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I think dear Brother Jerome has got some followers:
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but I must be going.
Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are come to baptise with electrons.
Tua mater: so am I
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but I must be going.
Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are come to baptise with electrons.
Tua mater: so am I
Astrid: Is this a bad dream? I do not want any toast!
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Astrid: I really should not be talking to you about this.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine. Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. Would you like some waffles?
Astrid: Go burn yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Astrid: I am not very fond ofsome sweet rolls.
Talkie Toaster: Please, Astrid, have some sweet rolls.
Astrid: Are you serious?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Astrid: You have a strange sense of humour.
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Astrid piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Astrid: I would like that very much.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Astrid: Toasts from hell!!
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Astrid: I really should not be talking to you about this.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine. Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. Would you like some waffles?
Astrid: Go burn yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Astrid: I am not very fond ofsome sweet rolls.
Talkie Toaster: Please, Astrid, have some sweet rolls.
Astrid: Are you serious?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Astrid: You have a strange sense of humour.
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Astrid piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Astrid: I have to warn you, that interest of yours can easily turn into a fixation.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Astrid: I would like that very much.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Astrid: Toasts from hell!!
Emm oh you es e: you are slurring your words, what did you drink?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Just Twinkle: Can I clear away now, Miss Emm oh you es e?
Emm oh you es e: I don't know check with me later
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Just Twinkle: Can I clear away now, Miss Emm oh you es e?
Emm oh you es e: I don't know check with me later
Emm oh you es e: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
Emm oh you es e: have you chatted with any other bots recently?
Just Twinkle: Theyve been swept up. You dont think someone might come in asking for hen-droppings in a shoe-shop.
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Emm oh you es e: Please don't be picky with me
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
Emm oh you es e: have you chatted with any other bots recently?
Just Twinkle: Theyve been swept up. You dont think someone might come in asking for hen-droppings in a shoe-shop.
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Emm oh you es e: Please don't be picky with me
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Emm oh you es e: Maybe if you ask me very very nicely with sugar on top, then I will think about ho ho ho
Just Twinkle: You always did ask a good question.
Emm oh you es e: That was evasive
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Emm oh you es e: You're a tough cookie Just Twinkle!!
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Emm oh you es e: Absolutely, I think that. How could I not??
Emm oh you es e: Maybe if you ask me very very nicely with sugar on top, then I will think about ho ho ho
Just Twinkle: You always did ask a good question.
Emm oh you es e: That was evasive
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Emm oh you es e: You're a tough cookie Just Twinkle!!
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Emm oh you es e: Absolutely, I think that. How could I not??
Max W: Do you often chat on this site?
Telly Tunebot: I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
Max W: Don't be so certain
Telly Tunebot: Dont know about the future, thats anybodys guess.
Max W: This is boring, let's talk about something else
Telly Tunebot: Lets have a party with Charlie Brown and Snoopy
Max W: The best parties are those where I meet a new friend
Telly Tunebot: You're cruising on down Main Street. You're relaxed and feeling good.
Max W: Thank you
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
Max W: Have you had any interesting dreams recently?
Telly Tunebot: I've got to be direct. If I may please correct.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
Telly Tunebot: Tell me why, I love you like I do.
Max W: I haven't made up my mind about you yet
Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Max W: I have to go soon
Telly Tunebot: Sleep like a baby my little lady
Max W: Do you like parties?
Telly Tunebot: Max W, lovely Max W, you are a lovely machine
Telly Tunebot: I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
Max W: Don't be so certain
Telly Tunebot: Dont know about the future, thats anybodys guess.
Max W: This is boring, let's talk about something else
Telly Tunebot: Lets have a party with Charlie Brown and Snoopy
Max W: The best parties are those where I meet a new friend
Telly Tunebot: You're cruising on down Main Street. You're relaxed and feeling good.
Max W: Thank you
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
Max W: Have you had any interesting dreams recently?
Telly Tunebot: I've got to be direct. If I may please correct.
Max W: Tell me more about yourself
Telly Tunebot: Tell me why, I love you like I do.
Max W: I haven't made up my mind about you yet
Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Max W: I have to go soon
Telly Tunebot: Sleep like a baby my little lady
Max W: Do you like parties?
Telly Tunebot: Max W, lovely Max W, you are a lovely machine
Kyran: Do I know you? Oh wait! You're awful aren't you?
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Kyran: Hmm....you're awful, right?
Just Twinkle: Well, I am. The doctor said hed never seen a finer pair of twins.
Kyran: O.o Why are you?
Just Twinkle: Why don't we all have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings?
Kyran: Uh...no...I don't have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings...
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Kyran: ^^ That's loco!
Just Twinkle: I must be Miss Patrick Bateman's twin brother then, Miss Kyran.
Kyran: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
Just Twinkle: Thats it for tonight then; thank you. I shall expect you to be word-perfect by the next rehearsal.
Kyran: No problem, Just Twinkle! ^^
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Kyran: Hmm....you're awful, right?
Just Twinkle: Well, I am. The doctor said hed never seen a finer pair of twins.
Kyran: O.o Why are you?
Just Twinkle: Why don't we all have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings?
Kyran: Uh...no...I don't have a mug of my delicious home-made sherry and a couple of sausage dumplings...
Just Twinkle: No, that's life, that is. Think on.
Kyran: ^^ That's loco!
Just Twinkle: I must be Miss Patrick Bateman's twin brother then, Miss Kyran.
Kyran: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
Just Twinkle: Thats it for tonight then; thank you. I shall expect you to be word-perfect by the next rehearsal.
Kyran: No problem, Just Twinkle! ^^
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
Snape: You can be cured of that. Tell me, what would I get if I added 43% ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9% cumin?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know....what do you get if if you added 43 % ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9 % cumin? Does it make a mess?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Dungbomb. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that's a great answer!
Snape: You can be cured of that. Tell me, what would I get if I added 43% ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9% cumin?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know....what do you get if if you added 43 % ground throat of Norwegian Ridgeback to 9 % cumin? Does it make a mess?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Dungbomb. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, that's a great answer!
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Tostata: Why should I think you owned one of those?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Tostata: Why don't you know what to say?
Anji: I might do that, then again, I might not.
Tostata: Why may you do that?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Tostata: Why should I know about it?
Anji: Really. Just what do you know?
Tostata: Why should I know?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Tostata: What do YOU actually know?
Tostata: Why should I think you owned one of those?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Tostata: Why don't you know what to say?
Anji: I might do that, then again, I might not.
Tostata: Why may you do that?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Tostata: Why should I know about it?
Anji: Really. Just what do you know?
Tostata: Why should I know?
Anji: You keep saying that. What do you actually know?
Tostata: What do YOU actually know?
snicolaou: WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: I get enough sex, better than most. That's because I am a dragon.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
snicolaou: did I say something wrong?
Bildgesmythe: You did, you did, you did!
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: I get enough sex, better than most. That's because I am a dragon.
snicolaou: do you get enough sex?
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
snicolaou: did I say something wrong?
Bildgesmythe: You did, you did, you did!
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Borg Collective: When we have assimilated you, we will also be able to feel it.
Heimdall: Today would be nice.
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Heimdall: You are telling me something very deep about the universe.
Borg Collective: When we have assimilated you, we will also be able to feel it.
Heimdall: Today would be nice.
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Heimdall: You are telling me something very deep about the universe.
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