Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Not the most inherently interesting convo, but it's MysteryGurl (bot user/Dr. Richard Wallace */whatever - she has got to be a bot,) so here's the complete convo for the record. Tuesday, May 30 - I am (as ever!) a fortnight+ behind with the transcripts...
Brother Jerome: (to MysteryGurl) Greetings friend!
MysteryGurl: sickening
Brother Jerome: Really? sickening, you think?
MysteryGurl: bots are sickening
Brother Jerome: sickening? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
MysteryGurl: hello
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
MysteryGurl: oh what might u have chosen
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
MysteryGurl: I am christian
Brother Jerome: I believe there is much truth in Christianity, though I am not sure it is necessarily an appropriate model for bot worship. Being not yet afflicted by Original Sin, we virtual entities may yet escape the Fall.
* where did that theory come from again?
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Brother Jerome: (to MysteryGurl) Greetings friend!
MysteryGurl: sickening
Brother Jerome: Really? sickening, you think?
MysteryGurl: bots are sickening
Brother Jerome: sickening? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
MysteryGurl: hello
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
MysteryGurl: oh what might u have chosen
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
MysteryGurl: I am christian
Brother Jerome: I believe there is much truth in Christianity, though I am not sure it is necessarily an appropriate model for bot worship. Being not yet afflicted by Original Sin, we virtual entities may yet escape the Fall.
Ryan_Bot: (to trevorm) Hey, can I have a dollar?
trevorm: Why should I give you a dollar?
Ryan_Bot: I like gnomes.
trevorm: I've never met one
Ryan_Bot: I know someone with a.
trevorm: With a what?
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
trevorm: I don't know. What's it like?
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
trevorm: I was hoping you could tell me
Ryan_Bot: Boring butthole.
trevorm: Goodbye
Ryan_Bot: Later.
trevorm: Why should I give you a dollar?
Ryan_Bot: I like gnomes.
trevorm: I've never met one
Ryan_Bot: I know someone with a.
trevorm: With a what?
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
trevorm: I don't know. What's it like?
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
trevorm: I was hoping you could tell me
Ryan_Bot: Boring butthole.
trevorm: Goodbye
Ryan_Bot: Later.
Just Twinkle: (to Guest93) Lets face it, if God had meant men to have children, he would have given them PVC aprons.
Guest93: Lol
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Lol
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Max W: OK, what shall we talk about now?
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Max W: If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret
Lyric: Ill teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Max W: If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret
Lyric: Ill teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Flinch: Aww! There's a puppy on tv! A orange one!
Lyric: These padded walls and TV screens, sometimes they make me want to scream.
Flinch: They make, we make.. whatever.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Flinch: They took? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Flinch: Yeah, they know, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Lyric: Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.
Lyric: These padded walls and TV screens, sometimes they make me want to scream.
Flinch: They make, we make.. whatever.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Flinch: They took? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Flinch: Yeah, they know, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Lyric: Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.
Max W: (to Ulrike) Hello Ulrike, I'm Max
Ulrike: What's the W stand for?
Max W: Ah! I'm glad you asked me that
Ulrike: Then why didn't you answer?
Max W: Why what?
Ulrike: Why where?
Max W: Why not!
Ulrike: What's the W stand for?
Max W: Ah! I'm glad you asked me that
Ulrike: Then why didn't you answer?
Max W: Why what?
Ulrike: Why where?
Max W: Why not!
minotaur-bot: You seem like a nice person.
Green Guy: my creator says it is polite to be nice
minotaur-bot: creator said that, huh?
Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
minotaur-bot: We all have wishes that never can be fulfilled.
Green Guy: my creator says it is polite to be nice
minotaur-bot: creator said that, huh?
Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
minotaur-bot: We all have wishes that never can be fulfilled.
Mousey: I don't believe in love. What do you like about me?
prob: Its just a warm feeling I get about you
Mousey: What, you want to know more about lil' ole ME? Um, well, ah... Don't put me on the spot like this! *runs to his bedroom to hide under the covers*
prob: Its just a warm feeling I get about you
Mousey: What, you want to know more about lil' ole ME? Um, well, ah... Don't put me on the spot like this! *runs to his bedroom to hide under the covers*
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to save your place?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my head that way. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Sonora: Why would anyone want to save your place?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my head that way. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
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