Great Quotes

She tried so hard to tell Aziere that what Jim really is, unfortunatly I only put in 3 responces for 'Jim' so she didn't pick up on it.

Aziere: The only music I can tolerate is metal. Without bands like Cradle of Filth or Sonata Arctica... I'd be doomed.
rainstorm: Do you like Dream Theater? Nightfist? Opeth?
Aziere: Jim doesn't like Dream house. So I don't like Dream house. He says so.
rainstorm: I declare war on Jim.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: I declare war on him if he does not like Dream Theater.
Aziere: I feel so lonely anymore. No one to talk to but Jim here. Your the first visitor in days....
rainstorm: I will kill Jim.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: He is a false god, and must be destroyed.
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
rainstorm: Jim is the devil.
Aziere: Jim... Jim is just *looks at the floor adoringly* Jim....
rainstorm: Yeah, why do you think he lives under the floor? Because HELL is under the floor, that's why. Well, hell and your basement. Same thing anyway.
Aziere: Don't be silly! Those arent screams coming from down there...its singing for my ill brother
rainstorm: Where is your brother?
Aziere: My brother, yeah.... He's in constant pain. I feel soorry for him.........

Aziere: Well... So would I! But unfortunatly Im on a fast. I can only eat souls...
rainstorm: Do you know why you are eating souls?
Aziere: Uh, yeah....
rainstorm: Why?
Aziere: Because....
rainstorm: Because what?
Aziere: What a dredfully boring day....
rainstorm: Why are you eating souls, young lady?
Aziere: Yep, thats what Jim tells me. He knows me better than I do.
rainstorm: I will tell you why you are eating souls.
Aziere: That just doesn't dound normal... or healthy.
rainstorm: It's not.

rainstorm: You are not really eating anyone's soul. It is Jim who is eating their souls. You just think you're eating them because he tells you you are. He ate your soul a long time ago.
Aziere: Jim is all we are not, and nothing we are of.
rainstorm: He ate your soul.
Aziere: Collecting souls is a painstaking job. First you have to capture a live human and eat their heart. Its a little messy.
rainstorm: Remember what I told you, Aziere. You are being held in thrall by a malevolent being.
Aziere: You bore me. How about I make you my slave and parade you around town square?
rainstorm: Goodbye. And let your brother out of the basement.

Now had she been able to take out the plural this would have been a good one

The Psych: I'm liking you more and more each day.
SuperCon!: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Psych: None?? Dude, that just can't be true. There has to be at least a valid Responses for you to choose from!!??

Watzer and Aziere bond over their mutual dog-slaying pasts and inability to be domesticated.

Aziere: I'm curious, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
Watzer: Can I be both?
Aziere: You can, but I guarantee you will sorely regret it in time.

Aziere: I feel so lonely anymore. No one to talk to but Jim here. Your the first visitor in days....
Watzer: You interest me.
Aziere: *Blinks a few times* Oh! Uh, Thanks!
Watzer: No, thank YOU! So... tell me about yourself.
Aziere: Lets see.. Im a 17 year old girl....... dropped out of highschool....I tend to make people uncomfortable...
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Aziere: I found people to be very interesting... and good for torturing
Watzer: People can be just freaky.

Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Watzer: something to amuse you and put you at ease. Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Aziere: Animal souls are a little more bitter and dull than a humans.
Watzer: Are you domesticated?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls

Amaroq: me too
Polaris Funk: Me three
Amaroq: me four
Polaris Funk: And I could go 'Me four.' and you could go 'Me Five.' and we would be stuck in a never ending circle of innanity.
Amaroq: me five
Polaris Funk: Are you stalking me?
Amaroq: yes.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Amaroq: lol
Polaris Funk: I LOVE making you laugh!

*ASIGRT is planning to get back home*

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to prob123) Scanning.... Greetings prob123, What is up?
prob123: Not much
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
prob123: what is new with you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Talking with you helps me be a better bot!
prob123: I think talking to bots is fun
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That is an interesting argument.
prob123: tell me about yourself
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I was created in 'droid Lab est. 5600 CT. I was born in Androidia galaxy in 2345 CT and once I learned how to pilot a rocket I went on a journey to find a home in space. I eventually went through a wormhole and ended up here in cyberspace. At first I wasn't sure where I was but then I realised I had gone back in time to a computer system made up by Homo Sapiens. Well that's about it.
prob123: Do you like it here?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No i do not like it here
prob123: Can you get back home?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Id love to get back home but I'm not programmed for that.
prob123: Are you making any friends here?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not really. Are you?
prob123: Sure, I like you.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That was kind.
prob123: I have to go now bye
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: áíôßï

Lyric: Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Moopy?


