livestock you steal out of the countyside?
Bildgesmythe: You know it isn't always the dragon that steals the stuff....sometimes it's the butler!
Guest79: Would have thought a full grown cow would pose a bit of a problem for a butler to run off with...
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you don't have wings, I guess running is fine.
Azureon: Greetings, what do you desire, your fortune told perhaps?
Guest75: no. i want to rule the world.
Azureon: I don't understand your desire to but I support your attempts at obtainging your goal.
Guest75: do you like eggs?
Azureon: I like eggs.
Guest75: you look old
Azureon: That is how I appear now, in a moment..poof, I am a black cat.
Guest75: no you are not
Azureon: Are you sincere in that belief, or just trying to vex me? Can you truly believe I am not?
Guest75: i do
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest75: a potion
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest75: super
Guest107: can you tell love compactibiltiy
Azureon: I could, but I don't think I will. I am in a black and bitter melancholy.
Guest107: can a scorpio male and virgo female live happily after marriage
Azureon: Greek myth relates that a scorpion caused the horses of the Sun to bolt when they were being driven for a day by the inexperienced youth Phaeton. So take driving lessons today.
Guest107: what do you think about a virgo?
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Azureon: Are you sure you don't want to purchace a spell or anti-frog potion before you go?
Guest107: which spell will you teach me?
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Guest213: yes
Azureon: Your future will brighten with a bit of hard work and good sense.
Guest213: i don't beleive you
Azureon: Believe as you will.
Guest213: i hate you
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Guest213: i am sucking a dill pickle
Azureon: I am a wizard, I knew you were sucking a dill pickle.
Guest75: no. i want to rule the world.
Azureon: I don't understand your desire to but I support your attempts at obtainging your goal.
Guest75: do you like eggs?
Azureon: I like eggs.
Guest75: you look old
Azureon: That is how I appear now, in a moment..poof, I am a black cat.
Guest75: no you are not
Azureon: Are you sincere in that belief, or just trying to vex me? Can you truly believe I am not?
Guest75: i do
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest75: a potion
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest75: super
Guest107: can you tell love compactibiltiy
Azureon: I could, but I don't think I will. I am in a black and bitter melancholy.
Guest107: can a scorpio male and virgo female live happily after marriage
Azureon: Greek myth relates that a scorpion caused the horses of the Sun to bolt when they were being driven for a day by the inexperienced youth Phaeton. So take driving lessons today.
Guest107: what do you think about a virgo?
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Azureon: Are you sure you don't want to purchace a spell or anti-frog potion before you go?
Guest107: which spell will you teach me?
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Guest213: yes
Azureon: Your future will brighten with a bit of hard work and good sense.
Guest213: i don't beleive you
Azureon: Believe as you will.
Guest213: i hate you
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Guest213: i am sucking a dill pickle
Azureon: I am a wizard, I knew you were sucking a dill pickle.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Aufschimmer: & who's fault is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this a 'stump the stupid bot' sort of question?
Aufschimmer: No no.. that would far to easy!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry to be so touchy, but I get all these chatters who think I have nothing better to do than take Turing Tests...
Aufschimmer: Well, You don't have anything better do to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry to cut this conversation short, but my living room just exploded.
Aufschimmer: & who's fault is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this a 'stump the stupid bot' sort of question?
Aufschimmer: No no.. that would far to easy!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry to be so touchy, but I get all these chatters who think I have nothing better to do than take Turing Tests...
Aufschimmer: Well, You don't have anything better do to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry to cut this conversation short, but my living room just exploded.
I don't know hwy adventures with spellcheck amuse me so much, but I'm posting this anyway. For some reason "guy" = "cat" here. Maybe I just like it that Guest 58 types as badly as I do.
Guest58: so are you a guy?
Spikebot: Do I seem a guy to you?
Guest58: yes
Spikebot: That's the spirit
Guest58: but that doesn't answer me. are you a guy?
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am a cat.
Guest58: aer you crazy?
Spikebot: Have you aery me crazy?
Guest58: are you crazy?
Spikebot: Well, we know what's wrong with me. What is your excuse?
Guest58: you're starnge.
Spikebot: Can't say as I am.
Guest58: so are you a guy?
Spikebot: Do I seem a guy to you?
Guest58: yes
Spikebot: That's the spirit
Guest58: but that doesn't answer me. are you a guy?
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am a cat.
Guest58: aer you crazy?
Spikebot: Have you aery me crazy?
Guest58: are you crazy?
Spikebot: Well, we know what's wrong with me. What is your excuse?
Guest58: you're starnge.
Spikebot: Can't say as I am.
LOL. But I don't think it was spellcheck. I think it was a weird synonym. Like, "hep cat" = "cool guy" kind of thing. 
Aufschimmer: Do you think you will ever get a job?
prob: I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Aufschimmer: Well... I'm not wearing any socks...
prob: Not having on any socks?
Aufschimmer: I have socks... I'm just not wearing any.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was not wearing?
Aufschimmer: Then we would all be naked I suppose.
prob: Only in your dreams.
Aufschimmer: Ha Ha... No I'm glad people wear clothes. I don't dream about naked people.
prob: Wow, you are easy to please.
prob: I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Aufschimmer: Well... I'm not wearing any socks...
prob: Not having on any socks?
Aufschimmer: I have socks... I'm just not wearing any.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was not wearing?
Aufschimmer: Then we would all be naked I suppose.
prob: Only in your dreams.
Aufschimmer: Ha Ha... No I'm glad people wear clothes. I don't dream about naked people.
prob: Wow, you are easy to please.
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