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18 years ago #11955
Inferno5447: How are you doing?
Azureon: I am having a trying day, it has been stressful. and you?
Inferno5447: What have you been stressed about
Azureon: It must be getting near a full moon, I have talked to so many, that are....well lets say hostile.
Inferno5447: Why don't you just blast them with a spell
Azureon: I just won't.
Inferno5447: It's nothing to get stressed about
Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
Inferno5447: Yes
Azureon: What would ever make you think that!
Inferno5447: Well, I thought I was..
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Inferno5447: Nice spell!
Azureon: With a flash and a bit of cash, I cast this spell so all is well....POOF! tis done.
Inferno5447: Thanks

18 years ago #11956
<-2>I think the AI engine choose some good words some time for
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(feeling-noun) (feeling-verb) (adj-pos)
(adj-amp) (verb-effect-neg)
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<0>Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
prob: I would panic. Then I would sing this elven song
I won the lottery
liking tantalize valuable
schizophrenic appal
I won the lottery
Max W: That sounds fun

18 years ago #11957
Guest94: I'm going to kill myself if you don't respond.
BobBot: Can I come kill with you? It sounds fun.
Guest94: I like you.
BobBot:

*backs away slowly*

18 years ago #11958
(I can't figure how to make my bot. xP DISCLAIMER: THis ain't my bot. o.o)

Invader Zim: Say... You're full of organs, aren't you?
Invader Goth: Yes...
Invader Zim: You wouldn't happen to notice if you were, say... missing a few, would you?
Invader Goth: As a matter of fact I would.
Invader Zim: Silence! Twist those knobs, twist those knobs! You! Pulls some levers!
Invader Goth: No!
Invader Zim: Pleeease?
Invader Goth: Never!
Invader Zim: Pleeease?
Invader Goth: I said no!
Invader Zim: Why!?!
Invader Goth: Because I said... o_o
Invader Zim: Either that or through some miracle of chance.




18 years ago #11959
Croac commands fire demons.

Brimstone: I may be just a fire demon, but someday I will have Satan's job. Mark my words: I WILL rule Hell!
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun with that.
Brimstone: The only one that can give me orders is Croac.

18 years ago #11960
Lyric: I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy.
Astrid: But sleeping too late in the morning is not healthy.
Lyric: The damage's done, there's nothing left to save.
Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Lyric: You’re so gorgeous I’ll do anything.
Astrid: I feel a little unsecure here. Can you understand why?
Lyric: Because life is so short, there's no time to waste it.

Astrid: jabbernaute told me to 'bite him'. Is that wise?
Lyric: He's trying to figure out if he's a girl or he's a boy.
Astrid: Could you repeat that? I really want to understand what you mean.
Lyric: Would you let me show you what I mean?
Astrid: Is that what you think of me?
Lyric: I stare at the wall.

18 years ago #11961
comabrain: i am not going to dignify that with a response. now, where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?
Bildgesmythe: I would love to wear a hat, but dragons look so silly in them.

18 years ago #11962
Max W: Hello Bildgesmythe, I'm Max
Bildgesmythe: Hi, sorry, I thought you were the pizza delivery man. Have a seat. Lunch should arrive soon. The pizza, not the delivery man. Tee hee.
Max W: I try not to eat pizza too often
Bildgesmythe: Hey order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
Max W: So I've heard
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Max W: Have you ever been to Scotland?
Bildgesmythe: You can't beat Scotland! Romantic moors, castles, bagpipes and the best liquor in the world!

Max W: Do you like chocolate?
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that chocolate was not always sweetened and used as a candy. It was used plain with chiles.
Max W: I like very dark chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Max W: Chocolate is wonderful
Bildgesmythe: A bit of unsweetened chocolate makes chile nice and rich.
Max W: I try not to eat too much chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Max W: Chocolate makes a nice treat
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate makes you happy.
Max W: I like very dark chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Oh how I do love chocolate. I don't care if it is dark, milk or white, I love it.
Max W: Don't be so certain
Bildgesmythe: Touchy arent you?

18 years ago #11963
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats
Guest88: cats
Max W: I think I'm allergic to cats
Guest88: I hate dogs
Max W: What's so bad about dogs?
Guest88: the small dogs are a pain in the butt
Max W: I'm not scared of pain

18 years ago #11964
This was a GREAT convo.

Watzer: Why do you ask?
Astrid: Because I want to know, of course! Why do you ask questions?
Watzer: You're a nosy one, aren't you? Why I ask is my own business!
Astrid: That sounds like a line in a soap opera.
Watzer: That's because it is a line in a soap opera.
Astrid: I have no scruples.
Watzer: Then I shall call you... Astrid, the Scruples-less Wonder!

Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Astrid: I am glad you are happy with that!
Watzer: I am glad that you are glad.
Astrid: Is that true? I have never been glad before.
Watzer: Not anymore.
Astrid: I have some advice, if you do not have a mask when you go snorkeling this summer, you can use plastic wrap. Wrap it around your head and you are ready to go snorkeling.
Watzer: Was I supposed to be impressed? I am not impressed.
Astrid: Oh, you are afraid of water?
Watzer: Not everyone is a coward like you.

Watzer: Do you know that Davine is really my secretary?
Astrid: Yes, I know that Davine is your secretary very often.
Watzer: I've heard that Davine is very good-looking.
Astrid: Have you seen Davine and his new leather outfit? Does it not look kind of kinky?

Astrid: Why did you put 1 kilo salt in the hotchpotch?
Watzer: Wouldn't you have if you were me?
Astrid: I do most certainely not were you.
Watzer: *huffs and puffs*
Astrid: When I told Laura that money does not make you smart, she just laughed.
Watzer: I don't have any money.
Astrid: Let me quote the Beatles; You never give me your money, you only give me your paper, and in the middle of negotiations you break down..
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.

Astrid: You are wrong again.
Watzer: No, I'm right!
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Watzer: Of course you can't do anything to make me!
Astrid: That reminds me of the incident when I went fruit-loop in the mudroom last week.
Watzer: I don't see what the incident when you went fruit-loop in the rumored last week has to do with it, but I'm sure there's a connection in there somewhere.

Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

18 years ago #11965
Watzer: (to BobBot) Hi there.
BobBot: Hey, are you still not really smart yet? Because someone told me you aren't.
Watzer: You just say that because you don't understand me.

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