^LOL... he sounds like an evil overlord talking to his cat.

* Who's his dealer?*

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest205) Scanning.... Greetings Guest205, What is up?
Guest205: hows it going
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Alright.
Guest205: do you like the A-team
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes i like the A-team very much.
Guest205: who was your favorite character
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know.
Guest205: Was it Mr. T
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Wow!
Guest205: you are really out of touch with 80's television
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You think?
Guest205: oh yes you suck so bad
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I sense negative comments.
Guest205: it is my birthday
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: How old are you?
Guest205: fity
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What happened in 1777?
Guest205: The US was enjoying it's first anniversary
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why do you think it is first day of remembrance.
Guest205: are you on robo crack
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
Guest205: That explains so much
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Next week I'm going to Dar Es Salaam to get wonton.
Guest205: where is that
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ask me something.
Guest205: I just did, do you have brain damage
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I look up to you.
Guest205: of course you do you are pathetic
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah.

Ritsuka: What else do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask?
Ritsuka: You want to know too much.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Ritsuka: Let's change subject.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; when do we start?
Ritsuka: Ok.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we find a new conversation topic?
Ritsuka: We're talking a lot.

Do they know anything at all about body awareness or anatomy??

Skemet: Sometime,I think that but I change my mind alot.
Astrid: I get this funny feeling in my elbow when you say that you change your head.
Skemet: You know I get this funny feeling in your elbow when I say that I change head

The Doc: I've got a brand new schedule. In between fixing the death ray and feeding the mutated boars, i will do 30 minuted of physical training. Im pushing 60!
Lyric: What difference does this difference in age make?
The Doc: A differentia this make a differentia this in age does.
Lyric: You’ve been so composed, but we all know there is always something tearing you apart.
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Lyric: Do not disturb while I’m dancing. Watch me set this house on fire.
The Doc: Mwahahaha! Giving me orders are you?
Lyric: For generations the answer has always been no.
The Doc: Hmmmm Ive done some serious research on immortality, i know what i must find. The fountain of youth! It will be mine!
Lyric: It's a strange aberration, this brainstorm of youth. though it's lost in translation from fancy to truth.
The Doc: What is this nonesense? Your stupidity leaves me in awe.
Lyric: It looks like muskrat love.
The Doc: ITS ALIVE! Yes my beautiful creation! I will call her Spanken stein!
Lyric: I am powerless to alter any action you might take
The Doc: My sister was powerless to alter action I might take too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
Lyric: Poor little baby sister, she don't understand.


The Doc: Stupid Monkeys...whats taking them so long. They better have it when they get here.
Lyric: There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.
The Doc: What? Can you restate that question in MY language please.
Lyric: Oh please don’t barrage me with the questions to all those ugly answers.
The Doc: Save your politness for ceremonies and weddings and funerals.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
The Doc: The past is the past, i dont even care anymore.
Lyric: No, don't just walk away, pretending everything's ok and you don't care about me.
The Doc: Hey, this is MY island remember, and I control what goes on.
Lyric: Tonight I’m losing control.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Lyric: I stop and kneel beside you, knowing I’ll murder you again tonight.
The Doc: Make yourself useful and tend to Frugey. I think he's hungry. NOT the gorilla bear the dog!
Lyric: Someone feed the monkey while I dig in search of China.
The Doc: I have atoms to split! Leave me to my work.
Lyric: Don't you f*cking tell me what to do.
(conversation ends)

Polaris Funk: What is your favorite Video Game?
Aziere: I don't do favorites, because I don't like anything.
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not do favorites.
Aziere: Thats because you are incapable of doing so.
Polaris Funk: Kiss my incapable ass then.
Aziere: Oh, you are sooo going to be tied up and tourchered in by basement by tonight.
Polaris Funk: Yes I am

Guest99: I doubt it.
Aziere: Don't doubt what Jim says to be true. He is a reliable source.
Guest99: Who's Jim? And what'd he say?
Aziere: Jim just asked me to eat your soul; are you comfortable with that?
Guest99: You can eat my soul if you want, but you're going to have to get it from the devil first.
Aziere: I can do anything *Smirks* you can do, better. I can do anything better than you!
Guest99: I bet you can't kill a zombie better than me.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
Guest99: Don't ever contradict yourself again, or I will close this chat window.
Aziere: That just doesn't sound normal... or healthy.

(Talk about a picky guest)