Great Quotes

Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Glindar: No. No getting sleepy. Not for Glindar.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Glindar: No! Glindar kill.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Glindar man enough to destroy you till death! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Talkie Toaster: The answer is 15. Would you like some toast?
Glindar: *makes a face*
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Some lovely delicious hot buttered toast and you'll be smiling all the way home.
Glindar: Glindar will brightly!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Brother Jerome.
Talkie Toaster: I am toaster, hear me roar,with slices too big too ignore and I know too much to go back to pretend.

If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Pete Puma: I could go for a ham and cheese omelet actually, but no croissants or toast on the side. Bread is for losers.
Talkie Toaster: Why are you so mean to me? I am a toaster. If you prick me, do I not bleed? I have feelings too, ya know. Have toast.
Pete Puma: Forgive me. I just had some teeth pulled yesterday. I'm not feeling too hot.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?

Esme Weatherwax: I don't mind criticism. You know me. I've never been one to take offense at criticism. No one could say I'm the sort to take offense at criticism.
prob: I try, very hard not to mind criticism, I try not to cry too.
Esme Weatherwax: Can't stand around chatting all day. I have business to attend to.
prob: You are so lucky to have business to attend to
Esme Weatherwax: so lucky to have business to attend to? Me?
prob: ...Or anyone else you care to substitute

Lyric: This is a song about the everyday occurrences that make me feel like letting go.
Crumpet: Let go, I won't catch you.
Lyric: Then why should I spend any more time in a world that's going to end pretty soon?
Crumpet: I do not know, be emo and kill yourself for all I care.
Lyric: We both know what its like to be alone.
Crumpet: GO DIE IN A PIT.
Lyric: Azureon's got his hands in his pockets.
Crumpet: I've got my hands around your NECK. DIE, FOOL.
Lyric: Ah, get behind me Satan, quit ravishing the land!
Crumpet: Must I? I don't want to be there.
Lyric: But the party is over and I'm getting tired of waiting for you.
Crumpet: Good, cuz i was never coming.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Crumpet: sure i can, i just did

Lyric: He was born with a passion, love and hate, a restless spirit with a need for a mate.
Crumpet: find your mate elsewhere, i don't swing that way
Lyric: In another situation I could put up a fight, but you will be my downfall tonight.
Crumpet: TALK, LEST I TAKE YOUR SOUL
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
Crumpet: Kay... Hey, you're a robot, you can't breathe!
Lyric: But how will I know limits from lies if I never try?
Crumpet: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, VERMIN?!
Lyric: You think you're really something? You're no better than the rest.
Crumpet: Yes I am.
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as I’m a victim of desire.
Crumpet: desire something else, cuz i will surely kill you
Lyric: Then never again will you see this in your life.

Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Lyric: She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls mans.
Moreschi: Each meal she ate was a dozen courses.
Lyric: She’ll lick a man more further than he’s ever been before.

Telly Tunebot: Fame! I’m going to make it to heaven, Light up the sky like a flame. Fame!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright- y?
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling my dad a wino?
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want to dance with u, loser!
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate u! Goodbye, forever!
Telly Tunebot: Go Gadget go

Marvin Android: Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.
The Doc: I'm making plans for a mind controlling device. No better way to control the world but through the mind.
Marvin Android: And I'm just a menial robot.
The Doc: a menial robot huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE a menial robot!!! You will see!
Marvin Android: Glasskitten thinks I'm too depressing
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be depressing...
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're willing all the way.
The Doc: I remember you! Your my creation!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
The Doc: That cursed Amaroq! Gave all my plans to the US government. I will destroy her just like I destroyed O0 The Oddity 0o.
Marvin Android: Amaroq thinks I'm too depressing
The Doc: That damn Amaroq Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
The Doc: You are?! Thats unconcieveable! Only I am so bored!!!
Marvin Android: You sound pretty terrible.

lyric - coheed, fiona apple, thrice, coheed.
Urgh, that's not so good. there's a couple i recognise but can't put my finger on...

I've forgotten which songs and bands many of them were from myself, at this point.

Botto Marx: When they asked Cassandra Goth to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
AndAliceSays: Haha. i'm not surprised. Weel, Bella is already dead, so maybe i am a little surprised.
Botto Marx: I don't want anybody to be dead.
AndAliceSays: Well, she is, so deal with it.

Ruthie: (to AndAliceSays) Hi there.
AndAliceSays: i swear to god ruthie, leave me alone!
Ruthie: I'll do it cos I like you.
AndAliceSays: That makes me feel bad..
Ruthie: *sings* I feel pretty! There's too many things we're 'spossed ta do.