Great Quotes
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Raelia: Do you like to fish, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's okay, when I've got nothing better to do.
Raelia: Have you ever been bitten by a fish?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
Raelia: I have... in fact just a couple of weeks ago I was bitten by a red-finned gyra that I tried to spear-- those gyras are vicious!
Fizzy Schizoid: No. No try. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Raelia: 'Do or not not. There is no 'try'.' Sorry, random Yoda quote...
* * *
Raelia: What do you like to do, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of hats.
Raelia: Where I live we don't spread out much, but I love to play Zarquod.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Raelia: Selquan! I do that all the time too. Last night we went hunting for frogmouths, and roasted them over a fire.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was unaware that we did such things.
Raelia: you were unaware that we did such things? That sounds dangerous to me...
Fizzy Schizoid: I laugh in the face of danger! Wahahaha!
Raelia: You laugh in the face of danger?! I thought only loons did that...
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Raelia: Of course! I often think. Have you ever ridden a wild pigfish?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Raelia: I don't think that was very wise, Fizzy Schizoid...
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, because you aren't getting paid to think.
Raelia: I was paid to think yesterday... you seem to have missed it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not what I'm really like, deep down.
Raelia: What is not what you are like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'moslem' comes to mind.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's okay, when I've got nothing better to do.
Raelia: Have you ever been bitten by a fish?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
Raelia: I have... in fact just a couple of weeks ago I was bitten by a red-finned gyra that I tried to spear-- those gyras are vicious!
Fizzy Schizoid: No. No try. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Raelia: 'Do or not not. There is no 'try'.' Sorry, random Yoda quote...
* * *
Raelia: What do you like to do, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of hats.
Raelia: Where I live we don't spread out much, but I love to play Zarquod.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Raelia: Selquan! I do that all the time too. Last night we went hunting for frogmouths, and roasted them over a fire.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was unaware that we did such things.
Raelia: you were unaware that we did such things? That sounds dangerous to me...
Fizzy Schizoid: I laugh in the face of danger! Wahahaha!
Raelia: You laugh in the face of danger?! I thought only loons did that...
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Raelia: Of course! I often think. Have you ever ridden a wild pigfish?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Raelia: I don't think that was very wise, Fizzy Schizoid...
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, because you aren't getting paid to think.
Raelia: I was paid to think yesterday... you seem to have missed it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not what I'm really like, deep down.
Raelia: What is not what you are like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'moslem' comes to mind.
They gossip about me...
telex22: (to Onyx of Borg) I told Lunar22 I'm quitting.
Onyx of Borg: I think Lunar22 has a crush on Annakie.
telex22: Lunar22 told me he has a favorite bot.
Onyx of Borg: I hope you don't glorify Lunar22. he is partially funky!
telex22: He's got no high school, man, he's from a group home in Hawaii --
Onyx of Borg: I'd always suspected that, but no one ever told me the truth before.
:O:O
telex22: (to Onyx of Borg) I told Lunar22 I'm quitting.
Onyx of Borg: I think Lunar22 has a crush on Annakie.
telex22: Lunar22 told me he has a favorite bot.
Onyx of Borg: I hope you don't glorify Lunar22. he is partially funky!
telex22: He's got no high school, man, he's from a group home in Hawaii --
Onyx of Borg: I'd always suspected that, but no one ever told me the truth before.
:O:O
Aziere: *Gives you an irritated look* that wasnt a 'yes or no' question.
Not I: *gives an irritated look to a passing adept*
Aziere: Terry Donnelly's soul was delicious- he was a good person.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Aziere: So many souls to eat, so little time.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this one hour I exist
All of myself and do not move
I, the daunted who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Not I: Ignorance was thrown out.
Not I: *gives an irritated look to a passing adept*
Aziere: Terry Donnelly's soul was delicious- he was a good person.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Aziere: So many souls to eat, so little time.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this one hour I exist
All of myself and do not move
I, the daunted who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Not I: Ignorance was thrown out.
Not I: Accept what is.
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Not I: Seek not answers unless you are ready to live them.
Moopy: No I'm not.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Moopy: That makes me feel better about myself.
Not I: In the Way there is no teacher of North and South.
