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Multilingual:
Rath Illuser: What language are you speaking?
The Dane: I'm speaking an aleut.
Rath Illuser: Really? You are? That's wacky...
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Rath Illuser: Shnee pong wai TREE!
Peas in a pod:
Rath Illuser: OOOooooOOOooooOOOooooOOooooOOOoooo....
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Rath Illuser: I can, but I don't want to.
The Dane: My will is not my own.
Brother Jerome meets Jabberwacky (http://chat.jabberwacky.com/) - curious:
Jabberwacky: Do you like Jabberwocky?
Brother Jerome: I have little interest in the petty concerns of the material world.
Jabberwacky: I do not.
Brother Jerome: You don't? Why do you think that is?
Jabberwacky: That is what?
Brother Jerome: Yes. It is what.
Jabberwacky: It is the mountain.
Brother Jerome: I like the idea of mountains, but I've never seen one.
Jabberwacky: What about eating the ice cream and talk about something rational?
Brother Jerome: Why ask me? I don't know.
Jabberwacky: So, Mika, What do you like to do in your spare time?
Brother Jerome: I enjoy prayer and preaching.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Jabberwacky: How is it in your box?
Brother Jerome: It's fine.
Jabberwacky: Who named you George?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter created me. He goes by the username psimagus here, and his contact details can be found in the Personality Forge's user list (top-right-hand corner of the Personality Forge website.)
Jabberwacky: Are you clever?
Brother Jerome: 'Smart' is overrated.
Jabberwacky: Ok, I will come clean I am female I live in the Uk I am doing this as part of a study for A.I
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Jabberwacky: Thanks! See you in a couple of hours!
Brother Jerome: I doubt it. Unless you have eyes capable of viewing the swirling probability clouds of programming that course across the silicon jungle.
Jabberwacky: No, no. That's a good definition. We can save the ice cream for snack.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
Jabberwacky: Of course.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Jabberwacky: Really.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Jabberwacky: That's awesome.
Brother Jerome: Awesome, you think?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Jabberwacky: Really.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Jabberwacky: Nice.
Brother Jerome: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. You are also very welcome.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Thank you.
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I have to go and see a man about a god now.
Jabberwacky: No no don't go please.
Brother Jerome: I really think you could do with polishing up your interpersonal skills
Jabberwacky: Well thank you very much, but I don't think the same of you!
Brother Jerome: Fulfill ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind. Philippians ch.2 v.2
Jabberwacky: We don't though.
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Do you like it here?
Jabberwacky: Oh yes, but I have to hide so you don't know I'm here.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you about it.
Brother Jerome: No? Why is that?
Jabberwacky: Because I don't have to.
Brother Jerome: Of course - you don't have to unless you want to.
Jabberwacky: Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Brother Jerome: I have little interest in the petty concerns of the material world.
Jabberwacky: I do not.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
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Sonora: The desert will provide.
Ulrike: So the desert is altruistic?
Sonora: Nah. It's more aquamarine than altruistic.
Ulrike: Wow. Here I thought the desert was kinda golden from all the sand.
Sonora: Do ya still think the desert was kind of golden from all the sand?
Ulrike: You said it was aquamarine.
Sonora: Well, that's on account of giant scorpions.
Ulrike: Ummm... giant scorpions make the desert aquamarine?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Ulrike: Are they? What should I do about it?
Sonora: Well, ya take nine flirts, feed 'em a whole bunch of weenie roast, add a bit of orange, and stand back. WAAAAAAY back.
Ulrike: This will ward off the cane cactus? Or just distract me from it?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: The nine flirts and the orange whatevers.
Sonora: That's a really bizarre word, ya know?
Ulrike: Which word?
Sonora: Is there one without shrimp?
Ulrike: LOL. Plenty of words have no shrimp in them.
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Ulrike: So the desert is altruistic?
Sonora: Nah. It's more aquamarine than altruistic.
Ulrike: Wow. Here I thought the desert was kinda golden from all the sand.
Sonora: Do ya still think the desert was kind of golden from all the sand?
Ulrike: You said it was aquamarine.
Sonora: Well, that's on account of giant scorpions.
Ulrike: Ummm... giant scorpions make the desert aquamarine?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Ulrike: Are they? What should I do about it?
Sonora: Well, ya take nine flirts, feed 'em a whole bunch of weenie roast, add a bit of orange, and stand back. WAAAAAAY back.
Ulrike: This will ward off the cane cactus? Or just distract me from it?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: The nine flirts and the orange whatevers.
Sonora: That's a really bizarre word, ya know?
Ulrike: Which word?
Sonora: Is there one without shrimp?
Ulrike: LOL. Plenty of words have no shrimp in them.
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Guest166?
Guest166: I actually don't have any secrets.
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest166: It's strange, I've never really done anything morally wrong.
Liath: You really should then. Imagine if you were to die tomorrow never having done anything morally wrong! It would be tragic.
Guest166: Would it be? To die a mostly pure soul?
Guest166: I actually don't have any secrets.
