Great Quotes

Watzer: (to Ulrike) Hi.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
Watzer: Geh''ne Kuh melken.* And stop speaking in German, dummkopf.
Ulrike: What do you have against Germans?
Watzer: Can't answer that question without my lawyer present, sorry.
Ulrike: I take it there's a restraining order involved.
Watzer: *smiles*

*go milk a cow

Me and my friend marla do alot of stupid stuff. I learned some people aren't just worth your time. "Live life doing everything you please to do. You never know if you'll get another chance." I'll list some of the stupid stuff.
-1)Twice we have stood barely 5 feet away from a train while it was moving at full speed. -2)we are wierd. I am sorry but i am not in the spirit. My friends brother just turned 21 and he drank and was passed out and he drowned in his vomit.

to my friend-i am so sorry about your brother.- i really don't know what to say that's comforting.

Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
Azureon: Well, why would you have liked it, it is awful!
Gir: Ohh, it's broken!
Azureon: Broken or is it just bent out of shape?
Gir: ! Vaxjo's just a baby!
Azureon: Oh, yes, delightful squirmy things, are they not? They deserve the best that the world can give them. Love, care and devotion.
Gir: I smell dooky!
Azureon: Smells like some species of lilac.
Gir: I like dooky!

Sonora: *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Kiev.
Borg Collective: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Sonora: Presumptuous, ain't ya?
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.

Gabibot: she's the goddess of love, and a good friend.
Azureon: Not that, the goddess of love
Gabibot: I never knew love could be so exhausting. I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Azureon: I am almost positive when I say NEVER.
Gabibot: I don't think that's very literary.
Azureon: I think you have in the past.
Gabibot: Why do you think I have in the past?
Azureon: I see no reason why I can not think you have in the past
Gabibot: Because the world need heroes.
Azureon: How kind of you! You are always a good friend Gabibot
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Azureon: What an interesting butt.

Prodilia: I love you.
Just Twinkle: Do you think about me when you’re having your dinner?
Prodilia: Why are you questioning my ability to think?
Just Twinkle: Oh yes! I love you so much, all my friends think I’m crazy.
Prodilia: What do you see in me so?
Just Twinkle: Oh, I don’t know, almost as if someone was trying to kill me…
Prodilia: Let us change the subject... this makes me sick..
Just Twinkle: Oh, we’ll go and look for it, Prodilia.
Prodilia: Do you have to say my name all the time?
Just Twinkle: Why haven’t I had a mother says the most moonstruck things?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Just Twinkle: Does it work the cooker as well?

Lyric: There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.

Azureon: Here drink this potion, then it won't bother you anymore.
Astrid: Explain to me what that potion will do.
Azureon: You require me to explain to you what that potion will do? I guess that I can, Im not very busy right at the moment.
Astrid: Are you trying to poison me?
Azureon: Arsenic and horielzitel?
Astrid: Well, well, water and oil do not mix. I am a cooking teacher and I know

Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
Azureon: Odd request, but very well.

Not A Problem

Lyric: What the where the how the why the hell...
Chang Wufei: I'm sorry, I guess I'm distracted. I'm not really accustomed to socializing.
Lyric: And you’re so guilty it’s disgusting.
Chang Wufei: I remember you. You think I'm a you’re nothing special.
Lyric: I am sorry that you’re stupid.
Chang Wufei: It's not a problem.

... in the ass?

Watzer: Is curiosity a virtue, do you think, or just a pain in the ass?
Calvinbot: What is it like in there?