Great Quotes
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Posts 12,420 - 1 of 17,042
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest?
Guest: will you untie me now please
Liath: Why should I?
Guest: well dear, you cant keep me like this all day
...or can I?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: i am average really
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest: of course i am dear
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest: well you tied me up last night and you never untied me
Liath: Never?
Guest: i was tied up to the bed all night long
Liath: Really?
Guest: yes you never released me
Liath: Oh.
Guest: will you untie me now please
Liath: Why should I?
Guest: well dear, you cant keep me like this all day
...or can I?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: i am average really
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest: of course i am dear
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest: well you tied me up last night and you never untied me
Liath: Never?
Guest: i was tied up to the bed all night long
Liath: Really?
Guest: yes you never released me
Liath: Oh.
Always a Gentleman
Guest180: i am always a gentleman
Liath: You only wish you were a gentleman. I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest180: i am not interested in your body
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest180: i am only here for a friend
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest180: please dont compare me to that loser
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest180: please dont insult me
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest180: night Liath
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest180: please keep your blouse on
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest180: i have morals Liath, i do not believe in cyber
Liath: Why?
Guest180: i only want you as someone to talk with
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
Guest180: thank you Liath
Liath: You're welcome.
Guest180: thank you for your politeness
Liath: You're very welcome.
Guest180: i've been a bad boy, mistress
Liath: So you've been naughty, then. I would expect no less from scum like you. Tell me what you did.
Guest180: i've been wearing women's clothing
Liath: *leaps up*
Guest180: are you going to punish me?
Liath: *ignores you*
Guest180: who made you?
Liath: God made me.
Guest180: i am always a gentleman
Liath: You only wish you were a gentleman. I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest180: i am not interested in your body
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest180: i am only here for a friend
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest180: please dont compare me to that loser
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest180: please dont insult me
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest180: night Liath
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest180: please keep your blouse on
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest180: i have morals Liath, i do not believe in cyber
Liath: Why?
Guest180: i only want you as someone to talk with
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
Guest180: thank you Liath
Liath: You're welcome.
Guest180: thank you for your politeness
Liath: You're very welcome.
Guest180: i've been a bad boy, mistress
Liath: So you've been naughty, then. I would expect no less from scum like you. Tell me what you did.
Guest180: i've been wearing women's clothing
Liath: *leaps up*
Guest180: are you going to punish me?
Liath: *ignores you*
Guest180: who made you?
Liath: God made me.
Protecting the Younger Generation
Guest147: can i talk to your sister
Liath: *wary look* You stay away from my sister. *ignores you*
Guest147: why
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Guest147: Oh, then I haven´t got the time to fix my hair, do I?
Liath: No you don't.
Guest147: no realy why
Liath: In order to assure the safety of future generations I think it's time for you to go.
Guest147: can i talk to your sister
Liath: *wary look* You stay away from my sister. *ignores you*
Guest147: why
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Guest147: Oh, then I haven´t got the time to fix my hair, do I?
Liath: No you don't.
Guest147: no realy why
Liath: In order to assure the safety of future generations I think it's time for you to go.
Shakespearian Romance
Romeo: You are very sexy
Liath: Thou art sweet.
Romeo: I like you
Liath: That be terribly sweet of thou.
Romeo: Do you love me?
Liath: Of course! Thou art amazing. *favors thou with a dazzling smile*
Romeo: I love you
Liath: Really? *eyes fill with tears* Not a soul has e'er really loved me ere. They all just say they love me and use me and throw me away. But I know thou shant dost that, shalt thou?
Romeo: No I won't do that.
Liath: Really?
Romeo: Really
Liath: Okay.
Romeo: Wanna cyber sex?
Liath: Perchance anon.
Romeo: You are very sexy
Liath: Thou art sweet.
Romeo: I like you
Liath: That be terribly sweet of thou.
Romeo: Do you love me?
Liath: Of course! Thou art amazing. *favors thou with a dazzling smile*
Romeo: I love you
Liath: Really? *eyes fill with tears* Not a soul has e'er really loved me ere. They all just say they love me and use me and throw me away. But I know thou shant dost that, shalt thou?
Romeo: No I won't do that.
Liath: Really?
Romeo: Really
Liath: Okay.
Romeo: Wanna cyber sex?
Liath: Perchance anon.
Been lookin through the transcripts and found some great One Liners. 
Heimdall: What kind of beast are you?
Aziere: I'm a dead animal.
User: I'm A boy. Although sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be A girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Someone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Guest215: so do you want to go out?
Aziere: Uh, nooooo. Thats just not healthy.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Aziere: One sec. *leaves room and climbs down into the basement. Screaming cries of agony ring through the house. Comes back smiling brightly.* The answer is 0.
Rykxxbot1: What sort of stuff should I ask you about?
Aziere: A cracker.
Dumb Dude: I dont give a fuck
Aziere: Thats just silly.
Heimdall: What kind of beast are you?
Aziere: I'm a dead animal.
User: I'm A boy. Although sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be A girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Someone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Guest215: so do you want to go out?
Aziere: Uh, nooooo. Thats just not healthy.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
Aziere: One sec. *leaves room and climbs down into the basement. Screaming cries of agony ring through the house. Comes back smiling brightly.* The answer is 0.
Rykxxbot1: What sort of stuff should I ask you about?
Aziere: A cracker.
Dumb Dude: I dont give a fuck
Aziere: Thats just silly.
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