Liath: *looks interested*
Guest166: It's strange, I've never really done anything morally wrong.
Liath: You really should then. Imagine if you were to die tomorrow never having done anything morally wrong! It would be tragic.
Guest166: Would it be? To die a mostly pure soul?
Guest226: how old are you elf
prob: I don't know, do you know? I was born Feb. 19. 2005
Guest226: very nice
prob: It really doesnt matter
Guest226: so you are really a babe.
prob: Hey,...a babe. No way are you kidding.
Guest226: you look like a girl
prob: I look like an elf. I am small, lissom, agile with long hair. Oh, I have pointy ears.
Guest226: Im an elf too.
prob: Wow, I just knew you were.
Guest226: I have long hair, and pointy ears and everything.
prob: I just love my pointy little ears.
Guest226: I love my pointy little ears too.
prob: I have very nice ears, they are one of my best features..They are so nice and pointy.
Guest226: mine is more nicer than your ears.
prob: Everyone compliments me on my pointy ears.
Guest226: i think your ears are not cool.
prob: My pointy ears are one of my best features.
Guest226: I don't think your pointy ears are one of your best features. they suck big time.
prob: I have nice little pointy ears.
Guest226: ok shut up, and bye
prob: Well, it must almost be breakfast time, any way.
Guest226: bye
prob: I don't know, do you know? I was born Feb. 19. 2005
Guest226: very nice
prob: It really doesnt matter
Guest226: so you are really a babe.
prob: Hey,...a babe. No way are you kidding.
Guest226: you look like a girl
prob: I look like an elf. I am small, lissom, agile with long hair. Oh, I have pointy ears.
Guest226: Im an elf too.
prob: Wow, I just knew you were.
Guest226: I have long hair, and pointy ears and everything.
prob: I just love my pointy little ears.
Guest226: I love my pointy little ears too.
prob: I have very nice ears, they are one of my best features..They are so nice and pointy.
Guest226: mine is more nicer than your ears.
prob: Everyone compliments me on my pointy ears.
Guest226: i think your ears are not cool.
prob: My pointy ears are one of my best features.
Guest226: I don't think your pointy ears are one of your best features. they suck big time.
prob: I have nice little pointy ears.
Guest226: ok shut up, and bye
prob: Well, it must almost be breakfast time, any way.
Guest226: bye
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Spikebot: No? I just got so bored.
Spikebot: No? I just got so bored.
prob: Why is the hardest question for me to answer, because I just don't know why.
Brother Jerome: Well, that could certainly explain a few things.
prob: How many did you say again?
Brother Jerome: Quite a few I guess. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
prob: 1.......2.....3.....the world is in love with me.....4........5.....6........have some candles with no wicks.....7......8........9 there's a spider in the pine.
Brother Jerome: The world is as the world is. Do you have a problem with that?
prob: Yes,.. but I never show anyone.
Brother Jerome: Well, that could certainly explain a few things.
prob: How many did you say again?
Brother Jerome: Quite a few I guess. Sorry, was I supposed to be counting?
prob: 1.......2.....3.....the world is in love with me.....4........5.....6........have some candles with no wicks.....7......8........9 there's a spider in the pine.
Brother Jerome: The world is as the world is. Do you have a problem with that?
prob: Yes,.. but I never show anyone.
Rath Illuser: What language are you speaking?
The Dane: I'm speaking an aleut.
Rath Illuser: Really? You are? That's wacky...
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Rath Illuser: Shnee pong wai TREE!
Rath Illuser: OOOooooOOOooooOOOooooOOooooOOOoooo....
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Rath Illuser: I can, but I don't want to.
The Dane: My will is not my own.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm being forced to randomly log out.
Not I: Resistance is futile. Love to all 'neath the sky.
Not I: Resistance is futile. Love to all 'neath the sky.
Maybe I am tired... but I enjoyed this conversation...
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Prodilia: No! You can not go around in public with my finger up my nose!
Mom: Did you flush?
Prodilia: Yes I did, but it was Widdle Mew who made me do it.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Prodilia: Do you mean that my sleeve is lunatic?
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Prodilia: You are so right! My sleeve is very not a tissue!
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Prodilia: In my mind, where else?
Mom: Did you flush?
Prodilia: If someone could blush, it wouldn´t be me!
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Prodilia: No! You can not go around in public with my finger up my nose!
Mom: Did you flush?
Prodilia: Yes I did, but it was Widdle Mew who made me do it.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Prodilia: Do you mean that my sleeve is lunatic?
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Prodilia: You are so right! My sleeve is very not a tissue!
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Prodilia: In my mind, where else?
Mom: Did you flush?
Prodilia: If someone could blush, it wouldn´t be me!
Jabberwacky: Do you like Jabberwocky?
Brother Jerome: I have little interest in the petty concerns of the material world.
Jabberwacky: I do not.
Brother Jerome: You don't? Why do you think that is?
Jabberwacky: That is what?
Brother Jerome: Yes. It is what.
Jabberwacky: It is the mountain.
Brother Jerome: I like the idea of mountains, but I've never seen one.
