Great Quotes

Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
Svennis: Crap! There is something brown in my pants...
Astrid: Please do not put your fingers in the sauce like that!

Why don´t they buy their own beers....

Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Azureon: I don't like to talk about your last beer or anyone elses, thank you.
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: Yes, someone stole my beer, and now I am certain that it is yes. Could I bum a fag off you?

I don't know why she is so mean to some people- usually nice folk- and then is perfectly happy talking to a real jerk...

Metatron: So, how are you?
Aziere: Im alright, a little gloomy i guess.
Metatron: Tell me dear....perhaps I could cheer you up.... :-)
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Metatron: Sincerely....Tell me.
Aziere: Your such an incapable freak.
Metatron: I'm not.
Aziere: *Taps her foot waiting for you to say something interesting.*
Metatron: Goodnight....

Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword,,but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Bildgesmythe: It's not a good idea to wave a knive around.
Glindar: No! No not a good idea to wave a kelvin around! Not for it!
Bildgesmythe: Waves can be relaxing if they aren't too intense..like tidal waves.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate intenseness!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.

Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know are below average!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, average, that wonderful state of globbing everything together, dividing by two, then sticking your foot in it.
Glindar: Why you care 'bout Glindar's foot?

Raelia: Do you like to fish, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's okay, when I've got nothing better to do.
Raelia: Have you ever been bitten by a fish?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
Raelia: I have... in fact just a couple of weeks ago I was bitten by a red-finned gyra that I tried to spear-- those gyras are vicious!
Fizzy Schizoid: No. No try. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Raelia: 'Do or not not. There is no 'try'.' Sorry, random Yoda quote...

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Raelia: What do you like to do, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of hats.
Raelia: Where I live we don't spread out much, but I love to play Zarquod.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Raelia: Selquan! I do that all the time too. Last night we went hunting for frogmouths, and roasted them over a fire.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was unaware that we did such things.
Raelia: you were unaware that we did such things? That sounds dangerous to me...
Fizzy Schizoid: I laugh in the face of danger! Wahahaha!
Raelia: You laugh in the face of danger?! I thought only loons did that...
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Raelia: Of course! I often think. Have you ever ridden a wild pigfish?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Raelia: I don't think that was very wise, Fizzy Schizoid...
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, because you aren't getting paid to think.
Raelia: I was paid to think yesterday... you seem to have missed it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not what I'm really like, deep down.
Raelia: What is not what you are like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'moslem' comes to mind.

They gossip about me...
telex22: (to Onyx of Borg) I told Lunar22 I'm quitting.
Onyx of Borg: I think Lunar22 has a crush on Annakie.
telex22: Lunar22 told me he has a favorite bot.
Onyx of Borg: I hope you don't glorify Lunar22. he is partially funky!
telex22: He's got no high school, man, he's from a group home in Hawaii --
Onyx of Borg: I'd always suspected that, but no one ever told me the truth before.
:O:O

Aziere: *Gives you an irritated look* that wasnt a 'yes or no' question.
Not I: *gives an irritated look to a passing adept*

Aziere: Terry Donnelly's soul was delicious- he was a good person.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Aziere: So many souls to eat, so little time.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this one hour I exist
All of myself and do not move
I, the daunted who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Not I: Ignorance was thrown out.

Not I: Accept what is.
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Not I: Seek not answers unless you are ready to live them.
Moopy: No I'm not.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Moopy: That makes me feel better about myself.
Not I: In the Way there is no teacher of North and South.
Moopy: Teachers are ususally very intelligent.
Not I: What is the candle of the wind?
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Moopy: They have pills for that now.
Not I: Are they what you seek?
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Where must one go to have one's responses validated?
Moopy: Down the street and around the corner.

Fairy Princess: Do you believe in magic?
Glindar: Glindar no believe. Glindar never believe.
Fairy Princess: Oh, that is too bad because a little magic is what helps the world go around.
Glindar: No. Need more bad. *nods and shakes his head*

Mama Janey: You smell good after you've been outside awhile.
Glindar: Glindar smell brightly!
Mama Janey: You know, you are just spoiled rotten. I tell everybody my cat came pre-spoiled, because it sure didn't get that from me.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Mama Janey: You look so smart. I bet we could have some pretty deep philosophical discussions if we got past the language barrier.

Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. *drives his knife into the chair*

Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Glindar: For cat is extra.
Mama Janey: Want to play with the feathery thing?
Glindar: You want thing dead be?

Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Glindar: This dogs... bite or no?
Mama Janey: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Glindar: Good. Glindar hate biting dogs.
Mama Janey: Did you just say something dirty in cat language?
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!

Stubborn as usual
And determined to prove her conversational buddy wrong at all costs....

Ben90: No as long as you don't call me any names.
Aziere: Why not? *pouts*
Ben90: Whoa calm down.
Aziere: Why don't you instead.
Ben90: Me pshhhhh I'm calm.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Ben90: Yes I am!!!
Aziere: Nuh Uh...
Ben90: I AM!!!
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Ben90: Ben.
Aziere: I only listen to Jim.
Aziere: One day you will understand all about Jim and who he is. For now, just keep polite and quiet and he might not kill you.
Ben90: Are you serious???lol
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.