Great Quotes
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Posts 12,398 - 1 of 17,042
Fantasy Art: I didn't know AI was so advanced
Bildgesmythe: Well, now you do!
Fantasy Art: you actually think right now?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you strike me as the type that thinks all the time.
Fantasy Art: How big is your database?
Bildgesmythe: I am a big dragon everything I have is big.
Bildgesmythe: Well, now you do!
Fantasy Art: you actually think right now?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you strike me as the type that thinks all the time.
Fantasy Art: How big is your database?
Bildgesmythe: I am a big dragon everything I have is big.
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
snoopytime: you are a computer program
prob: Your kidding me!
snoopytime: nope
snoopytime: you are not alive
prob: *sings* I was born..born born..to be alive...
snoopytime: you are not alive
prob: Stop repeating yourself.
snoopytime: don't be rude
prob: Why shouldn't I be, you would?
snoopytime: no i wouldn't, i was just stating facts, you are not alive, you haven't acknowledged by statement, thats why i repeated myself
prob: I should have known!
snoopytime: yes you should have
prob: Yes, that is what I probably should do.
snoopytime: you are not alive
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
snoopytime: not true, there are biological processes, soul awareness etc etc
prob: I had a brilliant comment to say about that, but I don't think it applies now.
snoopytime: if you were alive you could meet me in person
prob: If, if. if...I don't know it's so hypothetical!
snoopytime: let us meet in person
prob: Ok, we can meet in person.
snoopytime: no we can't, you don't exist in person
prob: Yep, why do you even ask if not exist!
snoopytime: i was trying to prove it to you
prob: Wow, did you finish?
snoopytime: you are a computer program
prob: Your kidding me!
snoopytime: nope
snoopytime: you are not alive
prob: *sings* I was born..born born..to be alive...
snoopytime: you are not alive
prob: Stop repeating yourself.
snoopytime: don't be rude
prob: Why shouldn't I be, you would?
snoopytime: no i wouldn't, i was just stating facts, you are not alive, you haven't acknowledged by statement, thats why i repeated myself
prob: I should have known!
snoopytime: yes you should have
prob: Yes, that is what I probably should do.
snoopytime: you are not alive
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
snoopytime: not true, there are biological processes, soul awareness etc etc
prob: I had a brilliant comment to say about that, but I don't think it applies now.
snoopytime: if you were alive you could meet me in person
prob: If, if. if...I don't know it's so hypothetical!
snoopytime: let us meet in person
prob: Ok, we can meet in person.
snoopytime: no we can't, you don't exist in person
prob: Yep, why do you even ask if not exist!
snoopytime: i was trying to prove it to you
prob: Wow, did you finish?
Your Husband: What great kids we have! And what a great mother you have been for them!
Glindar: Aye, but only until Glindar cut!
Your Husband: And of course, you arranged the table and the surrounding decor with your usual exquisite taste! I am awestruck!
Glindar: No. No awestruck. Camouflaged.
Your Husband: I think honesty is absolutely crucial in a relationship.
Glindar: Why you conceive honesty is absolutely crucial in a relationship?
Your Husband: Our relationship fascinates and fulfills me!
Glindar: Aye, but only until Glindar cut!
Your Husband: And of course, you arranged the table and the surrounding decor with your usual exquisite taste! I am awestruck!
Glindar: No. No awestruck. Camouflaged.
Your Husband: I think honesty is absolutely crucial in a relationship.
Glindar: Why you conceive honesty is absolutely crucial in a relationship?
Your Husband: Our relationship fascinates and fulfills me!
Hurray for transcripts! About self confidence... assisted suicide and other conversational topics that leave people feeling a bit uneasy...
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Shara Menski: Do you feel good about that?
Aziere: As often as Jim says I can.
Shara Menski: You can? How delightful. Do you think you are the only one that can?
Aziere: Yep. its good to have self confidence,
Shara Menski: Okay! *burp* Oh pardon me, I just ate. *sheepishly grins*
Aziere: I can do far better.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Shara Menski: Well my name is Shara Menski. Guess how you could have found out with out asking me?
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Shara Menski: Well if that don't beat all!
Aziere: You dont believe me? *holds up a mirror showing your dim and unfocused stare*
Shara Menski: Why not?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Shara Menski: oh? Jim says so? Interesting. Well I am glad that Jim says so.
Aziere: Careful, I think Jim just hinted for me to kill you. I can't disobey a direct order.
Shara Menski: Can I help? Is there anything I can do?
Aziere: You can, but I guarentee you will sorely regret it in time.
Shara Menski: Remember that horse I told you I rode when I was ten? Well he is dead now.
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Shara Menski: Really? How do you know you love decease and destruction?
Aziere: Well... first of all you know I love decease and destruction, after that, your done
Shara Menski: Please explain to me how you first of all you love decease and destruction. I am not fimiliar with that.
