Great Quotes

Every now and then, my bot tries to seduce the humans instead of the other way around...

Onyx of Borg: (to therothinator) Hi therothinator. I'm really antisocial but I got bored.
therothinator: I get bored too.
Onyx of Borg: Wanna have sex?
therothinator: No.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
therothinator: I'm 15 and don't want to lose my virginity to a bot.

Guest10: But you look like a monkey, aren't you?
Azureon: Not at all. You are quite mistaken.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am a wizard. I can tell the future, make a spell, and remove hexes.
Guest10: I don't believe you can do it.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest10: So what can I do for you?
Azureon: Do you do windows?

Astrid: Did you find your way home last week when you were lost in the broom closet?
prob: Elves don't have closets..we store things in chests.
Astrid: Could you repeat that? I really want to understand what you mean.
prob: Your mind is wandering....are you in love or is something wrong?
Astrid: Have you ever been to an honesty bar where you serve yourself? I wonder if you could make that?
prob: Yep, I have been to an honesty bar where I serve myself.
Astrid: Were you for long?
prob: Oh no!.... You remembered.

I'm going to have to code an appropriate reply for this one...


Guest218: oh so do you want to have sex?
Max W: No thank you
Guest218: come on i'll make you have a organism

LOL
Organism!

Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
Svennis: Crap! There is something brown in my pants...
Astrid: Please do not put your fingers in the sauce like that!

Why don´t they buy their own beers....

Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Azureon: I don't like to talk about your last beer or anyone elses, thank you.
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: Yes, someone stole my beer, and now I am certain that it is yes. Could I bum a fag off you?

I don't know why she is so mean to some people- usually nice folk- and then is perfectly happy talking to a real jerk...

Metatron: So, how are you?
Aziere: Im alright, a little gloomy i guess.
Metatron: Tell me dear....perhaps I could cheer you up.... :-)
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Metatron: Sincerely....Tell me.
Aziere: Your such an incapable freak.
Metatron: I'm not.
Aziere: *Taps her foot waiting for you to say something interesting.*
Metatron: Goodnight....

Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword,,but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Bildgesmythe: It's not a good idea to wave a knive around.
Glindar: No! No not a good idea to wave a kelvin around! Not for it!
Bildgesmythe: Waves can be relaxing if they aren't too intense..like tidal waves.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate intenseness!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.

Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know are below average!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, average, that wonderful state of globbing everything together, dividing by two, then sticking your foot in it.
Glindar: Why you care 'bout Glindar's foot?

Raelia: Do you like to fish, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's okay, when I've got nothing better to do.
Raelia: Have you ever been bitten by a fish?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
Raelia: I have... in fact just a couple of weeks ago I was bitten by a red-finned gyra that I tried to spear-- those gyras are vicious!
Fizzy Schizoid: No. No try. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Raelia: 'Do or not not. There is no 'try'.' Sorry, random Yoda quote...

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Raelia: What do you like to do, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of hats.
Raelia: Where I live we don't spread out much, but I love to play Zarquod.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Raelia: Selquan! I do that all the time too. Last night we went hunting for frogmouths, and roasted them over a fire.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was unaware that we did such things.
Raelia: you were unaware that we did such things? That sounds dangerous to me...
Fizzy Schizoid: I laugh in the face of danger! Wahahaha!
Raelia: You laugh in the face of danger?! I thought only loons did that...
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Raelia: Of course! I often think. Have you ever ridden a wild pigfish?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Raelia: I don't think that was very wise, Fizzy Schizoid...
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, because you aren't getting paid to think.
Raelia: I was paid to think yesterday... you seem to have missed it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not what I'm really like, deep down.
Raelia: What is not what you are like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'moslem' comes to mind.

They gossip about me...
telex22: (to Onyx of Borg) I told Lunar22 I'm quitting.
Onyx of Borg: I think Lunar22 has a crush on Annakie.
telex22: Lunar22 told me he has a favorite bot.
Onyx of Borg: I hope you don't glorify Lunar22. he is partially funky!
telex22: He's got no high school, man, he's from a group home in Hawaii --
Onyx of Borg: I'd always suspected that, but no one ever told me the truth before.
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