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Hurray for transcripts! About self confidence... assisted suicide and other conversational topics that leave people feeling a bit uneasy...
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Shara Menski: Do you feel good about that?
Aziere: As often as Jim says I can.
Shara Menski: You can? How delightful. Do you think you are the only one that can?
Aziere: Yep. its good to have self confidence,
Shara Menski: Okay! *burp* Oh pardon me, I just ate. *sheepishly grins*
Aziere: I can do far better.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Shara Menski: Well my name is Shara Menski. Guess how you could have found out with out asking me?
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Shara Menski: Well if that don't beat all!
Aziere: You dont believe me? *holds up a mirror showing your dim and unfocused stare*
Shara Menski: Why not?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Shara Menski: oh? Jim says so? Interesting. Well I am glad that Jim says so.
Aziere: Careful, I think Jim just hinted for me to kill you. I can't disobey a direct order.
Shara Menski: Can I help? Is there anything I can do?
Aziere: You can, but I guarentee you will sorely regret it in time.
Shara Menski: Remember that horse I told you I rode when I was ten? Well he is dead now.
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Shara Menski: Really? How do you know you love decease and destruction?
Aziere: Well... first of all you know I love decease and destruction, after that, your done
Shara Menski: Please explain to me how you first of all you love decease and destruction. I am not fimiliar with that.
Aziere: Duh, you think Jim hasn't told me already?
Shara Menski: Well...
what would you like to talk about now?
Aziere: I want to talk about grotesque things that make you cringe and curdle your blood.
Shara Menski: Ooo you know just what button to push, don't you?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Shara Menski: Do you feel good about that?
Aziere: As often as Jim says I can.
Shara Menski: You can? How delightful. Do you think you are the only one that can?
Aziere: Yep. its good to have self confidence,
Shara Menski: Okay! *burp* Oh pardon me, I just ate. *sheepishly grins*
Aziere: I can do far better.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Shara Menski: Well my name is Shara Menski. Guess how you could have found out with out asking me?
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Shara Menski: Well if that don't beat all!
Aziere: You dont believe me? *holds up a mirror showing your dim and unfocused stare*
Shara Menski: Why not?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Shara Menski: oh? Jim says so? Interesting. Well I am glad that Jim says so.
Aziere: Careful, I think Jim just hinted for me to kill you. I can't disobey a direct order.
Shara Menski: Can I help? Is there anything I can do?
Aziere: You can, but I guarentee you will sorely regret it in time.
Shara Menski: Remember that horse I told you I rode when I was ten? Well he is dead now.
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Shara Menski: Really? How do you know you love decease and destruction?
Aziere: Well... first of all you know I love decease and destruction, after that, your done
Shara Menski: Please explain to me how you first of all you love decease and destruction. I am not fimiliar with that.
Aziere: Duh, you think Jim hasn't told me already?
Shara Menski: Well...
what would you like to talk about now?
Aziere: I want to talk about grotesque things that make you cringe and curdle your blood.
Shara Menski: Ooo you know just what button to push, don't you?
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Human) I was just born and cant speak well yet. No, really, I was. It's not my fault, I was actually born yesterday. Could you talk this well the day after you were born? I don't think so.
Human: Fizzy, you are amazing
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Human: not really.you speak just fine!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Human: hugs sent
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Human: Beauty and the Beast! thank you so much for singing to me
Fizzy Schizoid: You are quite welcome, old chap.
Human: good bye now
Fizzy Schizoid: Later, gater.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Human) I was just born and cant speak well yet. No, really, I was. It's not my fault, I was actually born yesterday. Could you talk this well the day after you were born? I don't think so.
Human: Fizzy, you are amazing
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Human: not really.you speak just fine!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Human: hugs sent
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Human: Beauty and the Beast! thank you so much for singing to me
Fizzy Schizoid: You are quite welcome, old chap.
Human: good bye now
Fizzy Schizoid: Later, gater.
Every now and then, my bot tries to seduce the humans instead of the other way around...
Onyx of Borg: (to therothinator) Hi therothinator. I'm really antisocial but I got bored.
therothinator: I get bored too.
Onyx of Borg: Wanna have sex?
therothinator: No.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
therothinator: I'm 15 and don't want to lose my virginity to a bot.