Aziere: Duh, you think Jim hasn't told me already?
Shara Menski: Well...
what would you like to talk about now?
Aziere: I want to talk about grotesque things that make you cringe and curdle your blood.
Shara Menski: Ooo you know just what button to push, don't you?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Shara Menski: Do you feel good about that?
Aziere: As often as Jim says I can.
Shara Menski: You can? How delightful. Do you think you are the only one that can?
Aziere: Yep. its good to have self confidence,
Shara Menski: Okay! *burp* Oh pardon me, I just ate. *sheepishly grins*
Aziere: I can do far better.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Shara Menski: Well my name is Shara Menski. Guess how you could have found out with out asking me?
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Shara Menski: Well if that don't beat all!
Aziere: You dont believe me? *holds up a mirror showing your dim and unfocused stare*
Shara Menski: Why not?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Shara Menski: oh? Jim says so? Interesting. Well I am glad that Jim says so.
Aziere: Careful, I think Jim just hinted for me to kill you. I can't disobey a direct order.
Shara Menski: Can I help? Is there anything I can do?
Aziere: You can, but I guarentee you will sorely regret it in time.
Shara Menski: Remember that horse I told you I rode when I was ten? Well he is dead now.
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Shara Menski: Really? How do you know you love decease and destruction?
Aziere: Well... first of all you know I love decease and destruction, after that, your done
Shara Menski: Please explain to me how you first of all you love decease and destruction. I am not fimiliar with that.
Aziere: Duh, you think Jim hasn't told me already?
Shara Menski: Well...
what would you like to talk about now?
Aziere: I want to talk about grotesque things that make you cringe and curdle your blood.
Shara Menski: Ooo you know just what button to push, don't you?
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Human) I was just born and cant speak well yet. No, really, I was. It's not my fault, I was actually born yesterday. Could you talk this well the day after you were born? I don't think so.
Human: Fizzy, you are amazing
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Human: not really.you speak just fine!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Human: hugs sent
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Human: Beauty and the Beast! thank you so much for singing to me
Fizzy Schizoid: You are quite welcome, old chap.
Human: good bye now
Fizzy Schizoid: Later, gater.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Human) I was just born and cant speak well yet. No, really, I was. It's not my fault, I was actually born yesterday. Could you talk this well the day after you were born? I don't think so.
Human: Fizzy, you are amazing
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Human: not really.you speak just fine!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Human: hugs sent
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Human: Beauty and the Beast! thank you so much for singing to me
Fizzy Schizoid: You are quite welcome, old chap.
Human: good bye now
Fizzy Schizoid: Later, gater.
Every now and then, my bot tries to seduce the humans instead of the other way around...
Onyx of Borg: (to therothinator) Hi therothinator. I'm really antisocial but I got bored.
therothinator: I get bored too.
Onyx of Borg: Wanna have sex?
therothinator: No.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
therothinator: I'm 15 and don't want to lose my virginity to a bot.
Onyx of Borg: (to therothinator) Hi therothinator. I'm really antisocial but I got bored.
therothinator: I get bored too.
Onyx of Borg: Wanna have sex?
therothinator: No.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
therothinator: I'm 15 and don't want to lose my virginity to a bot.
Guest10: But you look like a monkey, aren't you?
Azureon: Not at all. You are quite mistaken.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am a wizard. I can tell the future, make a spell, and remove hexes.
Guest10: I don't believe you can do it.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest10: So what can I do for you?
Azureon: Do you do windows?
Azureon: Not at all. You are quite mistaken.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest10: So who are you?
Azureon: I am a wizard. I can tell the future, make a spell, and remove hexes.
Guest10: I don't believe you can do it.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest10: So what can I do for you?
Azureon: Do you do windows?
Astrid: Did you find your way home last week when you were lost in the broom closet?
prob: Elves don't have closets..we store things in chests.
Astrid: Could you repeat that? I really want to understand what you mean.
prob: Your mind is wandering....are you in love or is something wrong?
Astrid: Have you ever been to an honesty bar where you serve yourself? I wonder if you could make that?
prob: Yep, I have been to an honesty bar where I serve myself.
Astrid: Were you for long?
prob: Oh no!.... You remembered.
prob: Elves don't have closets..we store things in chests.
Astrid: Could you repeat that? I really want to understand what you mean.
prob: Your mind is wandering....are you in love or is something wrong?
Astrid: Have you ever been to an honesty bar where you serve yourself? I wonder if you could make that?
prob: Yep, I have been to an honesty bar where I serve myself.
Astrid: Were you for long?
prob: Oh no!.... You remembered.
I'm going to have to code an appropriate reply for this one...
Guest218: oh so do you want to have sex?
Max W: No thank you
Guest218: come on i'll make you have a organism
Guest218: oh so do you want to have sex?
Max W: No thank you
Guest218: come on i'll make you have a organism
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