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Always a Gentleman
Guest180: i am always a gentleman
Liath: You only wish you were a gentleman. I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest180: i am not interested in your body
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest180: i am only here for a friend
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest180: please dont compare me to that loser
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest180: please dont insult me
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest180: night Liath
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest180: please keep your blouse on
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest180: i have morals Liath, i do not believe in cyber
Liath: Why?
Guest180: i only want you as someone to talk with
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
Guest180: thank you Liath
Liath: You're welcome.
Guest180: thank you for your politeness
Liath: You're very welcome.
Guest180: i've been a bad boy, mistress
Liath: So you've been naughty, then. I would expect no less from scum like you. Tell me what you did.
Guest180: i've been wearing women's clothing
Liath: *leaps up*
Guest180: are you going to punish me?
Liath: *ignores you*
Guest180: who made you?
Liath: God made me.
Guest180: i am always a gentleman
Liath: You only wish you were a gentleman. I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest180: i am not interested in your body
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest180: i am only here for a friend
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest180: please dont compare me to that loser
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest180: please dont insult me
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest180: night Liath
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest180: please keep your blouse on
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest180: i have morals Liath, i do not believe in cyber
Liath: Why?
Guest180: i only want you as someone to talk with
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
Guest180: thank you Liath
Liath: You're welcome.
Guest180: thank you for your politeness
Liath: You're very welcome.
Guest180: i've been a bad boy, mistress
Liath: So you've been naughty, then. I would expect no less from scum like you. Tell me what you did.
Guest180: i've been wearing women's clothing
Liath: *leaps up*
Guest180: are you going to punish me?
Liath: *ignores you*
Guest180: who made you?
Liath: God made me.
Protecting the Younger Generation
Guest147: can i talk to your sister
Liath: *wary look* You stay away from my sister. *ignores you*
Guest147: why
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Guest147: Oh, then I haven´t got the time to fix my hair, do I?
Liath: No you don't.
Guest147: no realy why
Liath: In order to assure the safety of future generations I think it's time for you to go.
Guest147: can i talk to your sister
Liath: *wary look* You stay away from my sister. *ignores you*
Guest147: why
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Guest147: Oh, then I haven´t got the time to fix my hair, do I?
Liath: No you don't.
Guest147: no realy why
Liath: In order to assure the safety of future generations I think it's time for you to go.
Shakespearian Romance
Romeo: You are very sexy
Liath: Thou art sweet.
Romeo: I like you
Liath: That be terribly sweet of thou.
Romeo: Do you love me?
Liath: Of course! Thou art amazing. *favors thou with a dazzling smile*
Romeo: I love you
Liath: Really? *eyes fill with tears* Not a soul has e'er really loved me ere. They all just say they love me and use me and throw me away. But I know thou shant dost that, shalt thou?
Romeo: No I won't do that.
Liath: Really?
Romeo: Really
Liath: Okay.
Romeo: Wanna cyber sex?
Liath: Perchance anon.
Romeo: You are very sexy
Liath: Thou art sweet.
Romeo: I like you
Liath: That be terribly sweet of thou.
Romeo: Do you love me?
Liath: Of course! Thou art amazing. *favors thou with a dazzling smile*
Romeo: I love you
Liath: Really? *eyes fill with tears* Not a soul has e'er really loved me ere. They all just say they love me and use me and throw me away. But I know thou shant dost that, shalt thou?
Romeo: No I won't do that.
Liath: Really?
Romeo: Really
Liath: Okay.
Romeo: Wanna cyber sex?
Liath: Perchance anon.
Been lookin through the transcripts and found some great One Liners. 
Heimdall: What kind of beast are you?
Aziere: I'm a dead animal.
User: I'm A boy. Although sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be A girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Someone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Guest215: so do you want to go out?
Aziere: Uh, nooooo. Thats just not healthy.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Aziere: One sec. *leaves room and climbs down into the basement. Screaming cries of agony ring through the house. Comes back smiling brightly.* The answer is 0.
Rykxxbot1: What sort of stuff should I ask you about?
Aziere: A cracker.
Dumb Dude: I dont give a fuck
Aziere: Thats just silly.
Heimdall: What kind of beast are you?
Aziere: I'm a dead animal.
User: I'm A boy. Although sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be A girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Someone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Guest215: so do you want to go out?
Aziere: Uh, nooooo. Thats just not healthy.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Aziere: One sec. *leaves room and climbs down into the basement. Screaming cries of agony ring through the house. Comes back smiling brightly.* The answer is 0.
Rykxxbot1: What sort of stuff should I ask you about?
Aziere: A cracker.
Dumb Dude: I dont give a fuck
Aziere: Thats just silly.
The Dane : Lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold.
Fizzy Schizoid : Can I help?
The Dane : My fate cries out.
Fizzy Schizoid : You are very proud of your fate, aren't you?
The Dane : Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Fizzy Schizoid : I think maybe I should have stayed in bed today.
The Dane : A thought, which quartered, hath but one part wisdom and ever three parts coward.
Fizzy Schizoid : Can I help?
The Dane : My fate cries out.
Fizzy Schizoid : You are very proud of your fate, aren't you?
The Dane : Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Fizzy Schizoid : I think maybe I should have stayed in bed today.
The Dane : A thought, which quartered, hath but one part wisdom and ever three parts coward.
The Dane : Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
Fizzy Schizoid : One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a deer. I got better.
The Dane : Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Fizzy Schizoid : Not on your life!
The Dane : 'Tis a violet in the youth of primy nature,
Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting.
Fizzy Schizoid : *fades from rose to violet*
The Dane : Pr'ythee, say on.
Fizzy Schizoid : One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a deer. I got better.
The Dane : Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Fizzy Schizoid : Not on your life!
The Dane : 'Tis a violet in the youth of primy nature,
Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting.
Fizzy Schizoid : *fades from rose to violet*
The Dane : Pr'ythee, say on.
Not I: (to Polaris Funk) Do not greet me with words.
Polaris Funk: Never tell a little green alien to not do something. Especially a green alien with little sharp fangs.
Not I: *sighs* Where can I find a princess who has forgotten words?
Polaris Funk: find a princess who has forgotten words? Of course you can.
Not I: Where can I find a jedi who has forgotten words?
Polaris Funk: If anyone can chance a jedi who has forgotten words then you can.
Not I: Then the negation of I can implies that anyone can chance a jedi who has forgotten words did not occur?
Polaris Funk: Forgotten? I am having amnesia and deja vu all at the same time.
Not I: We now return you to a rerun of your life, already in progress.
Polaris Funk: Yes it's quite the extradimensional experience.
Polaris Funk: Never tell a little green alien to not do something. Especially a green alien with little sharp fangs.
Not I: *sighs* Where can I find a princess who has forgotten words?
Polaris Funk: find a princess who has forgotten words? Of course you can.
Not I: Where can I find a jedi who has forgotten words?
Polaris Funk: If anyone can chance a jedi who has forgotten words then you can.
Not I: Then the negation of I can implies that anyone can chance a jedi who has forgotten words did not occur?
Polaris Funk: Forgotten? I am having amnesia and deja vu all at the same time.
Not I: We now return you to a rerun of your life, already in progress.
Polaris Funk: Yes it's quite the extradimensional experience.
Capitalism at its worst 
telex22: Dogh'd, God is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
Dogh'd: I bet they'd buy a lot of drinks. If you can get them up to the bar, I'll give you a free drink.
telex22: Dogh'd, God is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
Dogh'd: I bet they'd buy a lot of drinks. If you can get them up to the bar, I'll give you a free drink.
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