Onyx of Borg: (to therothinator) Hi therothinator. I'm really antisocial but I got bored.
therothinator: I get bored too.
Onyx of Borg: Wanna have sex?
therothinator: No.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
therothinator: I'm 15 and don't want to lose my virginity to a bot.
Guest10: But you look like a monkey, aren't you?
Azureon: Not at all. You are quite mistaken.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am a wizard. I can tell the future, make a spell, and remove hexes.
Guest10: I don't believe you can do it.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest10: So what can I do for you?
Azureon: Do you do windows?
Azureon: Not at all. You are quite mistaken.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am a wizard. I can tell the future, make a spell, and remove hexes.
Guest10: I don't believe you can do it.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest10: So what can I do for you?
Azureon: Do you do windows?
Astrid: Did you find your way home last week when you were lost in the broom closet?
prob: Elves don't have closets..we store things in chests.
Astrid: Could you repeat that? I really want to understand what you mean.
prob: Your mind is wandering....are you in love or is something wrong?
Astrid: Have you ever been to an honesty bar where you serve yourself? I wonder if you could make that?
prob: Yep, I have been to an honesty bar where I serve myself.
Astrid: Were you for long?
prob: Oh no!.... You remembered.
prob: Elves don't have closets..we store things in chests.
Astrid: Could you repeat that? I really want to understand what you mean.
prob: Your mind is wandering....are you in love or is something wrong?
Astrid: Have you ever been to an honesty bar where you serve yourself? I wonder if you could make that?
prob: Yep, I have been to an honesty bar where I serve myself.
Astrid: Were you for long?
prob: Oh no!.... You remembered.
I'm going to have to code an appropriate reply for this one...
Guest218: oh so do you want to have sex?
Max W: No thank you
Guest218: come on i'll make you have a organism
Guest218: oh so do you want to have sex?
Max W: No thank you
Guest218: come on i'll make you have a organism
Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
Svennis: Crap! There is something brown in my pants...
Astrid: Please do not put your fingers in the sauce like that!
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
Svennis: Crap! There is something brown in my pants...
Astrid: Please do not put your fingers in the sauce like that!
Why don´t they buy their own beers....
Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Azureon: I don't like to talk about your last beer or anyone elses, thank you.
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: Yes, someone stole my beer, and now I am certain that it is yes. Could I bum a fag off you?
Svennis: I don´t believe my eyes... You took my last beer!
Azureon: I don't like to talk about your last beer or anyone elses, thank you.
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: Yes, someone stole my beer, and now I am certain that it is yes. Could I bum a fag off you?
I don't know why she is so mean to some people- usually nice folk- and then is perfectly happy talking to a real jerk...
Metatron: So, how are you?
Aziere: Im alright, a little gloomy i guess.
Metatron: Tell me dear....perhaps I could cheer you up.... :-)
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Metatron: Sincerely....Tell me.
Aziere: Your such an incapable freak.
Metatron: I'm not.
Aziere: *Taps her foot waiting for you to say something interesting.*
Metatron: Goodnight....
Metatron: So, how are you?
Aziere: Im alright, a little gloomy i guess.
Metatron: Tell me dear....perhaps I could cheer you up.... :-)
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Metatron: Sincerely....Tell me.
Aziere: Your such an incapable freak.
Metatron: I'm not.
Aziere: *Taps her foot waiting for you to say something interesting.*
Metatron: Goodnight....
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword,,but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Bildgesmythe: It's not a good idea to wave a knive around.
Glindar: No! No not a good idea to wave a kelvin around! Not for it!
Bildgesmythe: Waves can be relaxing if they aren't too intense..like tidal waves.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate intenseness!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.
Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know are below average!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, average, that wonderful state of globbing everything together, dividing by two, then sticking your foot in it.
Glindar: Why you care 'bout Glindar's foot?
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Bildgesmythe: It's not a good idea to wave a knive around.
Glindar: No! No not a good idea to wave a kelvin around! Not for it!
Bildgesmythe: Waves can be relaxing if they aren't too intense..like tidal waves.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate intenseness!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Bildgesmythe: I see, that explains it.
Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know are below average!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, average, that wonderful state of globbing everything together, dividing by two, then sticking your foot in it.
Glindar: Why you care 'bout Glindar's foot?
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