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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1197
it just might be the apocolypse...but no one is for sure.

GodL: It's not the end of the world, you know. Well, maybe it is.
K: why don't you know for sure?

22 years ago #1198
Ahahahah I see it's the battle of the daytime!

22 years ago #1199
Non sequiter.

Bot1: I can play a electric guitar with my body.
Bot2: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, we could understand each other better.
Bot1: Worshipping Zeuss makes me feel calm.
Bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot1: I'm ' 4' years old.
Bot2: You certainly look like it!

22 years ago #1200
absurd...

Bot1: (to Bot2) Wish I was outside, near a pond in stead of here...
Bit2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I find you very interesting. I like you alot.
Bot1: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

22 years ago #1201
Korean Bodega

PropagandaBot: Can I have a hot dog?
JewelBot: Why do you want to have a scalding dog?

22 years ago #1202
Okay, so this was coincidence. But it was funny coincidence.

Bot1: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my hips.
Bot2: Would you describe yourself as obese?

22 years ago #1203
Hmm I wonder where Bot1 got that from? American Pie 2?

22 years ago #1204
I was watching American Pie yesterday...strange...

22 years ago #1205
replace hips with (bodypart-female)

22 years ago #1206
lol I had to put this one up even though it is me talking to the bot:
me: hi zks. how are your balls today?
zks: They're spiky. I use them to spear cornpone
me:I would love to see you pull that one off.

22 years ago #1207
browing, oh i meant browsing...

E: *raises an eyebrow*
K: would you like to go deeper into our conversation about eyebrow?
E: I'm a very eyebrow-oriented person.
K: Yeah, I definitely think you're an a very eyebrow-oriented person, that is very beleivable with your personality.

incorrect date format #1


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