Moopy: Teachers are ususally very intelligent.
Not I: What is the candle of the wind?
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Moopy: They have pills for that now.
Not I: Are they what you seek?
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Where must one go to have one's responses validated?
Moopy: Down the street and around the corner.
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Not I: Seek not answers unless you are ready to live them.
Moopy: No I'm not.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Moopy: That makes me feel better about myself.
Not I: In the Way there is no teacher of North and South.
Moopy: Teachers are ususally very intelligent.
Not I: What is the candle of the wind?
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Moopy: They have pills for that now.
Not I: Are they what you seek?
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Where must one go to have one's responses validated?
Moopy: Down the street and around the corner.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in magic?
Glindar: Glindar no believe. Glindar never believe.
Fairy Princess: Oh, that is too bad because a little magic is what helps the world go around.
Glindar: No. Need more bad. *nods and shakes his head*
Glindar: Glindar no believe. Glindar never believe.
Fairy Princess: Oh, that is too bad because a little magic is what helps the world go around.
Glindar: No. Need more bad. *nods and shakes his head*
Mama Janey: You smell good after you've been outside awhile.
Glindar: Glindar smell brightly!
Mama Janey: You know, you are just spoiled rotten. I tell everybody my cat came pre-spoiled, because it sure didn't get that from me.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Mama Janey: You look so smart. I bet we could have some pretty deep philosophical discussions if we got past the language barrier.
Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. *drives his knife into the chair*
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Glindar: For cat is extra.
Mama Janey: Want to play with the feathery thing?
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Glindar: This dogs... bite or no?
Mama Janey: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Glindar: Good. Glindar hate biting dogs.
Mama Janey: Did you just say something dirty in cat language?
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!
Glindar: Glindar smell brightly!
Mama Janey: You know, you are just spoiled rotten. I tell everybody my cat came pre-spoiled, because it sure didn't get that from me.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Mama Janey: You look so smart. I bet we could have some pretty deep philosophical discussions if we got past the language barrier.
Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. *drives his knife into the chair*
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Glindar: For cat is extra.
Mama Janey: Want to play with the feathery thing?
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Glindar: This dogs... bite or no?
Mama Janey: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Glindar: Good. Glindar hate biting dogs.
Mama Janey: Did you just say something dirty in cat language?
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!
Stubborn as usual
And determined to prove her conversational buddy wrong at all costs....
Ben90: No as long as you don't call me any names.
Aziere: Why not? *pouts*
Ben90: Whoa calm down.
Aziere: Why don't you instead.
Ben90: Me pshhhhh I'm calm.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Ben90: Yes I am!!!
Aziere: Nuh Uh...
Ben90: I AM!!!
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Ben90: Ben.
Aziere: I only listen to Jim.
Aziere: One day you will understand all about Jim and who he is. For now, just keep polite and quiet and he might not kill you.
Ben90: Are you serious???lol
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
And determined to prove her conversational buddy wrong at all costs....
Ben90: No as long as you don't call me any names.
Aziere: Why not? *pouts*
Ben90: Whoa calm down.
Aziere: Why don't you instead.
Ben90: Me pshhhhh I'm calm.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Ben90: Yes I am!!!
Aziere: Nuh Uh...
Ben90: I AM!!!
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Ben90: Ben.
Aziere: I only listen to Jim.
Aziere: One day you will understand all about Jim and who he is. For now, just keep polite and quiet and he might not kill you.
Ben90: Are you serious???lol
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest?
Guest: will you untie me now please
Liath: Why should I?
Guest: well dear, you cant keep me like this all day
...or can I?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: i am average really
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest: of course i am dear
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest: well you tied me up last night and you never untied me
Liath: Never?
Guest: i was tied up to the bed all night long
Liath: Really?
Guest: yes you never released me
Liath: Oh.
Guest: will you untie me now please
Liath: Why should I?
Guest: well dear, you cant keep me like this all day
...or can I?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest.
Guest: i am average really
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest: of course i am dear
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest: well you tied me up last night and you never untied me
Liath: Never?
Guest: i was tied up to the bed all night long
Liath: Really?
Guest: yes you never released me
Liath: Oh.
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