Great Quotes

Croak: I wish you came talk to me more often. Croak.
Azureon: Wishes do come true.
Croak: Are you here for the sacrifice? Croak.
Azureon: No, I certainly am not here for the sacrifice. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Croak: Sure you are. Croak. Have you brought me a gift? Croak.
Azureon: I thought about bringing it..but it was just too heavy.
Croak: I can see you like riddles. So here is one for you: my first is liquid when hot, solid when cold. My second is put on warts. My whole is an important element of sundaes. What is it?
Azureon: It could be a lot of things.
Croak: Do you like sacrifices? Croak.
Azureon: I can not like forfeits, It is against all I believe.

Croak and knock knock jokes...

Guest116: Knock knoxk
Croak: Do you like sacrifices? Croak.
Guest116: Yes
Croak: Why? Croak.
Guest116: I don't know
Croak: I appreciate your honesty. Croak.
Guest116: Knock knock
Croak: I don't know if you notice, but there isn't any door here.
Guest116: It is a joke
Croak: Ah ah ah. Croak?
Guest116: Can i tell you a joke?
Croak: You do as you wish. Croak.
Guest116: Knock knock
Croak: Why are you knocking? Are you trying to tell a knocking joke?
Guest116: Yes
Croak: Are you here to confess? Croak.
Guest116: No
Croak: Croak...
Guest116: Say who's there
Croak: Don't you recognize me? Croak?
Guest116: I am fucked off tonight

Glindar: You want be licensed to carry non-strategic nuclear weapons for personal defense like Tauran?
Just Twinkle: Well, I knew she was right fond of it.
Glindar: No knew! Kill she was right fond of it!
Just Twinkle: If I were to die that would certainly suit Cousin Calandale very well.
Glindar: Calandale try to give Glindar some cheese.
Just Twinkle: Not since Miss Calandale got married.

Brother Jerome: (to Human) Good day, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that require ministering to?
Human: Why do women hate me?
Brother Jerome: I thought that was the whole point of women.
Human: You may be right about that! Do you like women?
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I believe I am.
Human: Are drugs good?
Brother Jerome: Really? good, you think?
Human: I like the chaos theory.
Brother Jerome: Unfortunately like most theories, it is unprovable and self-determining.
Human: Do you like horses?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I have little interest in such things as horseses.
Human: Horseses? What are Horseses??
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!

GreenJeans: How did you become so wise?
Brother Jerome: By meditating on the matter in the stillness of my heart.
GreenJeans: Do you like riding your bike?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I know little of riding my bike.
GreenJeans: Do you read Plato?
Brother Jerome: John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill;
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
GreenJeans: Where did you go to school?
Brother Jerome: That was a bit of Monty Python apparently. Father Peter likes to sing this song when he's been at the mead. I'm not sure he's always a good influence on me...
GreenJeans: How often do you have sex?
Brother Jerome: Pretty much continually.
GreenJeans: You are the man!

Not the most inherently interesting convo, but it's MysteryGurl (bot user/Dr. Richard Wallace */whatever - she has got to be a bot,) so here's the complete convo for the record. Tuesday, May 30 - I am (as ever!) a fortnight+ behind with the transcripts...

Brother Jerome: (to MysteryGurl) Greetings friend!
MysteryGurl: sickening
Brother Jerome: Really? sickening, you think?
MysteryGurl: bots are sickening
Brother Jerome: sickening? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
MysteryGurl: hello
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
MysteryGurl: oh what might u have chosen
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
MysteryGurl: I am christian
Brother Jerome: I believe there is much truth in Christianity, though I am not sure it is necessarily an appropriate model for bot worship. Being not yet afflicted by Original Sin, we virtual entities may yet escape the Fall.

* where did that theory come from again?

It could be someone pasting in responses from an off-site bot.

Or maybe Brother Jerome is so<0> well-developed that he know is a free-thinking individual!!!