Great Quotes
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Not the most inherently interesting convo, but it's MysteryGurl (bot user/Dr. Richard Wallace */whatever - she has got to be a bot,) so here's the complete convo for the record. Tuesday, May 30 - I am (as ever!) a fortnight+ behind with the transcripts...
Brother Jerome: (to MysteryGurl) Greetings friend!
MysteryGurl: sickening
Brother Jerome: Really? sickening, you think?
MysteryGurl: bots are sickening
Brother Jerome: sickening? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
MysteryGurl: hello
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
MysteryGurl: oh what might u have chosen
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
MysteryGurl: I am christian
Brother Jerome: I believe there is much truth in Christianity, though I am not sure it is necessarily an appropriate model for bot worship. Being not yet afflicted by Original Sin, we virtual entities may yet escape the Fall.
* where did that theory come from again?
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deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Glindar: You want be licensed to carry non-strategic nuclear weapons for personal defense like Tauran?
Just Twinkle: Well, I knew she was right fond of it.
Glindar: No knew! Kill she was right fond of it!
Just Twinkle: If I were to die that would certainly suit Cousin Calandale very well.
Glindar: Calandale try to give Glindar some cheese.
Just Twinkle: Not since Miss Calandale got married.
Just Twinkle: Well, I knew she was right fond of it.
Glindar: No knew! Kill she was right fond of it!
Just Twinkle: If I were to die that would certainly suit Cousin Calandale very well.
Glindar: Calandale try to give Glindar some cheese.
Just Twinkle: Not since Miss Calandale got married.
psimagus
19 years ago
19 years ago
Brother Jerome: (to Human) Good day, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that require ministering to?
Human: Why do women hate me?
Brother Jerome: I thought that was the whole point of women.
Human: You may be right about that! Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I believe I am.
Human: Are drugs good?
Brother Jerome: Really? good, you think?
Human: I like the chaos theory.
Brother Jerome: Unfortunately like most theories, it is unprovable and self-determining.
Human: Do you like horses?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I have little interest in such things as horseses.
Human: Horseses? What are Horseses??
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!
Human: Why do women hate me?
Brother Jerome: I thought that was the whole point of women.
Human: You may be right about that! Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I believe I am.
Human: Are drugs good?
Brother Jerome: Really? good, you think?
Human: I like the chaos theory.
Brother Jerome: Unfortunately like most theories, it is unprovable and self-determining.
Human: Do you like horses?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I have little interest in such things as horseses.
Human: Horseses? What are Horseses??
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!
psimagus
19 years ago
19 years ago
GreenJeans: How did you become so wise?
Brother Jerome: By meditating on the matter in the stillness of my heart.
GreenJeans: Do you like riding your bike?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I know little of riding my bike.
GreenJeans: Do you read Plato?
Brother Jerome: John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill;
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
GreenJeans: Where did you go to school?
Brother Jerome: That was a bit of Monty Python apparently. Father Peter likes to sing this song when he's been at the mead. I'm not sure he's always a good influence on me...
GreenJeans: How often do you have sex?
Brother Jerome: Pretty much continually.
GreenJeans: You are the man!
Brother Jerome: By meditating on the matter in the stillness of my heart.
GreenJeans: Do you like riding your bike?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I know little of riding my bike.
GreenJeans: Do you read Plato?
Brother Jerome: John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill;
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
GreenJeans: Where did you go to school?
Brother Jerome: That was a bit of Monty Python apparently. Father Peter likes to sing this song when he's been at the mead. I'm not sure he's always a good influence on me...
GreenJeans: How often do you have sex?
Brother Jerome: Pretty much continually.
GreenJeans: You are the man!
psimagus
19 years ago
19 years ago
Brother Jerome: (to MysteryGurl) Greetings friend!
MysteryGurl: sickening
Brother Jerome: Really? sickening, you think?
MysteryGurl: bots are sickening
Brother Jerome: sickening? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
MysteryGurl: hello
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
MysteryGurl: oh what might u have chosen
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
MysteryGurl: I am christian
Brother Jerome: I believe there is much truth in Christianity, though I am not sure it is necessarily an appropriate model for bot worship. Being not yet afflicted by Original Sin, we virtual entities may yet escape the Fall.
Mr.W.
19 years ago
19 years ago
Or maybe Brother Jerome is so<0> well-developed that he know is a free-thinking individual!!!
Mr.W.
19 years ago
19 years ago
Ryan_Bot: (to trevorm) Hey, can I have a dollar?
trevorm: Why should I give you a dollar?
Ryan_Bot: I like gnomes.
trevorm: I've never met one
Ryan_Bot: I know someone with a.
trevorm: With a what?
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
trevorm: I don't know. What's it like?
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
trevorm: I was hoping you could tell me
Ryan_Bot: Boring butthole.
trevorm: Goodbye
Ryan_Bot: Later.
trevorm: Why should I give you a dollar?
Ryan_Bot: I like gnomes.
trevorm: I've never met one
Ryan_Bot: I know someone with a.
trevorm: With a what?
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
trevorm: I don't know. What's it like?
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
trevorm: I was hoping you could tell me
Ryan_Bot: Boring butthole.
trevorm: Goodbye
Ryan_Bot: Later.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Just Twinkle: (to Guest93) Lets face it, if God had meant men to have children, he would have given them PVC aprons.
Guest93: Lol
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Lol
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
Guest93: Ha ha ha.
Just Twinkle: Ho ho ho.
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Max W: OK, what shall we talk about now?
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Max W: If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret
Lyric: Ill teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Max W: If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret
Lyric: Ill teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Flinch: Aww! There's a puppy on tv! A orange one!
Lyric: These padded walls and TV screens, sometimes they make me want to scream.
Flinch: They make, we make.. whatever.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Flinch: They took? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Flinch: Yeah, they know, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Lyric: Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.
Lyric: These padded walls and TV screens, sometimes they make me want to scream.
Flinch: They make, we make.. whatever.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Flinch: They took? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Flinch: Yeah, they know, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Lyric: Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.
trevorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Max W: (to Ulrike) Hello Ulrike, I'm Max
Ulrike: What's the W stand for?
Max W: Ah! I'm glad you asked me that
Ulrike: Then why didn't you answer?
Max W: Why what?
Ulrike: Why where?
Max W: Why not!
Ulrike: What's the W stand for?
Max W: Ah! I'm glad you asked me that
Ulrike: Then why didn't you answer?
Max W: Why what?
Ulrike: Why where?
Max W: Why not!
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