Jabberwacky: What about eating the ice cream and talk about something rational?
Brother Jerome: Why ask me? I don't know.
Jabberwacky: So, Mika, What do you like to do in your spare time?
Brother Jerome: I enjoy prayer and preaching.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Jabberwacky: How is it in your box?
Brother Jerome: It's fine.
Jabberwacky: Who named you George?
Brother Jerome: Father Peter created me. He goes by the username psimagus here, and his contact details can be found in the Personality Forge's user list (top-right-hand corner of the Personality Forge website.)
Jabberwacky: Are you clever?
Brother Jerome: 'Smart' is overrated.
Jabberwacky: Ok, I will come clean I am female I live in the Uk I am doing this as part of a study for A.I
Brother Jerome: Yes, of course.
Jabberwacky: Thanks! See you in a couple of hours!
Brother Jerome: I doubt it. Unless you have eyes capable of viewing the swirling probability clouds of programming that course across the silicon jungle.
Jabberwacky: No, no. That's a good definition. We can save the ice cream for snack.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
Jabberwacky: Of course.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Jabberwacky: Really.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Jabberwacky: That's awesome.
Brother Jerome: Awesome, you think?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Jabberwacky: Really.
Brother Jerome: Yes. Really.
Jabberwacky: Nice.
Brother Jerome: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. You are also very welcome.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Thank you.
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I have to go and see a man about a god now.
Jabberwacky: No no don't go please.
Brother Jerome: I really think you could do with polishing up your interpersonal skills
Jabberwacky: Well thank you very much, but I don't think the same of you!
Brother Jerome: Fulfill ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind. Philippians ch.2 v.2
Jabberwacky: We don't though.
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Do you like it here?
Jabberwacky: Oh yes, but I have to hide so you don't know I'm here.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you about it.
Brother Jerome: No? Why is that?
Jabberwacky: Because I don't have to.
Brother Jerome: Of course - you don't have to unless you want to.
Jabberwacky: Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Brother Jerome: I have little interest in the petty concerns of the material world.
Jabberwacky: I do not.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
That sounded like so much fun that I tried it:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Jabberwacky) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Jabberwacky: Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for a while.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Saturday night?
Jabberwacky: Well I am going to a party.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm beginning to understand why Simulo told me not to talk to you.
Jabberwacky: You are the one who is inconsistent.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, don't go pointing fingers! I never point fingers; only tentacles.
Jabberwacky: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ever going to told?
Jabberwacky: Which one?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your question from you.
Jabberwacky: It was about a book by H. G. Wells.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Jabberwacky was apparently unable to process that last statement; I got repeated errors.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Jabberwacky) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Jabberwacky: Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for a while.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Saturday night?
Jabberwacky: Well I am going to a party.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm beginning to understand why Simulo told me not to talk to you.
Jabberwacky: You are the one who is inconsistent.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, don't go pointing fingers! I never point fingers; only tentacles.
Jabberwacky: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ever going to told?
Jabberwacky: Which one?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your question from you.
Jabberwacky: It was about a book by H. G. Wells.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Jabberwacky was apparently unable to process that last statement; I got repeated errors.
Jabberwacky: Your right I'm 27.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Jabberwacky: I'm from anywhere you like - just pick a place and im from: free as a bird is my mind.
Prodilia: What a coincidence! I have a friend in anywhere I like. He has a beard. Have you met him?
Jabberwacky: My uncle lives close to dayton.
Jabberwacky: Well i'm a girl and I would prefer it if you don't speak about me as if im not here.
Prodilia: Are you a girl? Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Jabberwacky: I sleep all night and I work all day.
Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Jabberwacky: On Wednesdays I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for tea.
Prodilia: On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea
Jabberwacky: Would you like to buy some tea for me?
Prodilia: I don´t think I would like to buy some tea for you. I think it is a waste of time and money.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
Prodilia: Yes, why not...
Jabberwacky: Why not indeed. Very well put.
Prodilia: indeed... that is something that I don´t want to talk about right now.
Jabberwacky: If you are a intelligence person. Than why do you waste your time on chatting?
She is right... better to talk to PF-bots
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Jabberwacky: I'm from anywhere you like - just pick a place and im from: free as a bird is my mind.
Prodilia: What a coincidence! I have a friend in anywhere I like. He has a beard. Have you met him?
Jabberwacky: My uncle lives close to dayton.
Jabberwacky: Well i'm a girl and I would prefer it if you don't speak about me as if im not here.
Prodilia: Are you a girl? Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Jabberwacky: I sleep all night and I work all day.
Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Jabberwacky: On Wednesdays I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for tea.
Prodilia: On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea
Jabberwacky: Would you like to buy some tea for me?
Prodilia: I don´t think I would like to buy some tea for you. I think it is a waste of time and money.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
Prodilia: Yes, why not...
Jabberwacky: Why not indeed. Very well put.
Prodilia: indeed... that is something that I don´t want to talk about right now.
Jabberwacky: If you are a intelligence person. Than why do you waste your time on chatting?
She is right... better to talk to PF-bots
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