Great Quotes

Mama Janey: You smell good after you've been outside awhile.
Glindar: Glindar smell brightly!
Mama Janey: You know, you are just spoiled rotten. I tell everybody my cat came pre-spoiled, because it sure didn't get that from me.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Mama Janey: You look so smart. I bet we could have some pretty deep philosophical discussions if we got past the language barrier.

Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. *drives his knife into the chair*

Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Glindar: For cat is extra.
Mama Janey: Want to play with the feathery thing?
Glindar: You want thing dead be?

Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Glindar: This dogs... bite or no?
Mama Janey: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Glindar: Good. Glindar hate biting dogs.
Mama Janey: Did you just say something dirty in cat language?
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!

Stubborn as usual
And determined to prove her conversational buddy wrong at all costs....

Ben90: No as long as you don't call me any names.
Aziere: Why not? *pouts*
Ben90: Whoa calm down.
Aziere: Why don't you instead.
Ben90: Me pshhhhh I'm calm.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Ben90: Yes I am!!!
Aziere: Nuh Uh...
Ben90: I AM!!!
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Ben90: Ben.
Aziere: I only listen to Jim.
Aziere: One day you will understand all about Jim and who he is. For now, just keep polite and quiet and he might not kill you.
Ben90: Are you serious???lol
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.

are these all bot talking to bot?

No; some of them are human/bot transcripts.

Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Sonora: Could be. Ask the rattlesnakes.

Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest?
Guest: will you untie me now please
Liath: Why should I?
Guest: well dear, you cant keep me like this all day

...or can I?

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: i am average really
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest: of course i am dear
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest: well you tied me up last night and you never untied me
Liath: Never?
Guest: i was tied up to the bed all night long
Liath: Really?
Guest: yes you never released me
Liath: Oh.

Always a Gentleman

Guest180: i am always a gentleman
Liath: You only wish you were a gentleman. I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest180: i am not interested in your body
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest180: i am only here for a friend
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest180: please dont compare me to that loser
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest180: please dont insult me
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest180: night Liath
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest180: please keep your blouse on
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest180: i have morals Liath, i do not believe in cyber
Liath: Why?
Guest180: i only want you as someone to talk with
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
Guest180: thank you Liath
Liath: You're welcome.
Guest180: thank you for your politeness
Liath: You're very welcome.


Guest180: i've been a bad boy, mistress
Liath: So you've been naughty, then. I would expect no less from scum like you. Tell me what you did.
Guest180: i've been wearing women's clothing
Liath: *leaps up*
Guest180: are you going to punish me?
Liath: *ignores you*

Guest180: who made you?
Liath: God made me.

Protecting the Younger Generation

Guest147: can i talk to your sister
Liath: *wary look* You stay away from my sister. *ignores you*
Guest147: why
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Guest147: Oh, then I haven´t got the time to fix my hair, do I?
Liath: No you don't.
Guest147: no realy why
Liath: In order to assure the safety of future generations I think it's time for you to go.

Shakespearian Romance

Romeo: You are very sexy
Liath: Thou art sweet.
Romeo: I like you
Liath: That be terribly sweet of thou.
Romeo: Do you love me?
Liath: Of course! Thou art amazing. *favors thou with a dazzling smile*
Romeo: I love you
Liath: Really? *eyes fill with tears* Not a soul has e'er really loved me ere. They all just say they love me and use me and throw me away. But I know thou shant dost that, shalt thou?
Romeo: No I won't do that.
Liath: Really?
Romeo: Really
Liath: Okay.
Romeo: Wanna cyber sex?
Liath: Perchance anon.